Morning Sunshines

I go by many names: Knight of Lucifer, Queen of Hell, "Destruction", but you may simply call me Abaddon. I'm here to answer your questions, spill your my guts, and leave a path of misery and fear in my wake.

[askaddon]

Dead?

Oh no, I'm not dead. Just taking a "hiatus", so to speak.  Well alright, I might be dead, but that doesn't mean you can't still ask me questions. It would seem I have a lot more time on my hands now.

[askaddon]

Have you ever taken a hollowed out skull and sipped blood from it in the glorious name of Satan?

Not that I’m opposed to the consumption of human blood (I actually rather enjoy it), but one- Lucifer doesn’t usually call for ritual sacrifice, and two- have you ever actually seen a skull?

The giant holes where the eyes go leave much to be desired in the terms of liquid bearing. 

[askaddon]

What modern-day celebrity would you most like to take as a vessel?

I suppose if all my work were done and I were just kicking back, I’d like to take Scarlett Johansson around for a test drive. She’s high profile, young, talented, and well I mean…have you seen her?

God DAMN

[askaddon]

What is the nicest thing you've ever done for someone?

Put someone out of their misery

They were suffering and begged me for release, so like the saint I am, I granted it to them.

[askaddon]

Would you still wear lipstick if you had to inhabit a man?

I didn’t used to give a damn one way or the other about makeup, but ever since Josie here I’ve grown to love the stuff. To me, it’s a bit like warpaint. 

I do hold a strong preference for female vessels, but if I were to possess, say, Dean Winchester…then you’d best believe I’d be wearing lipstick.

The boy looks stunning.

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[askaddon]

Do you dig girls

Why

You offering?

[askaddon]

If you had to choose a non-human vessel, what creature would you pick?

Well

Probably a panther.

They’re the perfect hunters. Powerful, sleek, silent, beautiful and deadly. Much like myself really, except, you know…a large cat.

[askaddon]

Would you rather: watch the film Oh God on repeat for 24 hours OR play nice with Sam and Dean at a carnival for 6 hours?

You

You have a sick sense of humor, and sicker thoughts than I do. 

I guess if I had to pick, I’d go with the Carnival. It’s torturous, but it’s only six hours. I’m sure I can manage.

But they’d better win me a prize.

[askaddon]

You wouldn't believe the week I've had

Thanks to Crowley, all my understudies suddenly seem to think they have a choice in who gets placed into power.

So we're having a big "company meeting", complete with infernal affairs (no, that wasn't a typo) looking into a few of the understudies. It's a boring process. I'd appreciate if you dolls would entertain me in the meantime with some asks.

[asktherealtrickster-blog]

So, Gabriel- your wings are clipped, you have no friends or family to turn to; tell me...have you thought about your future? You see, I have feelers all across the globe searching for your kind. You can hide for a time, but eventually I will find you, and when I do I see two options: submit to me or burn; and you'd best believe I'll finish the job. Unlike my King, I won't be gentle.

You sure have a lot of guts to message an archangel, you know that right? Even if I am fallen, and don’t worry, I’ve got the Winchesters on my side, so I’d watch out if I were you, I’m not as defenseless as you’d think!

[askaddon]

Aw sweetheart, you're are nothing to me, and the Winchesters even less so. You're dirt; living on borrowed time angel.

You know, I hear Crowley found this neat little device called a crown. It's placed upon your head and screws into your skull. Supposedly it's quite painful, but I also hear it's useful in extracting all manner of information. What do you say.

A crown for you and a crown for me?

[askaddon]

When was the last time you saw Crowley?

Oh my, I’ve lost count of the days it seems. I just remember the last time we met, the Winchester boy lit my lovely ass on fire. 

But I’ll tell you one thing. That worm better watch himself, because the next time I see him will be the last. 

[askaddon]

How did you become a knight of hell?

When Lucifer was cast out from Heaven, a few of his loyalists followed him. Well, that’s me baby

See, we didn’t agree with the whole “worship and protect” humans idea, so we dipped out. When Lucifer built his paradise, he rewarded his followers. And we were changed. We weren’t angels anymore, and we were stronger than demons. You see, demons are made when a human soul becomes twisted by its time in Hell, but when an Angel spends its eternity in the Underworld, what do you get?

You get me, love. 

[askaddon]

We're you serious about taking Dean as a vessel?

Oh yes

There’s some serious power in that blood of his. I know the archangel Michael wanted him, and it must have been for good reason. He and I? We could do a little Hell raising

[askaddon]

would you accept me as your consort?

Oh dear, if you have to ask…

You ought to be on your knees begging

[askaddon]

What lipstick do you wear?

The blood of my enemies. Maybelline number 645, aptly named “Red Revival”

Everyone should have a good red in their wardrobe if you ask me.

[askaddon]

SCREEN DOOR IN A HURRICANE!

[askaddon]

You disappoint me

Ask me questions, I said; I'll be arriving tomorrow. And yet here I am, poised, prepared, punctual, and pissed. Not a single word from the lot of you. Are you frightened or just dull? If it's the former, I assure you- I can be very kind to my friends.