I am Loki of Jotunheim

Loki, god of mischief and rightful king of Asgard, will now take your questions.

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Ooc:

Well it would appear my gifs are not working (my computer won't load them? it's weird) so goodnight early! :/

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you should have an [ ] online [ ] offline thing, that'd be real helpful =]

//Yes! I should. I don't know if there is a way to add something to the coding to get a online/offline thing that will update itself (I'll look) but if not, I know I'll always forget to update it. Soo, from now on I'm just gonna let you guys know when I am logging off. :) That's easy. (Sorry, I'm kind of really lazy.)

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I have been going to therapy for two or three years now and recently we discovered that I cannot feel sadness so I replace it with rage towards myself and/or others if not disappointment and lonesomeness. It makes me feel like somewhat of a monster, and pardon me for ever thinking I could be as amazing as you, but I feel connected to you in a way because you feel that you are a monster, though you are not and will never be in my eyes... ~Sofia

Rage is much easier to feel than pain, is it not? Still, I would not consider one such as yourself anything like the monster that I can be. All beings that possess knowledge beyond that of animals, even the most innocent of us, find themselves subject to depression in the course of life. It can be overcome.

//*hug* 

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There are many who think of you as a monster but I deeply disagree. You are simply misunderstood, even by me but I understand enough to know you are not evil. You just wish to rule, not many have the courage to actually do something about it like you did and I look up to you for that. You should've never been put in a prison. You are not a hero but also definitely not a villain. ~Sofia

I know my true nature. I may not be the most heartless enemy your home has ever had, though I am definitely among the wicked. Still, I can be changeable.

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A little birdie told me that you're a freak in the bed. Is that true, my lord?

Oh, use your imagination.

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I saw you put up an illusion when Thor was visiting you so that no one could see what was really going on in your room. How often did you do that when you were in prison?

Why do I feel as though you have ulterior motives in asking me this?

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Biting or licking?

From who or what?

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Do they have the same sexual practices on Asgard as they do on Midgard ?

Yes, of course. We’re not an entirely different species.

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have you ever checked out iron man's shiny metal ass??

No, but I threw him out of a window once.

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are you crazy

I neither confirm nor deny.

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You disgust me, you mewling quim!

This sounds familiar.

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*kneels before Loki* My king, I have come to be your willing servant. I shall do anything you ask of me whenever you want me to do it. You are the rightful king and I am glad to see you on the throne. ~Rose

Sounds satisfactory.

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Can you ever remember your dreams? If so, what's the last one you can remember?

Certainly. Last one involved a theater, five casks of mead, and an Asgardian constellation that is supposed to resemble my grandfather Bor riding a bilgesnipe. I have a mind that just does not rest peacefully. 

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What are three things you'd take with you if you were permanently trapped in a deserted place with no magic or any means of leaving? You already have food, water, shelter, bathroom, etc, so you don't have to ask for necessities. But you can't have any means of communication or anything that would allow you to escape. You're there forever. So what'll it be?

That sounds like prison. I’m fairly certain that I’m done with that. However, if I had to go back, I’d take… well, provided there’d be some means of maintaining my own privacy, I would have liked a bit more company. And access to alcohol. And a large amount of space to enjoy. One measly cell was maddening. Though I would still hate such a situation. 

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What kind of drunk are you?

Happy. Perhaps a bit more talkative than normal, or so I’ve often been told…

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Biggest pet peeve?

Hypocrites.

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My king, *kneels and looks up* you are beautiful. I wonder, is there any other more precious than you?

I highly doubt it.