Kneel Before Vlad!

Greeting fellow champions and summoners. Vladimir is here to answer your questions!

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What do you think of the new soul stealer outfit? PS I love this blog

The accessories are to my taste, so I rather like it.

I appreciate your company too, summoner.

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Your thoughts on Mr. Tentacles?

Excluding Kog’Maw, we know that void creatures come in two sizes: large and larger. 

When he first arrived, Vel’Koz could demolish cities with one swipe of his appendages. Institute summoners were swift to make this eldritch horror of a creature’s size more manageable.

The Void… Their geometry and colour are not of this world.

[askkassadin]

“Tell me what the point of this was?”

((Munday Challenge from asksonabuvelle ))

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Red is my favourite colour.

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Getting a facial with my summoner. I’m wearing a special eye serum I bought from Singed. I found out it’s actually made of poro’s milk, Swain’s nail clippings, and nexus dust. Who cares?! It works!

@askkassadin showed me this challenge from Sona.

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Going on a business trip... See you all after a few days!

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Oh, hemomancer, why don't you come into the top lane more often? I'd absolutely love to dance with you.

Well then, may I have this dance, miss? I even brought you a ward…

But I can only dance for a little bit before I have to go back to mid.

/dance

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What do you think of this Orianna skin on youtube? Please help promoting it so it will get released soon ^-^ It's so pretty~ *-* /watch?v=3tN7PVMMP1o

Love it! I don’t think it needs promoting… it’s already very popular. Everyone and Jax’s mother loves it!

Original design is by Erina on DA

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I wonder Vlad , for what are the "claws" you wear , I mean as shown by yourself you don't wear them outside the league (as your entire league-outfit).I suppose they part of the outfit the Institure makes your wear or tools to channel your magic

It’s actually something else. But to me, they’re very important! It’s so I won’t break my nails while fighting in the fray (and these claws look scary). And the Institute deemed that my manicured nails are TOO perfect that it would dazzle and stun an unsuspecting opponent!

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What is your response to people who--erroneously--call you a vampire?

Do you still believe in vampires at your age? They don’t exist!

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have you ever met marshall lee?

Nope!

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How do you imagine your life to be if you didn't go under the apprenticeship of Dmitri?

Hello Kassadin, thanks for sending in a question.

I’m pretty sure if I didn’t go under the apprenticeship of Dmitri, I would of been killed on the spot like all the people that had fallen to his hand. However, if I decided to not go to the temple that day, I’m pretty sure my life would be quite similar to most born into Noxian nobility. There are only two types: the mercenaries and/ or the politicians.

Most with political power are also required to take the summoners test because the state likes to have a lot of representatives. In fact, many of my relatives do a lot of summoning at the institute already, like at least 15!… Counting my aunts, uncles, cousins, second cousins, third cousins, god-sisters and god-brothers. Since it’s good to have many people under the family banner (Noxian families are large). So, I’d probably be forced to do that… 

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Ouch that seems cruel! D: Did you and your master ever get along well or was it constant training?

Being Dmitri’s apprentice wasn’t exactly glamorous. And his training wasn’t always fun to undergo. Most of the time, it was chores… But we got along well and I never complained because I knew the end result would be worth it.

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Finished all the Diary Entry asks (marked with ☱)! Thanks for sending them in... I will go back to answering normal asks.

(for future asks with  ☱, I'll answer them at random intervals)

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Day 1436:

A new champion joined the League today… I think summoners are pretty humorous (they really like to have Champion themes). 

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Day 923:

I had a dream last night… Instead of being greeted by Dmitri’s zealous, crimson eyes all those years ago, I met a different Dmitri… He looked tired. Tired of the death and turmoil the plague in his body had caused. When he looked into my eyes, he knew I was to be the next hemomancer. And before I could escape his gaze, I underwent the transformation. I felt a surge of power rush into me. It was extremely painful like before… But I did not have any magical skill after the ordeal. 

And then I was suddenly in an Ionian Temple. An Ionian deity told me that Dmitri did not pass the skill of hemomancy to me, he gave me a curse to end that line of magic. She told me that the magic is imbued in my flesh, and that anyone who consumes my flesh is granted immortality. The only way to lift the curse is to journey to Shurima and bring back two holy scrolls from the temple ruins.

The deity dressed me up in robes and appointed Wukong to be my guide on the journey. On the way, I made companions who became my guard, a half-human half-pig called Zhu-Bajie and there was another… but I forgot his name. I never reached my destination… but I remember having to fight 40 or so champions from the League. Every single time, Bajie and Wukong had to rescue me from the grasp of my captors.

I think I must of took too many hits from that monkey’s stick…

[zhubajierp]

"Haw well it’s really more’f jus’ a pig-man than a half human half pi-wait how’d ya know my name?"

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Well, back then, I've heard of your skill in combat and have seen you with Wukong in the institute. I'm not oblivious of my surrounding unlike some of the other champions... Most of which don't care about world events or politics... Within Noxian circles, however, word and news travel fast. 

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Day 923:

I had a dream last night… Instead of being greeted by Dmitri’s zealous, crimson eyes all those years ago, I met a different Dmitri… He looked tired. Tired of the death and turmoil the plague in his body had caused. When he looked into my eyes, he knew I was to be the next hemomancer. And before I could escape his gaze, I underwent the transformation. I felt a surge of power rush into me. It was extremely painful like before… But I did not have any magical skill after the ordeal. 

And then I was suddenly in an Ionian Temple. An Ionian deity told me that Dmitri did not pass the skill of hemomancy to me, he gave me a curse to end that line of magic. She told me that the magic is imbued in my flesh, and that anyone who consumes my flesh is granted immortality. The only way to lift the curse is to journey to Shurima and bring back two holy scrolls from the temple ruins.

The deity dressed me up in robes and appointed Wukong to be my guide on the journey. On the way, I made companions who became my guard, a half-human half-pig called Zhu-Bajie and there was another… but I forgot his name. I never reached my destination… but I remember having to fight 40 or so champions from the League. Every single time, Bajie and Wukong had to rescue me from the grasp of my captors.

I think I must of took too many hits from that monkey’s stick…

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☱ -SummonerKuroid

Day 174:

There was a black out at the Institute today. Had to wait two hours before the Institute had a team of tech-saavy summoners start up the back up generator. All Summoner’s Rift matches are halted for now… until Heimerdinger and his team finish working on the main techmaturgic power plant tomorrow.

Apparently, it was caused by something that happened in Zaun.