ASK VOID KONG

The presidents here for some questions! (Not associated with Nintendo)

[kr00l94]

Happy Birthday, Bananza!

[kr00l94]

My Opinion On The Direct

man that was…something.

it wasn’t bad. But, kinda mid.

[kr00l94]

YOU CAN DRESS UP AS MARIO AND LUIGI!!!!! I take what I said back, the directs peak!

[ask-void-kong]

That’s right!

In collaboration for that mustached plumbers 40 years in gaming, i managed to strike a deal and get 4 new emerald rush events themed after the big M.

Oh, yeah, and the costumes.

[thebowserblog09]

Unexpected news

Bowser Jr: Wait, what? how would that work??? isn’t Rosalina probally thousands of years old?

Bowser: I was gonna ask the same thing, Junior. What’s Miyamoto thinking!?

[kr00l94]

Is Miyamoto being serious right now!?

[ask-void-kong]

Void Kong: yeesh, even I’ve came up with worse ideas…which I’ve never had!

[ask-void-kong]

Admin Leak

Huh, so Tiny & Wrinkly are coming back?

wonder which design there gonna use for tiny.

[ask-void-kong]

Are you still marooned on DK's island?

So far, Yes.

but I can guarantee you this: once I get the Pay-Dirt Piledriver back up, I’ll finally get my dream of unlimited gold!

GYHAHAHA!

[ask-void-kong]

You play tennis? Oh please, you probably couldn’t even hit the ball without your floating banana

PU-LEASE! I’m surprised they let Goombas in of all characters! They don’t even have hands!!

I doubt Ms. Cosmos girl could even run without her flying powers!

[ask-void-kong]

Well, look on the bright side, Mr. President; a certain kremling king didn't get in either!

Yeah, Sucks to be him too!

But what do they have that I don’t!? I got my own DLC so I’m already more popular than them!

[ask-void-kong]

what do babies have that I don’t!?

[ask-void-kong]

how did you get that floating banana thing back? I thought DK broke it when you fought him again in the planet core

I met this guy named Funky after I got back to the surface and he fixed it up no problem.

Edit: Didn’t really care for what he made. Surfboards? Not for me.

[ask-void-kong]

Have you ever thanked Grumpy for helping you get back on your feet?

of course not! he left VoidCo! He and Poppy are dead to me now!

[ask-void-kong]

What’s your backstory? As in, why do you want infinite wealth so badly?

It was back when I first opened Void Co. my family was never that wealthy and I was mining until I struck it. A new type of gold I’ve never seen before. A gold tendril. The way it curved was almost alien, yet so real. After some research, I found that was linked to a mythical all-granting wish maker that legend called “The Banandium Root”. And that’s when I knew it, I wasn’t in it for the money: I was in for it all.

Admin: And ask me, you would have wasted that wish.

WHAT’D YA MEAN I WOULD HAVE WATSED IT!

Admin: Seriously, Void. You could have wished to control the entire world, become the most powerful Kong in existence or bend reality to your might. But NOPE! What do ya do? Ya try to wish for unlimited gold!

[ask-void-kong]

Merry Christmas!

[dixieforsmash]

Look, I love Emerald Rush. But every time I play it, I think: imagine this mode in multiplayer. With multiple characters! 💎💎💎

What do you think?

#DixieKongFacts

[ask-void-kong]

now I wanna see if I can convince Nintendo to add this!

[ask-void-kong]

Time for the next Emerald Rush event,Dig the Beat! Available at the Landfill Layer! SO GET TO IT!

Edit: Events over! Hope you got them!

[ask-void-kong]

Mario Kart World, eat your heart out!

[ask-void-kong]

White Christmas!

Good news everyone! DK islands finally snowed so I can be expecting a white holiday!

Grumpy: It’s good for you! You ain’t the one shoveling the snow!

[ask-void-kong]

Is this blog advertising a new plan of yours? If that's the case, what are you working on at the moment?

Also, good luck with whatever it is. :)

My plans while I’m on DK island are simple: Have DK & that brat round up emerald ores for me, recharge the pile driver, fly to markets all over the world and sell them to all the different kingdoms (Mushroom Kingdom, BeanBean Kingdom, Luncheon Kingdom, you name it!) and make millions! Gyhahah!