literally just some guy

they/them

[molabuddy]

drew this post as a comic because its so fucking funny to me

[superhellsangel]

reverse!verse deancas

[dilfish-daydreams]

Ohhhh yes

[mychemicalraymance]

LIVE FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY! DEAD FOR THE REST!

[hymnism]

[honkytonka]

from this

[tamamita]

What is the funniest pokemon move

[tamamita]

Obsessed with the description for this move

[kayaret]

losing my mind at the animation as well

[stumbleinethevampirequeen]

[zylifd]

these screenshots taken from video fanfictions on youtube from 2009 will never not be funny to me

[dangerdaystracknine]

truly a lost art

[videosfromigreels]

wolpwednesday

[nicomoon69]

the song made me giggle a lil as a trans guy

[xpyray]

Confessions of a rotten girl

[eightfifteen]

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

[plutojester]

[doingthewritethings]

my friend briar and i lovingly call this one ‘therapy speak joker’ and it almost caused her to drop biological samples one time

[flowermist7432]

This is why shit like THIS is important.

Characters, like us, often have "filters" that they speak information even IF they are a little more self aware than the average guy. Therapy speak only works if the character has been shown to speak like that, (which is rare) but this is what "Show Dont Tell" and "Subtext" has been trying to teach you.

[kiiraes]

gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection

[kiiraes]

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[kiiraes]

[riinasawayama]

talk show beauty: by josh wilks for sleek mag, makeup by ana takahashi

[infectiouspiss]

hey i'm a selfdestructive drug addict too why cant i be someone's house. i mean i dont like save lives ig but like i think i still deserve a little blond boytoy who thinks im god or his father or his owner. idk ive never seen the show i just follow nik lapdogchase

i'm not blond but i can do unusual things to your genitals in exchange for drugs

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[greenandhazy]

there are some DEEP CUTS on this list. who is out there calling their coworker a Castro clone in the year 2025???

[3cosmicfrogs]

i would pay actual money to have this on my portable music device

[titojefie]

like whatever man

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

anyway more addittions

“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.

“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.

“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum

“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh

“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird

“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.

“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.

“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.

“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl