Villain Balloon

Let's get twisted!

[ask-villain-balloon]

"Might as well get some entertainment while messing up lives."

(Ooc: Hey, it's me, @saffiroll again with yet ANOTHER ask/rp blog because i love making this. This blog is tied to my fic actually and i'll link it down here, tho the events in the blog went by faster then the fic. (THE FIC IS BEING REWRITTEN!!) Some basic info and setting is there tho. Take a look! Also i am TERRIBLY sorry for the amount of reblogs here!! This is why i added specific tags for ask answers and posts and such, since it can be really hard to navigate

Anyways, basic ask criteria applies. No innapropriate questions, proshippers and such DNI, And rp accounts/M!A's are allowed!

Deceased characters:

-OJ

-Salt

-Baseball

-Pickle

-Test Tube

-Lightbulb

-Steve Cobs

Tags of importance: #answered asks, #balloon posts, #from one b to another arc (<- finished)

[ask-villain-balloon]

Opinion on Nickel?

". . . . . . . ."

"Do NOT utter that name here. He is locked away in the closet where he BELONGS!! And he will rot until i fucking SAY SO!!"

[ask-villain-balloon]

I like you alot

Have one specifically triangle shaped, orange-red toned chip with a white sour sauce called "french onion" and shedden cheddar on top served on a fancy silver plate with parsley on the side and with a message on the bottom left of the plate saying "I like you alot😇" done in a mysterious blueish-purple with tins of green sauce❤️❤️

"Hmmm..."

"No."

[ask-villain-balloon]

Hello yellow, I'ma back! Sorry for how long it took for me to actually get time to draw this, so many things just happened QwQ

". . . ."

"Thanks..."

[ask-villain-balloon]

greenberries make you green Balloon

"Yeah no i did not take those..."

[ask-villain-balloon]

Did you eat the greenberry?, is that why you're green?

- 🪼💠 anon

"What the hell is a greenberry? Also no i did not eat any berries."

[ask-villain-balloon]

Kisses you

"EW!!! GROSS!!"

*You have been stabbed and killed by Balloon. Sorry about that!*

[ask-villain-balloon]

....

I'm gonna draw you later, can't rn cuz of reasons but soon.

"Allllright..."

OOC: Art is always appreciated!

[ask-villain-balloon]

OOOOHHH so you work for Cobs? Why? How?

Why are you so green

"Work for Cobs? No no, Fan. I work for myself. I was just leading him on. I killed him the moment i didn't need him anymore."

"I'm green because of a magical energy i suppose. I found it in your girlfriend's lab months ago. She's also dead!! Heehee!"

[ultimatefanii]

Oh!

[ask-villain-balloon]

"Oh? Oh what? Your twink ass can't handle information, plot device?"

[ask-villain-balloon]

And you vape an you skate- hold on- YOU DESERVE TO SUFFER YOU DESERVE TO SUFFER SUFFER AND DIE SUFFER AND DIE/silly

"I- wh- this shit is gonna give me a headache. Fuck off."

[ask-villain-balloon]

OOOOHHH so you work for Cobs? Why? How?

Why are you so green

"Work for Cobs? No no, Fan. I work for myself. I was just leading him on. I killed him the moment i didn't need him anymore."

"I'm green because of a magical energy i suppose. I found it in your girlfriend's lab months ago. She's also dead!! Heehee!"

[ask-villain-balloon]

You must feel alone now...

Surrounded by robots or inventions...

That must be why Cobs did what he did, he must have gone insane like you might be.

Or you already are.

It's probably the latter.

-👁

"Uhm. Yeah so like- I know that. I'd rathee be coocoo crazy banana bonkers then be a pushover."

[ask-villain-balloon]

you may call yourself a villain..

just not a TRUE one. you have no idea, you weak coward.

"Aww boohoo, i'm so sad, i'm crying over here over your thoughts. Waah waah. Get more original next time."

[ask-villain-balloon]

"Oooh wowwie ur alottt different from the balloon I know, stupid voice as the original one but you're a bit better in my opinion. Also is that another MephoneX..?"

-Poppy(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

(- @ask-spoiled-au )

"Thanks i guess? Also yes, that IS MePhone X. He's my friend."

[some-currency]

"Oh goddammit you're still a thing?! UGH! Alternate universes are a pain to look at sometimes. As much as you were a pain in the ass to me specifically."

- @ask-villain-balloon

...

Yes, I'm still a thing? You seem happy to see me..

...I'mmmmm not gonna interact with a person from an alternate universe that seems to hate me... sounds like a dumb choice.

[ask-villain-balloon]

"Darnnnnnnn. You don't recognize me. Shame."

[ask-villain-balloon]

So Balloon... what are you going to do now?

"Tch. I have no idea. Still figuring that out. When you have a lot, you kinda don't know what else to do."

"Well, there's also those things you hear that could keep you enterta-"

"Shut up, 3GS."

[ask-villain-balloon]

What the fuck??????????

- Canon MePhone4

WHAT THE DOUBLE FUCK?? WHY AM I WORKING WITH BALLOON IF HE'S EVIL HERE?? WHAT??

- CANON MEPHONE3GS

"...."

"...."

"You seein' this shit, 3GS?"

"I'm just confused."