Ask Ankh, the Berd Princess

Who the hell decided I was a princess?! (Independent RP blog for Ankh of Kamen Rider OOO)

[friendshipstates]

[TXT Message to Hero Buddies] Anybody Else?

[TXT] Did anyone else have a complete stranger come up and rate their butts, or was that just me? I didn’t even get her name.

[askaberdprincess]

[TEXT] Mine's just about perfect.

[askaberdprincess]

A young woman stares at you for a moment. "I rate your butt a 9.9."

Ankh smirks. "Exactly."

[kairikin]

Hey, you know something? You’ve made a lot of people I follow, both on and off of my RP blogs, very uncomfortable, and I am not particularly inclined to be nice to you right now.

D’you wanna know something? Using sexual assault as backstory is not always a bad thing — as long as it’s handled correctly. Unfortunately, you appear to have done everything incorrectly; in fact, you see to be spinning off the planet of Correct and into a universe of Goddamn, This Is Fucked Up, Let Me Just Keep Going Until I Stick My Head and Feet and Arms Up My Ass. And you’ve landed right on the moon of Wow, I Didn’t Know I Could Fit That There.

You’ve fucked up. Learn from it or piss off.

[ooobvsydu]

[subbsole-deactivated20141226]

in the hospital but my makeup still perfect

little-ankh-things.tumblr.com

[kairikin]

i make this hospital gown look fabulous

[askaberdprincess]

"I will murder Eiji as soon as I see him again."

[thatsplicingadventure]

I swear to god mom it’s not just a phase this is WHO I AM

to the stream!

[wraithstrike]

Oh look, We found Fledgling Ankh!

[askaberdprincess]

What the hell?!

[wickedalchemy]

The Long and Winding Road

[wickedalchemy]

Ramu stood still, letting Ankh look her over as she thought about his question. “Well, I’m not really sure… I got lost after escaping these people that captured me, so I don’t really know where I’ve been…”

[askaberdprincess]

Ankh sighed. "You've been gone for five months..."

[wickedalchemy]

The Long and Winding Road

Ramu stood at the end of a street, looking around her. Since she had escaped Foundation X using a commotion she still didn’t know the source of, and a key she was almost certain had been left by Long, Ramu had been wandering, trying to find her way back, while also not sure where she was going back to. She had been helped by some very kind people, but even they didn’t know where she was trying to go.

But now she was here, standing on this familiar street corner. She had made it back…

Right?

[askaberdprincess]

Ankh had stepped out of Cous Coussier, looking at the house he and Eiji had bought for after their wedding, when someone came around the nearby corner. He barely noticed her at first, too busy glaring at a couple of nosy neighbors, but looked up when the person didn’t move.

At first, all he could do was stare. When he finally got his voice back, he called, “Ramu? Is that you?”

[wickedalchemy]

Ramu turned her head at the familiar voice, and a smile lit up her face. “Ankh? So I really have made it back!” She took quick, long steps to get to his side. “It’s me, dear. I’m back.”

[askaberdprincess]

"Ramu!" Ankh met her halfway, reaching out as if to hug her. At the last moment, he grasped her shoulders carefully, looking her over. "Where the hell have you been?"

[wickedalchemy]

The Long and Winding Road

Ramu stood at the end of a street, looking around her. Since she had escaped Foundation X using a commotion she still didn’t know the source of, and a key she was almost certain had been left by Long, Ramu had been wandering, trying to find her way back, while also not sure where she was going back to. She had been helped by some very kind people, but even they didn’t know where she was trying to go.

But now she was here, standing on this familiar street corner. She had made it back…

Right?

[askaberdprincess]

Ankh had stepped out of Cous Coussier, looking at the house he and Eiji had bought for after their wedding, when someone came around the nearby corner. He barely noticed her at first, too busy glaring at a couple of nosy neighbors, but looked up when the person didn't move.

At first, all he could do was stare. When he finally got his voice back, he called, "Ramu? Is that you?"

[askaberdprincess]

Fic War Prompt: The Purple Medals re-emerge, and Ankh tries to prevent a rampaging Eiji, but fails.

The rampaging dinosaur Greeed had been released again, and there was nothing more that Ankh could do about it.He'd been there when the purple Medals reappeared in a secret Kougami Foundation basement. Eiji, standing a few feet behind them, hadn't had time to do much more than gasp before the ten Medals flew at him; a long-gone but not forgotten sense of freezing energy had risen from Eiji to respond to their call. The others there had backed away, reaching for useless weapons, and he'd reached out instinctively--The cold of the Medals burned his hands, but he held on to them desperately. "Eiji! Get out of here, you idiot!" he screamed over his shoulder, but too late; Eiji's eyes were already glowing a deep purple to match the light spilling from between Ankh's fingers. Satonaka had stepped forward to hold Eiji back, but the Medals in his hands blazed with power, and a nearly audible screech filled the room before he lost his grip on them.He'd tried in vain to fight Eiji, taking on his Greeed form as Eiji did and slamming into the berserker Greeed before the other humans in the room could be hurt. They'd fought through the building, heedless of the people inside, until a blow from Eiji Greeed's axe knocked him out of the building entirely and drained his Medals of power.In human form once again, Ankh struggled to get to his feet as Eiji approached, stalking slowly towards him. The axe was raised again, but he had no more strength to move away. "Eiji..." he gasped, trying to reach out to his-- heedless of the Cell Medals falling from his body. "Eiji, don't you remember..."The axe descended, and he shattered into nothingness.

[dea-goes-a-tumbln]

1 - 2 - 3 - 4, I declare a fic war!

What: Tumblr Fic War

Who: Anyone who reblogs this post.

When: Until everyone is actualfax dead, because this is WAR suckers!

Why: FEELINGS

What: Everyone who reblogs this post is opening their ask box up to the most brutal, feelings-inducing prompts anyone who is playing can imagine.  Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to take those prompts and DESTROY EVERYONE with them. Not just angsty stuff either, fluff can be just as bad, as many of you know!

[askaberdprincess]

Mamaberd's Day [@Miichan]

[rider-aqua-phobic-blog]

“Woah!!” Miharu looked up at Ankh, then back to the screen, just as excited. The costume design was great and the fights were a lot cooler than he’d expected. The monsters looked like they belonged in a totally different series. This wasn’t what he’d expected at all given that the opening shot was a girl’s butt.

[askaberdprincess]

Ankh was so into the episode that he barely noticed his aisu melting all over his hand. When it was over, he just glanced at Miharu and asked, “Another episode?”

[rider-aqua-phobic-blog]

Miharu grinned up at Ankh. “Yeah! we have to see what this whole Docking thing is about right?” For being pretty fan-servicey, the show was more fun than he expected.

[askaberdprincess]

"Does that grandfather's voice sound familiar to you?" Ankh asked as he brought up the next episode.

[askaberdprincess]

Mamaberd's Day [@Miichan]

[rider-aqua-phobic-blog]

Miharu sighed. “Maybe it’ll get better…” This was a pretty common tactic to lure in a male audience. He knew that much. The designs were pretty nice otherwise, even if the tiny shorts were… sort of uncomfortable to watch.

[askaberdprincess]

Then the first magical girl fight happened, and Ankh was watching the screen raptly. “Miichan, look!” he kept exclaiming, his usual tsun personality gone in an instant.

[rider-aqua-phobic-blog]

“Woah!!” Miharu looked up at Ankh, then back to the screen, just as excited. The costume design was great and the fights were a lot cooler than he’d expected. The monsters looked like they belonged in a totally different series. This wasn’t what he’d expected at all given that the opening shot was a girl’s butt.

[askaberdprincess]

Ankh was so into the episode that he barely noticed his aisu melting all over his hand. When it was over, he just glanced at Miharu and asked, "Another episode?"

[askaberdprincess]

Mamaberd's Day [@Miichan]

[rider-aqua-phobic-blog]

Miharu sighed. “Maybe it’ll get better…” This was a pretty common tactic to lure in a male audience. He knew that much. The designs were pretty nice otherwise, even if the tiny shorts were… sort of uncomfortable to watch.

[askaberdprincess]

Then the first magical girl fight happened, and Ankh was watching the screen raptly. "Miichan, look!" he kept exclaiming, his usual tsun personality gone in an instant.

[askaberdprincess]

Mamaberd's Day [@Miichan]

[rider-aqua-phobic-blog]

“Yeah?” Miharu blinked and sat down beside him. “That sounds pretty cool… I haven’t been paying attention to what’s come out this season. I’ve been pretty busy.”

[askaberdprincess]

“So I’ve heard. King of Ama High, huh?” Ankh said, distracted by the opening credits. “And…”

Then the first butt showed up on screen, and he had to pause speaking in order to recover from biting his aisu on the wrong side.

[rider-aqua-phobic-blog]

Miharu blushed a little, “It’s not like I actually did anything to earn that. It’s just because I’m Matthew’s boyfriend.” He sighed. He almost glanced to Ankh as he started to speak again, and then there was a butt on screen and Miharu’s face reddened further and he wasn’t quite sure how to react. He looked up at Ankh helplessly. “W-Who told you about this?!” Oh god had someone accidentally recommended porn to Ankh?

[askaberdprincess]

"Someone on this site I go to..." Ankh said, starting to finish off his aisu properly. He breathed a sigh of relief when the fanservice was restrained to clothed butts. "They said it was pretty average for this year's magical girls, but..."

[askaberdprincess]

Mamaberd's Day [@Miichan]

[rider-aqua-phobic-blog]

“Eh?” Miharu looked up at him. “Yeah sure!” He smiled and nodded a bit. He’d always enjoyed watching anime with Ankh. It was sort of a weird thing to bond over bit then again his mom was a bird monster and his boyfriend had a talking spoon, so what in his life was any kind of normal?

[askaberdprincess]

Ankh dragged the TV from its corner and connected his iPad to it. “They said it’s like a mecha anime with magical girls. Should be interesting, yeah?” He sat down beside Miharu as the episode started to play, reaching for an ice candy.

[rider-aqua-phobic-blog]

“Yeah?” Miharu blinked and sat down beside him. “That sounds pretty cool… I haven’t been paying attention to what’s come out this season. I’ve been pretty busy.”

[askaberdprincess]

"So I've heard. King of Ama High, huh?" Ankh said, distracted by the opening credits. "And..."

Then the first butt showed up on screen, and he had to pause speaking in order to recover from biting his aisu on the wrong side.

[askaberdprincess]

adorablewitch replied to your post: Happy Mother's Day, Aunt Bird Princess!!!

“Because I’m too used to calling you that. Would Uncle Ankh be better?”

"... do whatever you want."

[askaberdprincess]

Mamaberd's Day [@Miichan]

[rider-aqua-phobic-blog]

“Eh?” Miharu looked up at him. “Yeah sure!” He smiled and nodded a bit. He’d always enjoyed watching anime with Ankh. It was sort of a weird thing to bond over bit then again his mom was a bird monster and his boyfriend had a talking spoon, so what in his life was any kind of normal?

[askaberdprincess]

Ankh dragged the TV from its corner and connected his iPad to it. "They said it's like a mecha anime with magical girls. Should be interesting, yeah?" He sat down beside Miharu as the episode started to play, reaching for an ice candy.