[xxtc-96xx]

Me too Izuku, me too

audio from here

[goatanarchy69-deactivated202012]

I spent 3 hours on this

[stycks-figure]

This put the biggest smile on my face. 

[fluffnfuzzxoxo]

Time well spent

[serotoninbluemmy]

i need the feeling of a cock inside me right now to distract me from how terrible my mood has dropped and all i have in this big ridiculous dildo i cant even put the tip in. my pussy is abnormally tight though. too tight i’ve been told. maybe my pussy was not meant to squeeze penises. maybe it meant to a wet and secret pocket for storing stuff. like an internal kangaroos pouch. i could fill my pussy up with all sorts of exciting small treasures i find on my travels, like rubies and keys to an abandoned lighthouse on a small foggy island in the mossy undertow the emerald isles, guarded by a frail old woman who carries herself with a with a ferocity and that belies her petit stature and somewhat malnourished frame. no one knows why she lives in that dilapidated lighthouse all by herself, or how she even came about to discover it’s existence - all we know for sure about her is that’s she been there all by herself since at least 1986. Early winter of that year an old drunkard by the name of Gerald living in a town nearby passed out on the cliffside beach attached to his local inn after deducing, remarkably astutely for a man who had been pan-searing his frontal lobes in Lagavulin for the better part of the past three decades, that he would not survive it his nightly 5k trek home this particular evening, and woke up, matted-beard first on rough and slimly pebbled shores of this frail old woman’s peculiar lighthouse island. Wondering hazily for a second if his fellow barfly really did spike his everclear with tainted wormwood like he’d threatened to a few weeks prior, he then made no haste in barrelling out a slurred-yet-deafening roar of anger and confusion. “Whaddya hell I’maye fookin heya? Christe almighty, that fookin Allie..whyI…THE NEXT I SEE YA Y FOOKIN TWISTED, SNIVELLING CUNT-SAKE, I’LL SEE TEH IT YAH OTHER BALLSACK BAYCOMES-”

“How did you find this place.” a flat, wisp of a voice uttered from above. It wasn’t phrased like a question, simply a statement. In fact, Gerald coud barely detect the location of its owner amongst all the raccous clatter of the wind  battling sea.

“WHAY-ww-what!?” Gerald bellowed, then promptly lowered his voice in panic stricken terror. He didn’t know why the small, strange wastrel of a woman, hovering several meters above him at the top the steps to a grimy looking building inspired so much fear in him, but she did. She didn’t even look mad, really - she was simply standing there, arms crossed lightly against her chest, shivering slightly. Her floor-length nightie bore signs of mildew, and swamped her tiny body, ruffled heaps of white and mold-green rosette embridery detail pooling at her feet, a bedraggled mockery of a siren. Her expression, like her tone, was completely absent of any sort of emotion at all, in fact, it seemed like her face had given up on any sort of emotion years ago. Everything was bones and crevices, lines and hollows, and big eyes which should have looked kind where watery and ghostlike. “How did you find this place.” The strange women repeated. Gerald started to feel the beads of sweat forming alonside his goosebumps. “I - ah, well, aye, funneh, story mind - “

i cbf with this anymore HER EYE TURN ANGRY AND RED AND SHE COME 2 LYFE SHE SIREN EMOTION FLAME GODDES OF SEA ANGRY AND SHE EATS HIM LOL HE’S DEAD AHAHA AND SHE GOT MAD DRUNK OF HIS OLD ALCHY CARCASS

oh yeah i wanna get dicked down in the tight fuckin pussy real fuckin bad you guys fuck i need a good dicking

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

the “recommended for you” page really gets me

[wiselwisel]

Di hola a la abuelitaAYAYAYAYAY.

[classpectingshitposts]

a guide to homestuck classes

Prince: Imma do the thing

literally everyone in a 2km radius: please please don't do the thing

Prince, covered in blood and surrounded by burning corpses: too late

---

Knight: Imma do the thing

Someone: No, don't do it

Knight: dude we are surrounded, wounded and have about a 99.9% chance of dying painfully, if you have a better option then I'm all ears

---

Thief: Imma do the thing

Someone: No, don't do it

Thief: I don't think you understand just how funny it is that you think you have a say in this

---

Heir: Imma do the thing

Someone: No, don't do it

Heir, relieved: oh thank goodness now i don't have to

---

Witch: Imma do the thing

Someone: Oh thank god, you're finally doing it, we've been holed up in here just waiting for you to do it and you never would

Witch:

---

Seer: Imma do the thing

Someone: No, don't do it

Seer: Excuse me I have been planning for the better part of a DECADE I have like 4 backup plans I have this entire thing down to a SCIENCE how DARE you tell me I shouldn't do this

---

Page: Imma do the thing

Someone: No, don't do it

Page, on the verge of tears: y-yeah you're right

---

Mage: Imma do the thing

Someone: What thing??

Mage: //has already left//

Someone: shit

---

Someone: hey, so uh--

Sylph: you did the thing, didn't you

Someone: yes

Sylph: you failed, didn't you

Someone: ...yes

Sylph: knew it

---

Maid: //does the thing//

Someone: now normally I'd tell you not to do that but since it made a lot of things go right for once I'll let it slide

---

Rogue: So you want me to do the thing

Someone: Yes

Rogue: Fully realizing that this thing is incredibly dangerous and could potentially hospitalize us

Someone: Do you have a problem with that?

Rogue: No, no, I just wanted to make sure we're on the same page

---

Bard: ;o)

Someone: what the fuck

Bard: //does the thing//

Someone: WHAT THE FUCK

[smugladies]

dark urkel tribute

[pamayapaya]

I just really love all those ships that are like:

Character A: *does anything*

Character B:

[biquid]

Okay I spent way too much time making this, but the end result was totally worth it and I’m laughin’. 

Snorkmaiden has HAD it with Little My.

[great-daze]

this is the best and most chaotic scene of the entire series and nobody can convince me otherwise

[thesanityclause]

Children will come here and tell tales OF ME

[kats-san]

you'd look so cute in my basement 💕

🤙yeet

[kats-san]

h you're adorable ngl

oh wow I just saw this ♥️ thanks anon

[3m-b3m]

GIVEAWAY!!

So.. I’ve decided that I’m going to do a giveaway to give back to the wonderful followers that have supported me and given me wonderful feedback to my writing. 

I will be picking THREE followers. The prizes are as followed. 

1st Place will receive -

A fic which will roughly be around 3k - 4k words. The fic will be tailored specifically to you. 

The fic will be written based on the details you have given me. (The more details the better.) 

Plot will be entirely up to you. You can choose to leave it up to me or you can choose the whole fic entirely. (Again, the more details the better.)

I am entirely happy to write for most characters you like in the chosen fandom. Fandom’s include: Game of Thrones, Red Dead Redemption 2, Marvel or The Walking Dead.

I will be posting the fic publicly but you can remain anonymous if you so wish.

Receive posting priority.

2nd place will receive -

A fic with roughly 2k - 3k words. 

All details listed above are included in the second place prize.  

Posted once the first place fic has been.

3rd place will receive -

Either a very detailed headcanon or a fic 1k words or less.

You pick the plot and the character (The more detailed the request the better)

Happy to write for most character within the chosen fandom. Fandoms include: Game of Thrones, Red Dead Redemption 2, Marvel or The Walking Dead.

Posted once first and second place has been.

NO underage characters in sexual situations. NO sexual assault or anything in that nature. Apart from that I am happy to write anything. (I will let you know if I am uncomfortable with writing your request.)

All you need to do is reblog this post. You may reblog this as many times as you like to boost your chances. Winners will be chosen at random by a number generator. You MUST be following me to receive a prize.

Giveaway ends: 7th June 2019.

Good luck and once again THANK YOU for all of your continued support. 

[3m-b3m]

Closes tomorrow evening.. 9pm UK time x

[3m-b3m]

GIVEAWAY!!

So.. I’ve decided that I’m going to do a giveaway to give back to the wonderful followers that have supported me and given me wonderful feedback to my writing. 

I will be picking THREE followers. The prizes are as followed. 

1st Place will receive -

A fic which will roughly be around 3k - 4k words. The fic will be tailored specifically to you. 

The fic will be written based on the details you have given me. (The more details the better.) 

Plot will be entirely up to you. You can choose to leave it up to me or you can choose the whole fic entirely. (Again, the more details the better.)

I am entirely happy to write for most characters you like in the chosen fandom. Fandom’s include: Game of Thrones, Red Dead Redemption 2, Marvel or The Walking Dead.

I will be posting the fic publicly but you can remain anonymous if you so wish.

Receive posting priority.

2nd place will receive -

A fic with roughly 2k - 3k words. 

All details listed above are included in the second place prize.  

Posted once the first place fic has been.

3rd place will receive -

Either a very detailed headcanon or a fic 1k words or less.

You pick the plot and the character (The more detailed the request the better)

Happy to write for most character within the chosen fandom. Fandoms include: Game of Thrones, Red Dead Redemption 2, Marvel or The Walking Dead.

Posted once first and second place has been.

NO underage characters in sexual situations. NO sexual assault or anything in that nature. Apart from that I am happy to write anything. (I will let you know if I am uncomfortable with writing your request.)

All you need to do is reblog this post. You may reblog this as many times as you like to boost your chances. Winners will be chosen at random by a number generator. You MUST be following me to receive a prize.

Giveaway ends: 7th June 2019.

Good luck and once again THANK YOU for all of your continued support. 

[3m-b3m]

Closes tomorrow evening.. 9pm UK time x

[3m-b3m]

GIVEAWAY!!

So.. I’ve decided that I’m going to do a giveaway to give back to the wonderful followers that have supported me and given me wonderful feedback to my writing. 

I will be picking THREE followers. The prizes are as followed. 

1st Place will receive -

A fic which will roughly be around 3k - 4k words. The fic will be tailored specifically to you. 

The fic will be written based on the details you have given me. (The more details the better.) 

Plot will be entirely up to you. You can choose to leave it up to me or you can choose the whole fic entirely. (Again, the more details the better.)

I am entirely happy to write for most characters you like in the chosen fandom. Fandom’s include: Game of Thrones, Red Dead Redemption 2, Marvel or The Walking Dead.

I will be posting the fic publicly but you can remain anonymous if you so wish.

Receive posting priority.

2nd place will receive -

A fic with roughly 2k - 3k words. 

All details listed above are included in the second place prize.  

Posted once the first place fic has been.

3rd place will receive -

Either a very detailed headcanon or a fic 1k words or less.

You pick the plot and the character (The more detailed the request the better)

Happy to write for most character within the chosen fandom. Fandoms include: Game of Thrones, Red Dead Redemption 2, Marvel or The Walking Dead.

Posted once first and second place has been.

NO underage characters in sexual situations. NO sexual assault or anything in that nature. Apart from that I am happy to write anything. (I will let you know if I am uncomfortable with writing your request.)

All you need to do is reblog this post. You may reblog this as many times as you like to boost your chances. Winners will be chosen at random by a number generator. You MUST be following me to receive a prize.

Giveaway ends: 7th June 2019.

Good luck and once again THANK YOU for all of your continued support. 

[3m-b3m]

Closes tomorrow evening.. 9pm UK time x

[3m-b3m]

GIVEAWAY!!

So.. I’ve decided that I’m going to do a giveaway to give back to the wonderful followers that have supported me and given me wonderful feedback to my writing. 

I will be picking THREE followers. The prizes are as followed. 

1st Place will receive -

A fic which will roughly be around 3k - 4k words. The fic will be tailored specifically to you. 

The fic will be written based on the details you have given me. (The more details the better.) 

Plot will be entirely up to you. You can choose to leave it up to me or you can choose the whole fic entirely. (Again, the more details the better.)

I am entirely happy to write for most characters you like in the chosen fandom. Fandom’s include: Game of Thrones, Red Dead Redemption 2, Marvel or The Walking Dead.

I will be posting the fic publicly but you can remain anonymous if you so wish.

Receive posting priority.

2nd place will receive -

A fic with roughly 2k - 3k words. 

All details listed above are included in the second place prize.  

Posted once the first place fic has been.

3rd place will receive -

Either a very detailed headcanon or a fic 1k words or less.

You pick the plot and the character (The more detailed the request the better)

Happy to write for most character within the chosen fandom. Fandoms include: Game of Thrones, Red Dead Redemption 2, Marvel or The Walking Dead.

Posted once first and second place has been.

NO underage characters in sexual situations. NO sexual assault or anything in that nature. Apart from that I am happy to write anything. (I will let you know if I am uncomfortable with writing your request.)

All you need to do is reblog this post. You may reblog this as many times as you like to boost your chances. Winners will be chosen at random by a number generator. You MUST be following me to receive a prize.

Giveaway ends: 7th June 2019.

Good luck and once again THANK YOU for all of your continued support. 

[3m-b3m]

Closes tomorrow evening.. 9pm UK time x

[blimpcat]

Davekat is canon, and that’s really all there is to say on the matter. <3

Keep reading

[privet-ya-gug]

lmao

[kats-san]

ugh,,,, wholesome ❤️