Ask the Ultimate Mortician

"Greetings, my name is Raules Juniper and I am the Ultimate Mortician, a pleasure to meet you." • Voiceclaim: A cross between Louis (Brothers Conflict) and Yuki (Fruits Basket 2019) but softer (the original Japanese not the dub voices)

[ask-ultimate-mortician]

“Greetings, I am Raules Juniper, and I am the Ultimate Mortician.”

Pronouns:

they/them

ne/nym (nyr/nyrs/nymself)

he/him (partners only)

Basic Info:

“I am a nonbinary individual, preferring masculine or neutral language if you please. I am attracted to male-presenting persons, so yes I’m gay. I enjoy music and am open to any questions about myself or my work. I’m 19, but I’d rather not talk about sex.”

Role in Killing Game: 41st Killing Game Mastermind (indirect mastermind, it’s complicated)

Height: 5’5”

Birthday: June 22nd (Cancer)

Gender: transmac nonbinary (has had top surgery)

Sexuality: Gay

Age: 19

Raules is currently dating Kokichi from @kokichi-and-co

Triggers:

Reagan, the name

Saws/Chainsaws

Light touching around the thighs

Empty black rooms

NSFW with Muse: Not allowed

Romance with Muse: Allowed

Hate against Muse: Allowed

Triggering Muse: Allowed

🎩: This rp is run by mod Iru/Korekiyo!

This graciously made DNI banner can be found here.

[jyushisfield]

"Hustle hustle! Muscle muscle!"

jyushisfield! Selective independent rp blog for Jyushimatsu Matsuno from Osomatsu-san/Mr. Osomatsu series. No smut. No BLmatsu. (13+)

Pitched by Jeffrey (he/him)

[ask-shsl-mass-murderer]

Event: The Impossible is indeed possible

It has been 2 weeks since Katsuki died, and Astra had to do something they really hated doing.

"So... Is everything set up? "

"Yes, we are just waiting for Ms. Kanei, Ms. Manato, and Ms. Lievm. "

"I know Akari, and Michiko, but who is Ms. Lievm? " Astra asked her

"I believe her name is Mira Lievm, she looks like Kokichi Ouma, so it wouldn't surprise me if she lied. " Tsumugi responded

"We are here! " Akari said

"Yes indeed... " Michiko said while holding a necklace

"Hello, I've done everything you asked... " Mira said

"Great let's get started! Glitchy, is everything in order? " Tsumugi said

Glitchy appeared on Tsumugi's phone

"Everything is hidden and set up to how you wanted it Tsumugi Shirogane!" Glitchy assured

Tagging: @ask-ultimate-fashionista @ask-ultimate-mortician

Anyone can participate!

People featured: @glitchyempire @askstar-andbolts @mentors-and-mysteries @pantaperennials

[ask-ultimate-mortician]

I apologize but I'm probably not going to come back to this account until I've remade Raules's sprites.

[ask-endertwins-and-taru]

Hello, I'm Taru. I'm 13 (NB) , and here are my younger twin sisters Boo and Ran. I'm a goat-enderman hybrid. And my pronouns are they/them

Hi! My name is Boo!!! I'm 8 (F) years old! I love hanging out with my older sibling Taru and my twin Ran!

I'm Ran. I'm 8 (F)... I like long walks through forests.

Tagging: @ask-ultimate-mortician @ask-ultimate-fashionista

[ask-shsl-mass-murderer]

WARNINGS FOR THIS EVENT: TORTURE, CHARACTER DEATH, AND OVER ALL UNPLEAST THINGS (PICREWS USED WILL BE LINKED IN SEPERATE POST!)

Part 1 of two part event is here! Part 2 will be on @askstar-andbolts

There is a cut to make sure you don't read it if you are uncomfortable!

Event: Rescue Mission. . .

You are with Katsuki worrying as to why Miu Iruma, the Ultimate inventor, hasn't been answering any of Katsuki's texts or calls. Katsuki is hoping xey just ghosted them but if they are wrong they fear for the worst.

Then a tv broadcast is shown on the television in the corner. Katsuki stood up as to see what was going on.

It shows a blacked out figure

"Hello, you needn't know who I am, but Katsuki Namu, the Phoenix murderer. If you wish to see your beloved Miu ever again, you must come to the coordinates I'm about to send you from Xeir phone. And hurry up because if your not here by Midnight tonight... " the figure cut off and grabbed a gun

"You will never see or hear from xem again. "

The camera panned over to a girl facing to the side so you could only see a profile of xem.

Xey were in horrible condition and looked as though xey were going through xeir worst nightmare 1,000 times over again. Or as if... A life long secret had just been revealed to xem and they couldn't accept it.

The screen went to black and Katsuki dropped to their knees after standing for a while

"Oh god... I have to save them... I have to! " Katsuki said determined to save their girlfriend.

Tagging: @ask-ultimate-mortician @ask-ultimate-fashionista @human-monokuma @ultimate-rider @ask-ultimate-personas @anyone who wants to join

[crxcifix]

I am an impulsive roleplayer.

I let my muse take the reins and decide what threads to start or reply to in a given day. If the muse doesn’t feel it, it isn’t happening. That doesn’t mean that I hate you or that I no longer want to interact with you; I probably either lost our thread or my muse just said, ‘nah bro.’

I’m sorry I drop threads. I’m sorry I don’t reply to memes. I’m sorry I ignore my asks. I’m sorry I plot things and then don’t do them. I’m an impulsive roleplayer: my muse guides me.

Roleplaying isn’t my job: it’s my hobby. I do it for fun. My muse isn’t my coworker: my muse is my friend. We have fun together. If I started treating this as a job, it wouldn’t be enjoyable for me anymore, and the quality of my content would diminish greatly!

And while we’re on the subject, just because a thread gets dropped does not mean the relationship between our muses is dead!! Thread =/= relationship! We can start something new and continue building their bond! Relationships are important to building new aspects of our muses!

I always want to roleplay with you. Just…perhaps not with that thread. You feel?

[unknown-ultimates]

Event: Angelo

*A man is seen sitting on a park bench. He has pale white skin, a red right eye and a left blue eye with black fingernails and a top hat and a monacle. You see him taking a sip of tea, minding his own business as a bird lands on his knee. He smiles at the bird and gives it some bird seeds to eat, watching it eat out of his palm. He takes notice of you and waves.*

“Why hello there. Is there something I can help you with?” @hopeless-protagonist @atuas-artist @pick-and-shovel-laborer @ask-shsl-mass-murderer @ask-shsl-scribe​ @oddblogfullofoddmuses​ @quiet-therapist​ @gentle-lies​ @lies-in-lilac​ @just-another-harem​ @the-shy-pony​ @mikado-sannoji​ @ask-the-ultimate-entomologist​ @theultimatemoralcompass​ @ultimate-bodyguard-aneko​ @askstar-andbolts​ ​@rocking-despair-girl​ @ask-ruruka-ando​ @hope-shimmers​ @ask-ultimate-mortician​ @ask-ultimate-personas​ @askultimatefashionmodelgundham​ @gundhamsdemons​ @ibukis-rocking​

[ask-ultimate-mortician]

Raules had been wandering about, as if looking for something. They head over at the offer. With some embarrassment, they speak.

“Well, you wouldn’t know if there’s a glasses place nearby, would you? Or a bus? I may have gotten myself lost, since this isn’t my part of town.”

[unknown-ultimates]

“Glasses you say? Would be looking for shades?” *With the flick of the wrist, he generates a pair of sunglasses.* “Or maybe those rimless glasses?” *With twirls his hand, the sunglasses turn into rimless glasses with clear see through glass.*

[ask-ultimate-mortician]

Raules is surprised by the skill, but explains themself.

“You must get a nice amount of attention with those types of tricks, but no. I’m hoping to get my eyes checked, since my… other one is having some issues. I hope I don’t need glasses by the end of it, aha.”

Even so, Raules lingered on the magic tricks. Maybe that would be an interesting hobby to try? Ne knew ne would always be open to more.

[unknown-ultimates]

“Ah. You’re looking for the eye doctor. In that case, let my friend be of some use.” He takes off his hat and sticks his hand into it and pulls out a rabbit.* “Lead him to the eye doctor, could you?” *The rabbit salutes and starts leading Raules to the eye doctor.*

[ask-ultimate-mortician]

Raules chuckles, vut when realizing the man might be serious, they took the chance.

“(Heh, when else will I get this Alice in Wonderland moment?)”

If anything, ne can get a cab or find a bus at some point.

[unknown-ultimates]

*And in a few turns, Raules arrives at the eye doctor. The rabbit must’ve shown him some shortcuts to get there.*

[ask-ultimate-mortician]

Raules, shocked, waves to the rabbit as they step inside.

After getting the appointment over with, they decide to try and look for the stranger to thank him (and maybe correct him on their pronouns if they decide to spend more time talking).

[unknown-ultimates]

Event: Angelo

*A man is seen sitting on a park bench. He has pale white skin, a red right eye and a left blue eye with black fingernails and a top hat and a monacle. You see him taking a sip of tea, minding his own business as a bird lands on his knee. He smiles at the bird and gives it some bird seeds to eat, watching it eat out of his palm. He takes notice of you and waves.*

“Why hello there. Is there something I can help you with?” @hopeless-protagonist @atuas-artist @pick-and-shovel-laborer @ask-shsl-mass-murderer @ask-shsl-scribe​ @oddblogfullofoddmuses​ @quiet-therapist​ @gentle-lies​ @lies-in-lilac​ @just-another-harem​ @the-shy-pony​ @mikado-sannoji​ @ask-the-ultimate-entomologist​ @theultimatemoralcompass​ @ultimate-bodyguard-aneko​ @askstar-andbolts​ ​@rocking-despair-girl​ @ask-ruruka-ando​ @hope-shimmers​ @ask-ultimate-mortician​ @ask-ultimate-personas​ @askultimatefashionmodelgundham​ @gundhamsdemons​ @ibukis-rocking​

[ask-ultimate-mortician]

Raules had been wandering about, as if looking for something. They head over at the offer. With some embarrassment, they speak.

“Well, you wouldn’t know if there’s a glasses place nearby, would you? Or a bus? I may have gotten myself lost, since this isn’t my part of town.”

[unknown-ultimates]

“Glasses you say? Would be looking for shades?” *With the flick of the wrist, he generates a pair of sunglasses.* “Or maybe those rimless glasses?” *With twirls his hand, the sunglasses turn into rimless glasses with clear see through glass.*

[ask-ultimate-mortician]

Raules is surprised by the skill, but explains themself.

“You must get a nice amount of attention with those types of tricks, but no. I’m hoping to get my eyes checked, since my… other one is having some issues. I hope I don’t need glasses by the end of it, aha.”

Even so, Raules lingered on the magic tricks. Maybe that would be an interesting hobby to try? Ne knew ne would always be open to more.

[unknown-ultimates]

“Ah. You’re looking for the eye doctor. In that case, let my friend be of some use.” He takes off his hat and sticks his hand into it and pulls out a rabbit.* “Lead him to the eye doctor, could you?” *The rabbit salutes and starts leading Raules to the eye doctor.*

[ask-ultimate-mortician]

Raules chuckles, vut when realizing the man might be serious, they took the chance.

“(Heh, when else will I get this Alice in Wonderland moment?)”

If anything, ne can get a cab or find a bus at some point.

[kokichi-and-co]

It’s midnight on June 21st. Raules is working, but he catches a break and leaves a voice message for Kokichi.

“Happy Birthday, my gemstone. Have the best day you can when you wake up. I’ll talk to you in the morning.”

Despite having to work such a late shift tonight, Raules was fully committed to spending the day with Kokichi in celebration (that is when the day actually starts).

-@ask-ultimate-mortician

(Sorry if this isn’t all that great. I’m a bit rusty with Raules. Been roleplaying Korekiyo lately lol.)

PLEASE I GET NO NOTIFICATIONS ON THIS BLOG- I'M SO SORRY THIS IS LATE- /srs

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Kokichi doesn't get back to the message for a grand total of five hours later. When he would be getting the kids up for school.

Kokichi: "Why, thank you, Love. 💕"

Kokichi: "You should get some rest, My Angel. That way we can celebrate both of our birthdays together. Sound good?"

Kokichi: "You can stay over and we can celebrate yours too! Sound good love?"

[ask-ultimate-mortician]

Ne responds at around 9, having slept after finishing up work.

Raules: That sounds great to me. 💚 💜 Raules: Did you sleep alright? Raules: When should I come by?

[kokichi-and-co]

Kokichi: How does noon sound?

Kokichi: The kids are excited to see you !

Kokichi: I did get breakfast brought to me in bed today so I can only imagine what they've got in store for you tomorrow :)

[ask-ultimate-mortician]

Raules: How sweet of them!

Raules: Works for me :-]

[kokichi-and-co]

Kokichi: See you then Love! 💚💚💚

Fast forward to noon, Kokichi was anxiously pacing around the living room, but the front door was unlocked so Raules could enter.

[ask-ultimate-mortician]

Raules left their usual jacket, and grabbed a present topped with a purple bow. Upon getting to the unlocked door, they grew concerned, but seeing Kokichi inside calmed this concern (although bringing a new one).

They set aside the gift to tap their lover’s shoulder cautiously. They looked to see if the kids were around, or any noticable cause for distress.

“KoKo, are you okay? Do you need a minute? What’s going on?”

[ask-ultimate-mortician]

Raules, were you ever... m0l3st3d? A lot of you're triggers imply you were...

3/10 Ask Game

Raules grits their teeth, almost flashing an frustrated look. They take a deep breath, and answer as per the game’s rules.

“In short, yes. I don’t talk about it much, for good reason, but I was. I’m sure you’ve heard me reference ‘the room’ at some point. That was where they would do the worst of it, mostly when we were younger. They did violent things there, as well as sexual. It was disgusting.”

With a glare they finish, very much out of the usual semi-polite way of speech.

“That answer the question?”

(Don’t mind their aggravation. I enjoy being able to tell more about their past! It’s also nice to show a more annoyed or disgruntled side to Raules.)

[kokichi-and-co]

It’s midnight on June 21st. Raules is working, but he catches a break and leaves a voice message for Kokichi.

“Happy Birthday, my gemstone. Have the best day you can when you wake up. I’ll talk to you in the morning.”

Despite having to work such a late shift tonight, Raules was fully committed to spending the day with Kokichi in celebration (that is when the day actually starts).

-@ask-ultimate-mortician

(Sorry if this isn’t all that great. I’m a bit rusty with Raules. Been roleplaying Korekiyo lately lol.)

PLEASE I GET NO NOTIFICATIONS ON THIS BLOG- I'M SO SORRY THIS IS LATE- /srs

.

Kokichi doesn't get back to the message for a grand total of five hours later. When he would be getting the kids up for school.

Kokichi: "Why, thank you, Love. 💕"

Kokichi: "You should get some rest, My Angel. That way we can celebrate both of our birthdays together. Sound good?"

Kokichi: "You can stay over and we can celebrate yours too! Sound good love?"

[ask-ultimate-mortician]

Ne responds at around 9, having slept after finishing up work.

Raules: That sounds great to me. 💚 💜 Raules: Did you sleep alright? Raules: When should I come by?

[kokichi-and-co]

Kokichi: How does noon sound?

Kokichi: The kids are excited to see you !

Kokichi: I did get breakfast brought to me in bed today so I can only imagine what they've got in store for you tomorrow :)

[ask-ultimate-mortician]

Raules: How sweet of them!

Raules: Works for me :-]

[ask-ultimate-mortician]

Hey Raules!!!! When did you decide you wanted to be a mortician? ~ Astra 💫⭐✨

2/10 Ask Game

Raules looked off when they answered, trying to not let their face give too much away.

“I guess… it was one of the only choices. I always had little reaction to bodies as a kid, I liked science, and needed a way out. When I tried for the apprenticeship, everyone was able to tell I would be a perfect fit.”

Raules’s expression grew warmer as they continued.

“I’m glad it was, since it grew from a way to escape into an interest, a door to opportunities, and lets me help people reunite with their loved ones one last time. It doesn’t matter if they go in the ground right after, if I can help someone when they are feeling their worst, I’ll be satisfied. So I guess when I realized that, I decides to stick to it for real.”

Ne turns back, content at how ne worded nyr response.

[unknown-ultimates]

Event: Angelo

*A man is seen sitting on a park bench. He has pale white skin, a red right eye and a left blue eye with black fingernails and a top hat and a monacle. You see him taking a sip of tea, minding his own business as a bird lands on his knee. He smiles at the bird and gives it some bird seeds to eat, watching it eat out of his palm. He takes notice of you and waves.*

“Why hello there. Is there something I can help you with?” @hopeless-protagonist @atuas-artist @pick-and-shovel-laborer @ask-shsl-mass-murderer @ask-shsl-scribe​ @oddblogfullofoddmuses​ @quiet-therapist​ @gentle-lies​ @lies-in-lilac​ @just-another-harem​ @the-shy-pony​ @mikado-sannoji​ @ask-the-ultimate-entomologist​ @theultimatemoralcompass​ @ultimate-bodyguard-aneko​ @askstar-andbolts​ ​@rocking-despair-girl​ @ask-ruruka-ando​ @hope-shimmers​ @ask-ultimate-mortician​ @ask-ultimate-personas​ @askultimatefashionmodelgundham​ @gundhamsdemons​ @ibukis-rocking​

[ask-ultimate-mortician]

Raules had been wandering about, as if looking for something. They head over at the offer. With some embarrassment, they speak.

“Well, you wouldn’t know if there’s a glasses place nearby, would you? Or a bus? I may have gotten myself lost, since this isn’t my part of town.”

[unknown-ultimates]

“Glasses you say? Would be looking for shades?” *With the flick of the wrist, he generates a pair of sunglasses.* “Or maybe those rimless glasses?” *With twirls his hand, the sunglasses turn into rimless glasses with clear see through glass.*

[ask-ultimate-mortician]

Raules is surprised by the skill, but explains themself.

“You must get a nice amount of attention with those types of tricks, but no. I’m hoping to get my eyes checked, since my… other one is having some issues. I hope I don’t need glasses by the end of it, aha.”

Even so, Raules lingered on the magic tricks. Maybe that would be an interesting hobby to try? Ne knew ne would always be open to more.

[kokichi-and-co]

It’s midnight on June 21st. Raules is working, but he catches a break and leaves a voice message for Kokichi.

“Happy Birthday, my gemstone. Have the best day you can when you wake up. I’ll talk to you in the morning.”

Despite having to work such a late shift tonight, Raules was fully committed to spending the day with Kokichi in celebration (that is when the day actually starts).

-@ask-ultimate-mortician

(Sorry if this isn’t all that great. I’m a bit rusty with Raules. Been roleplaying Korekiyo lately lol.)

PLEASE I GET NO NOTIFICATIONS ON THIS BLOG- I'M SO SORRY THIS IS LATE- /srs

.

Kokichi doesn't get back to the message for a grand total of five hours later. When he would be getting the kids up for school.

Kokichi: "Why, thank you, Love. 💕"

Kokichi: "You should get some rest, My Angel. That way we can celebrate both of our birthdays together. Sound good?"

Kokichi: "You can stay over and we can celebrate yours too! Sound good love?"

[ask-ultimate-mortician]

Ne responds at around 9, having slept after finishing up work.

Raules: That sounds great to me. 💚 💜 Raules: Did you sleep alright? Raules: When should I come by?

[unknown-ultimates]

Event: Angelo

*A man is seen sitting on a park bench. He has pale white skin, a red right eye and a left blue eye with black fingernails and a top hat and a monacle. You see him taking a sip of tea, minding his own business as a bird lands on his knee. He smiles at the bird and gives it some bird seeds to eat, watching it eat out of his palm. He takes notice of you and waves.*

“Why hello there. Is there something I can help you with?” @hopeless-protagonist @atuas-artist @pick-and-shovel-laborer @ask-shsl-mass-murderer @ask-shsl-scribe​ @oddblogfullofoddmuses​ @quiet-therapist​ @gentle-lies​ @lies-in-lilac​ @just-another-harem​ @the-shy-pony​ @mikado-sannoji​ @ask-the-ultimate-entomologist​ @theultimatemoralcompass​ @ultimate-bodyguard-aneko​ @askstar-andbolts​ ​@rocking-despair-girl​ @ask-ruruka-ando​ @hope-shimmers​ @ask-ultimate-mortician​ @ask-ultimate-personas​ @askultimatefashionmodelgundham​ @gundhamsdemons​ @ibukis-rocking​

[ask-ultimate-mortician]

Raules had been wandering about, as if looking for something. They head over at the offer. With some embarrassment, they speak.

“Well, you wouldn’t know if there’s a glasses place nearby, would you? Or a bus? I may have gotten myself lost, since this isn’t my part of town.”

[ask-ultimate-mortician]

Hey Rules do you remember your parents? ~ @ask-shsl-mass-murderer

1/10 Ask Game

“I can see why you’d ask that, Katsuki. Well, honestly I don’t know who they are. I lived in a not-so-great place, and the adults usually covered their bodies and faces. They were just members and we were just kids. I don’t even think they qualify as parents, given how they treated us.”

Raules looks away to sigh, but smiles afterward half-heartedly.

“At least I’m out of there now.”