Come Meet Will and the Crew

H-hi, everyone,Will here. I-I'm finally back from that... h-horrible place, and I-I'm ready to answer questions... b-but don't forget about the others,l-like Jade, Marcel, Petey o-or Klair. [M!A: Open. Ask box: Open. RPs: Open. NSFW RPs: Only for those close to me. Alternate Blog: @ask-the-fallen-angel.] (Header Image: @ask-Trixie-and-friends. Profile Image: @ask-benicky-t-demouse)

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[slangwang]

this post is transcendent

[aurora-gleam]

You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.

Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST

[bransonreese]

No, I’m thinking of sharks.

Source: I’m a superior marine biologist

[kakyoiniisms]

[ask-willbur-wyre]

I can’t decide whether this thread would be an r/woosh or an r/iamverysmart... and that scares me...

[ask-willbur-wyre]

A nice pic I decided to draw of Darkworld Kris. Tbh I feel like this is one of my better pics.

[ask-whitepearl-and-steven]

New reaction image

[chaotic-public-menace]

AMEN!

[king-inky-deactivated20200325]

//Greetings, pally, long time no speak on here, heh heh.

//same here^^ nice to talk to you again^^

[ask-willbur-wyre]

//Yeah, same here~ ^^

[king-inky-deactivated20200325]

//well How have you been doing?

[ask-willbur-wyre]

//I’ve been well, spending a lot of time on discord over the past while.

[king-inky-deactivated20200325]

//*hits head playfully* and not on my server as often ya jerk! Hehe

[ask-willbur-wyre]

//That’s very true, heh heh… 😅

[king-inky-deactivated20200325]

//it’s alright darlin’ it’s been dead for a while and not in a good way *I put my hand on my hip*

[ask-willbur-wyre]

//That’s quite true.

[king-inky-deactivated20200325]

//Greetings, pally, long time no speak on here, heh heh.

//same here^^ nice to talk to you again^^

[ask-willbur-wyre]

//Yeah, same here~ ^^

[king-inky-deactivated20200325]

//well How have you been doing?

[ask-willbur-wyre]

//I’ve been well, spending a lot of time on discord over the past while.

[king-inky-deactivated20200325]

//*hits head playfully* and not on my server as often ya jerk! Hehe

[ask-willbur-wyre]

//That’s very true, heh heh... 😅

[dynatoxinc]

reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of god in your blog

[bendicethetaintedangel]

❗️

“I’m scared to ask, but what exactly do you want to know?”

[ask-willbur-wyre]

“W-what’s your w-worst fear?”

[little-shark-memes]

Send me a face for a headcanon about my muse!

[licoriceblackaliceangel]

(`･ω･´) : What does your muse completely gush over?

＿|￣|○ : What situation would your muse give up in?

(｀-´)> : Who does your muse honor the most?

(´；ω；`): What brings your muse into a state of

depression?

ヽ(´ー｀)ﾉ : What calms your muse down?

ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ : What irritates your muse the most?

(＃ﾟДﾟ) : What does your muse do if they're angry?

（ ´Д｀） : Is your muse loud in bed?

（　ﾟДﾟ） : What does your muse do when surprised?

┐('～`；)┌ : When your muse can't answer something, what

do they do?

（´∀｀） : What could your muse care less about?

（　´_ゝ`） : Who or what is your muse most indifferent

about?

Σ(゜д゜;) : Is your muse easily scared?

( ﾟヮﾟ) : When is your muse happiest?

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!! : What does your muse do when

very excited?

⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）二⊃ : Does your muse like to cuddle?

(　´Д｀)ﾉ(´･ω･`)　ﾅﾃﾞﾅﾃﾞ: Does your muse pat others on the

head? If not, do they get pat on their head?

(((( ；ﾟДﾟ))): What is your muse terrified of?

Σ(ﾟДﾟ): What would your muse be most shocked to obtain?

( ﾟдﾟ): What amazes your muse?

(´ー`)y-~~ : Does your muse do any drugs? Smoke?

（ ^_^）o自自o（^_^ ） : How often does your muse drink?

ヽ(´ー`)人(´∇｀)人(`Д´)ノ: How friendly is your muse around new people?

('A`) : What does your muse do when they're alone?

（´-`）.｡oO( ... ) : What does your muse think about a lot?

(ﾟДﾟ;≡;ﾟДﾟ): Is your muse impatient?

( ´д)ﾋｿ(´Д｀)ﾋｿ(Д｀ ): Does your muse enjoy gossiping?

（･∀･)つ⑩ : Does your muse enjoy saving or spending money? Or are they indifferent?

(ﾟдﾟ): When your muse didn't expect something, what do they do?

(ﾟ⊿ﾟ) : Is your muse in denial a lot?

（・∀・） : Does your muse like to tease people?

（・Ａ・） : What does your muse consider to be bad?

(ﾟ∀ﾟ) : If your muse was a drug, what kind would they be?

（ つ Д ｀） : When your muse is sad, what do they do?

♪┏(・o･)┛♪ : Can your muse dance well?

d(*⌒▽⌒*)b : What makes your muse the happiest they could ever be?

(╬ ಠ益ಠ): What infuriates your muse to the point they may kill whatever it is?

(≧ロ≦): Is your muse a screamer in bed?

(ΘεΘ;): How much of a tsundere is your muse?

（‐＾▽＾‐）: What does your muse's laugh sound like?

┌(；`～,)┐ : What discombobulates your muse?

ε=ε=ε=┌(;*´Д`)ﾉ : How does your muse run?

ヽ(´▽`)/ : What does your muse look like when happy?

ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ : Is your muse violent when angry?

[eggsmemesandicons]

Send to get a kiss from my muse!

Add 👀 to give my muse the kiss, instead.

Send ❤️ for a romantic kiss. Send 🖤 for a neck kiss Send 💚 for a familial kiss Send 💙 for an accidental kiss Send 💜 for a platonic kiss Send 💛 for hand kiss Send 💝 for a a kiss on the forehead  Send 💞 for a dip kiss Send 💓 for a cheek kiss Send 💟 for a kiss on a wound Send 💔 for a bite on the lip Send 💘 for a kiss goodbye Send 💗 for a good morning or goodnight kiss Send 💕for a deep, passionate kiss Send ❣️ for a kiss that conveys an emotion Send 💖 for an anniversary Send 😍 for a kiss in greeting Send 🤜 for a punch in the kisser Send 🍝 for a food-based kiss Send 💋 for a kiss of the receiver’s choice

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Peer into my muse's memories: Part 2

💌- A memory about an important event in my muse's life

🎀- A memory about being a child

🛍- A memory about being a teenager

🍾- A memory about being an adult

🛌- A memory about being old/on their deathbed

🎎- A memory about their parents

🎏- A memory about their siblings

💎- A precious memory they hold dear

🕯- A sad memory they would rather forget

🗑- A silly situation that still makes them laugh

🌌- A time they got to admire the beauty of nature

🌃- A time they got to admire the beauty of a city

🎞- A memory that never fails to come back to their mind, good or bad

🐉- A memory that gets them thinking

🌸- A memory about life and joy

🥀- A memory about death and grief

🌱- WILDCARD!!!

[horrificmemes]

Send me “Skeptical?” + a subject for my muse to give their opinions about it.

- Ghosts - Vampires - Life after death - Aliens - Deities/Religion - Fortune telling - Magic - The occult - Wishes - Werewolves - Demons - Demonic possession - Fairies - Sea monsters - A robot takeover - Curses - Ouija boards - Bigfoot - The end of the world - Psychic powers (like telekinesis) - Alternate dimensions - Omens - Luck - Reincarnation - Mermaids - UFOs - Conspiracy theories - Mind control - Prophecies/predictions  - The sixth sense - Time travel - Necromancy/Resurrection - Heaven/Hell - Haunted houses - Superstitions 

[rp-meme-glaceon]

You can tell a lot about a person based on their living space

Describe your muse’s…

🏠- House ⛰- Front/backyard 🌹- Garden 🚙- Car 📺- Living room/lounge 🔪- Kitchen 🕳- Basement 🛁- Bathroom(s) 🛏- Bedroom(s) 👕- Closet 🛌- Bedding 📥- Nightstand 📦- Desk 🗑- Trashcan 🎐- items/knick knacks they collected 🎀- Jewelry or accessories they have 🐻- Toys or stuffed animals (theirs or not) 🖼- Framed photos ⚱️- Homely decorations 💆- Their hairbrush 📖- Their diary 📔- Their notes/records 🗓- Their calendar 🕰- Their clock 👝- The contents of their purse/backpack/bag 🛠- The contents of their toolbox 🕯- The contents of their emergency supply kit 🍎- The kind of food they store in the kitchen 🔨- Their garage ❓- Any secret rooms they have

[the-moon-dust-writings]

Send Me a Headcanon and I’ll Tell What OC I Associate It With - Part 2

Likes their music loud

Would poison someone if given the chance

Always happy

Afraid of spiders

Would jump out of a plane

Calls people ‘Dude’

Wants to just lay down and not move

Has the perfect come backs

Can punch someone and the person they punched would thank them

Listens to everything but common sense

Gives nicknames to others

Likes to talk to code

Doesn’t open up to others very easily

Is painfully obvious on who they like

Would get a tattoo on a whim

Has a strong eyebrow game

Would jump off a building

Likes to travel

Likes roses

Talks in song lyrics

Is tol

Is smol

Would murder someone if given the opportunity

Had a sad childhood

Loves their parents

Hates fish

Questions everything

Would keep up with celebrity gossip

Would make it rain in the club

Likes hugs

Kisses their partner good night

Likes to give piggybacks

Likes to sing in the vehicle

Would join the circus

Could be a stand up comedian

Has bad luck

Likes pretzels

Loves the rain

Can knock out someone’s tooth in one punch

Will kiss someone to steal their wallet

[rp-meme-glaceon]

More Memories

🌈- A memory about when they first fell in love

🌋- A memory about their first heartbreak

🏠- A memory about their childhood home/where they used to live

📷- A memory that comes with a picture they have

💡- A memory that comes with an object or keepsake they have

🔪- A memory about a dangerous situation

🎈- A memory about a time they were safe and relaxed

📔- A memory from a journal/diary entry

📝- A memory of them getting to know/meeting my muse

🔗- A memory about their proposal/wedding

🐥- A memory about their children (past, present, or future)

👘- A memory associated with an article of clothing they have

⚔️- A memory about war

🌅- A memory associated with a certain location

🏚- A memory about exploration

🛤- A memory about traveling

🌠- A time they wished upon a falling star

🐕-A memory of teamwork

🐺- A memory about being alone

🌟- WILDCARD

❄️Feel Free to add more memory prompts to this!❄️

[the-moon-dust-writings]

Send Me a Headcanon and I’ll Tell What OC I Associate It With

Light sleeper

Has non stop puns

Will cut you if you hurt their loved ones

Has a dysfunctional family

Likes rock music

Will give you the middle finger

Is a sweet angel

Can kill you with a pencil

Looks sweet but will murder you in cold blood

Looks like they will murder you but is a sweetheart

Will eat everything if they could

Wants to run away from everything

Knows random facts about everything

Owns a motorcycle

Is book smart

Is naïve

Would steal a penguin from the zoo

Has very exaggerated facial expressions

Likes Harry Potter

To solve other peoples problems, they say to murder the problem

Is a nervous wreck

Likes dragons

Will laugh as they kill you

Would bake a cake for a friend who is sad

Is the comforting one

Acts like they don’t care, but do

Loves children

Gets lost easily

Likes to work out

Will sends meme in the group chat

Knows every song ever

Likes socks

Can’t sleep without something special

Has a sweet tooth

Has amazing hair

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Force my Muse to Spill their Secrets

🌧- For a heavy, emotional secret

🙃- For a lighter, slightly embarrassing secret

🌟- For a secret wish or desire of theirs

🍏- For something they secretly wish didn’t exist

🍎- For something they secretly wish did exist

❤️- For a secret crush

📲- Talk about someone/something you dislike, but only pretend to like

👁‍🗨- Talk about someone/something you like, but pretend to dislike

🍻- For something bad/mischievous you did as a child or teen that your parents don’t know about

🌜- For a ‘weird’ habit or tic that no one knows about

💃- For a talent that they like to keep hidden from others

🏹- For a talent they wish they had

👻- For something that scares or disturbs them, but they refuse to tell anyone

☢️- For a controversy or scandal they have been able to keep mostly under wraps

🐇- For a secret item they keep (stuffed animal, comfort object, etc)

📒- For a secret journal/diary they keep (Bonus: Share an entry from it!)

📔- For a secret sketchbook they keep (Bonus: Share a sketch or doodle within it!)

🖤- For something they secretly wish they could do with your muse

❓- Free Space! Ask them about a specific secret!

[horrificmemes]

Fear-Themed Headcanon Questions

Send one (or a few) to my muse and they’ll answer: 

Spiders: Does your muse squish bugs or put them outside? The Dark: Did your muse sleep with a nightlight as a child? Snakes: Would your muse ever keep an unusual/exotic pet? Blood: What’s the worst injury your muse has ever had? Clowns: Does your muse prefer comedy? Or horror? Mirrors: What is your muse’s least favorite thing about their appearance? Tight Space: Does your muse ever feel that they’re not living up to their own potential? Closet Monsters: Does your muse hide any aspects of their personality/life from others? Crowds: What does your muse think of big cities? Death: Name one thing your muse has lost that they wish they could get back. Ghosts: Has your muse ever seen something they couldn’t explain? Needles: Does your muse have a strong stomach? Curses: Does your muse believe in good/bad luck? How about karma? Heights: Is your muse a risk-taker? Solitude: Name 3 things your muse couldn’t live without. Fire: Would your muse rather be very cold, or very hot? Failure: Has your muse ever given up on an important dream? Abandonment: How would your muse win back someone who left them? The Unknown: Is your muse a philosophical person? Boogeyman: What position does your muse sleep in? Falling: What does your muse think about falling in love or commitment?  Change: What was a turning point in your muse’s life? Disease: What does your muse do on a sick day? Number 13: Does your muse believe any superstitions?  Noise: Name one sound your muse finds absolutely unbearable. Insects: Name something your muse finds gross or annoying.  Dolls: Has your muse ever collected something? Getting Old: Would your muse rather live 50 years loved, or 200 years alone? Social Phobia: Does your muse consider themselves an outgoing person?