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Restarted Zhu on a new timblr
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Farts tremendously
No, YOU are the one who is the fart, swine.
*Blows Nocturne away*
Farts nocturne out of his body
I’M NOT A FART DAMN IT.
Sure ya are
Have ya ever been sat on?
“No, Ive never been sat on.” Timothy shook his head.
"Hmm..." Zhu looms over the mouse ominously. "Well that's good! Yer so tiny ah' bet people don't see ya often."
Gimme somethin' that'll make me huge
“Here” he said with a smirk on his face and held a mushroom up the pigs face with red and white spots on it. “Eat it and you grow ten times in size.” Truth was that the mushroom had the opposite effect and quite frankly would cause the pig to become a little piglet.
"Ooh!" Without thinking he snatched the mushroom up and happy devoured it, punctuating his meal with a loud belch. Seconds, then minutes pass. "...nothin' happening."
Would people be interested if I flat out reboot Zhu?
What other changes would you want to see?
Reblog if I can rp with you
Oink
Lets out a tremendous fart
Describe your muse using only ONE gif
Ya should prolly stand back. An not behind me either.
ZHU. I DON'T HAVE A BODY. LET ME USE YOURS. Just for like. Five minutes.
Aw well sure! Ah’m happy ta help a friend haw haw.
I’m going to eat 600 pounds of ice cream.
The pig's body was completely under Nocturne's control
Farts tremendously
“Rude fat pig over here, come buy, lot’s of bacon”
“Ah’ll do it in yer face if ya don’t shut yer trap.”
“Try it piggy, ill Barbecue ye, nice and toasty!”
“Is that a threat runt? Ah’ eat mouthy people like ya fer breakfast!”
“I ain’t no runt, and i ain’t naw pushover either, you wanna go, we go, i hope you got a weapon besides that stench.”
“Seriously, take a bath… or five.”
Weeeell ah’ got a rake. It’ll prolly cut yer face up nice.“ He nods. “Ya should be glad all Ah’m threatenin with is my backside
“Who the heck fights with a rake… Then again… there is Mr Lamp post so i guess i should not be surprised… Fighting with a rake, that’s kinda cool actually, i’ma give you points for that one Stinky. Though i doubt your rake will be able to handle my glorious sword, its made of like, fire and junk. I’m not sure how it works but ITS VERY POWERFUL ILL HAVE YOU KNOW!”
The pig rolls his eyes and just casually sits on the summoner. “Yeah yeah, fire, sure, whatever.”
“EW, EW, EWW, GET OFF ME, THE HECK, NO, NO WHY, NO WHY, WHY I SWEAR ILL TOAST YOUR BUTT IF YOU DON’T GET OFF ME RIGHT NOW, PLEASE, I ADMIT DEFEAT, GET OFF MEEEEEE!”
The pig chuckles and gets off of the summoner. “Yeah that’s what ah’ thought pipsqueak”
Sam quickly jumps up on her feet. “Lucky for you i wasn’t ready. If it was a reeeeaaal battle i would kick your ass and let the beggars eat if for breakfast.”
Sam adjusts her hair before continuing.
“I’m Sam Marrow, unwilling daughter of Davis Marrow, wielder of the great Phoenix mcguffin-whatever blade that i totally know how to control so you better watch it!”
“Ya know yer face is right near my ass right?” He actually felt it would be unfair to just blast her, she was kinda…cute. In a pathetic sorta way…on the other hand those bean buns were grumbling in his tummy something fierce.
“The clothing clip in my pocket would completely counter your attack! s-so don’t like even try it. Seriously don’t. A-also its rude for one to not give their name during a first encounter.”
*under her breath*: Not that i would expect courtesy from a pig creature…
He then rudely blasts the summoner with a massive fart, blowing back her hood and hair. “Whoops! Guess ah’ dun know courtesy or nothin.”
Sam takes two steps back before falling over and passing out.
The pig chuckles pridefully looking back at his handiwork. "Aw poor runt."
Farts tremendously
“Rude fat pig over here, come buy, lot’s of bacon”
“Ah’ll do it in yer face if ya don’t shut yer trap.”
“Try it piggy, ill Barbecue ye, nice and toasty!”
“Is that a threat runt? Ah’ eat mouthy people like ya fer breakfast!”
“I ain’t no runt, and i ain’t naw pushover either, you wanna go, we go, i hope you got a weapon besides that stench.”
“Seriously, take a bath… or five.”
Weeeell ah’ got a rake. It’ll prolly cut yer face up nice.“ He nods. “Ya should be glad all Ah’m threatenin with is my backside
“Who the heck fights with a rake… Then again… there is Mr Lamp post so i guess i should not be surprised… Fighting with a rake, that’s kinda cool actually, i’ma give you points for that one Stinky. Though i doubt your rake will be able to handle my glorious sword, its made of like, fire and junk. I’m not sure how it works but ITS VERY POWERFUL ILL HAVE YOU KNOW!”
The pig rolls his eyes and just casually sits on the summoner. “Yeah yeah, fire, sure, whatever.”
“EW, EW, EWW, GET OFF ME, THE HECK, NO, NO WHY, NO WHY, WHY I SWEAR ILL TOAST YOUR BUTT IF YOU DON’T GET OFF ME RIGHT NOW, PLEASE, I ADMIT DEFEAT, GET OFF MEEEEEE!”
The pig chuckles and gets off of the summoner. “Yeah that’s what ah’ thought pipsqueak”
Sam quickly jumps up on her feet. “Lucky for you i wasn’t ready. If it was a reeeeaaal battle i would kick your ass and let the beggars eat if for breakfast.”
Sam adjusts her hair before continuing.
“I’m Sam Marrow, unwilling daughter of Davis Marrow, wielder of the great Phoenix mcguffin-whatever blade that i totally know how to control so you better watch it!”
“Ya know yer face is right near my ass right?” He actually felt it would be unfair to just blast her, she was kinda…cute. In a pathetic sorta way…on the other hand those bean buns were grumbling in his tummy something fierce.
“The clothing clip in my pocket would completely counter your attack! s-so don’t like even try it. Seriously don’t. A-also its rude for one to not give their name during a first encounter.”
*under her breath*: Not that i would expect courtesy from a pig creature…
He then rudely blasts the summoner with a massive fart, blowing back her hood and hair. "Whoops! Guess ah' dun know courtesy or nothin."
Farts tremendously
“Rude fat pig over here, come buy, lot’s of bacon”
“Ah’ll do it in yer face if ya don’t shut yer trap.”
“Try it piggy, ill Barbecue ye, nice and toasty!”
“Is that a threat runt? Ah’ eat mouthy people like ya fer breakfast!”
“I ain’t no runt, and i ain’t naw pushover either, you wanna go, we go, i hope you got a weapon besides that stench.”
“Seriously, take a bath… or five.”
Weeeell ah’ got a rake. It’ll prolly cut yer face up nice.“ He nods. “Ya should be glad all Ah’m threatenin with is my backside
“Who the heck fights with a rake… Then again… there is Mr Lamp post so i guess i should not be surprised… Fighting with a rake, that’s kinda cool actually, i’ma give you points for that one Stinky. Though i doubt your rake will be able to handle my glorious sword, its made of like, fire and junk. I’m not sure how it works but ITS VERY POWERFUL ILL HAVE YOU KNOW!”
The pig rolls his eyes and just casually sits on the summoner. “Yeah yeah, fire, sure, whatever.”
“EW, EW, EWW, GET OFF ME, THE HECK, NO, NO WHY, NO WHY, WHY I SWEAR ILL TOAST YOUR BUTT IF YOU DON’T GET OFF ME RIGHT NOW, PLEASE, I ADMIT DEFEAT, GET OFF MEEEEEE!”
The pig chuckles and gets off of the summoner. “Yeah that’s what ah’ thought pipsqueak”
Sam quickly jumps up on her feet. “Lucky for you i wasn’t ready. If it was a reeeeaaal battle i would kick your ass and let the beggars eat if for breakfast.”
Sam adjusts her hair before continuing.
“I’m Sam Marrow, unwilling daughter of Davis Marrow, wielder of the great Phoenix mcguffin-whatever blade that i totally know how to control so you better watch it!”
"Ya know yer face is right near my ass right?" He actually felt it would be unfair to just blast her, she was kinda...cute. In a pathetic sorta way...on the other hand those bean buns were grumbling in his tummy something fierce.
Farts tremendously
“Rude fat pig over here, come buy, lot’s of bacon”
“Ah’ll do it in yer face if ya don’t shut yer trap.”
“Try it piggy, ill Barbecue ye, nice and toasty!”
“Is that a threat runt? Ah’ eat mouthy people like ya fer breakfast!”
“I ain’t no runt, and i ain’t naw pushover either, you wanna go, we go, i hope you got a weapon besides that stench.”
“Seriously, take a bath… or five.”
Weeeell ah’ got a rake. It’ll prolly cut yer face up nice.“ He nods. “Ya should be glad all Ah’m threatenin with is my backside
“Who the heck fights with a rake… Then again… there is Mr Lamp post so i guess i should not be surprised… Fighting with a rake, that’s kinda cool actually, i’ma give you points for that one Stinky. Though i doubt your rake will be able to handle my glorious sword, its made of like, fire and junk. I’m not sure how it works but ITS VERY POWERFUL ILL HAVE YOU KNOW!”
The pig rolls his eyes and just casually sits on the summoner. “Yeah yeah, fire, sure, whatever.”
“EW, EW, EWW, GET OFF ME, THE HECK, NO, NO WHY, NO WHY, WHY I SWEAR ILL TOAST YOUR BUTT IF YOU DON’T GET OFF ME RIGHT NOW, PLEASE, I ADMIT DEFEAT, GET OFF MEEEEEE!”
The pig chuckles and gets off of the summoner. "Yeah that's what ah' thought pipsqueak"