Agent Maine

The heavy and brute of the MOI (sorta crackposting)

[askagentmaine]

Out of character/introduction post!!

I'm the op behind the yurmaineman blog, my name's musky. The following information are rules and pointers on interaction with me and my blog!! :3

I'm okay with NSFW, if and when asked.

This is mostly an ask blog, but I'm open to discord RP or threads.

I have another account on which I post other stuff( @muskrat-exe ), this is specifically a Role playing account.

I don't like the idea of discussing gore, it makes me very uncomfortable.

I am comfortable with asks and with DMs!

I (the OP) go by they/she/it pronouns, however Maine goes by he/they and the meta goes by it/we

This list will be updated as I please, if you would like to reach me by other means, I also have discord Muskrat.exe.

Maine also has a ocsm account, under the same username.

[askagentmaine]

davis?? on vacation??? dude we don't get vacation days, there's no way he went to relax on the beach. yeah, the ship seems pretty big, but when you spend half your time running around trying to ask all the other departments about whatever, it seems a whole lot smaller.

obviously you dont know the hangar guys, theyre scared shitless of you. they swear they saw you with a bunch of blood on your mouth one time, and this was before a mission, i think they said. er, maybe. well still, unless the cafeteria has secret freelancer portion sizes, there's no way the stuff they give you is enough, so you obviously gotta get it all from somewhere.

should i start signing off on these?

I know we don't get vacation. Believe me I know I dont. But I don't know about the accounting people, it was a fair guess.

Also this sounds absolutely insane, you know that right? Just because I'm the 'big guy' doesn't mean I eat people. I do get slightly larger portions either at the directors will, or out of the kindness/fear of the cafeteria staff.

And no, I do not know the hangar guys. But I can almost absolutely assure you that if there was blood in my mouth it was either from a mission or training.

[askagentmaine]

where else would davis go on this tiny ship?

(you didnt hear it from me but some of the guys that work in the hangar were telling me their theories and they had a ton of evidence)

A 'ton of evidence'? WHAT EVIDENCE?! I spend literally no time in the hangar except for when I'm being deployed. I don't know any of the workers by name, or at all if I'm being honest.

And this is NOT a 'tiny ship.' this is a giant intergalactic military ship. Davis could be on fucking vacation!

[askagentmaine]

davis from accounting is like, the number 1 accounting guy. he did it all! i need someone to blame, honestly, because this job sucks ass now that he's gone. now i have to actually do work, and i'm scared shitless that the freelancers (mainly you) are eating people.

So when somebody is missing you are automatically assuming they've been EATEN?!

And not only that, but you assume it's me? Where do people even get the fact that I eat people? Like who told you something that made you think that I eat people?

[puroguroteeth]

REPLYING TO TIKTOK ASKS part whateverrrr

[askagentmaine]

:(

[askagentmaine]

okay but if you dont eat people then where the fuck did davis from accounting go. hes been gone for a week and i'm worried

Who is Davis from accounting?! I've never met them?

How am I being blamed for people going missing during the middle of a war? And why would your first assumption be that I eat them?!

[askagentmaine]

are you absolutely sure you don't eat people? i swear to god people have been dissapearing on this ship lately...

I DO NOT EAT PEOPLE! It's a fact I will not be wavered on!

I've never eaten another human body! Much less my fellow soldiers. The people disappearing is purely coincidence!

[askagentmaine]

pretty sure wash is spreading that rumor about you eating people dude

Why the hell would my roommate be spreading such a strange lie? Much less the fucking rookie?

Ive never gone full ballistic on the guy, only threatened to kill him once. And that was a joke!

I'll have to ask him when he gets back to our bunk...

[askagentmaine]

How was your human steak?

Human steak... Great.

It was wonderful, I didn't even notice it wasn't beef. Thought it might've tasted a little off, but I just figured the mess hall workers fucked it up.

But in all seriousness, I don't eat people. I have no idea why this rumor resurfaces so often.

[askagentmaine]

When did the rumor that I eat people start going around again? Why are the low level marines cowering even harder when I pass them in the halls?

Who the hell told them I eat people? Just fess up, I swear I won't clobber you... Probably.

[askagentmaine]

So even though it has been so long. York finally saw that Twitter post, only because North showed him. He has made some strange advances in me since then, and I honestly can't interpret if they're joking or genuine.

Might have to find out/scare him into admitting the truth.

[askagentmaine]

OOC:

A OCSM account has been made for yurmaineman! Under the same name! Feel free to follow it, I'm not sure how active I will be regardless.

[askagentmaine]

I'll be honest, the tweet was me. But I was so high because North didn't tell me how strong the edible actually was.

I don't think I'll ever have a sober thought about sex, I'm just a soldier, I forgot my place.

I began partaking in order to deal with my pain, as it helps in numbing . I have begun to lean on it much more frequently after implantation.

[askagentmaine]

My Twitter got hacked, I swear that wasn't me.

[askagentmaine]

I'm struggling to remember things even worse, for a long time I tried to stay away from my data-pad but it didn't help. I- I cannot remember things I could before, my sleep schedule is wrecked.

I'm having eclipses of thoughts, I can't even remember my own family. My life before this.

[askagentmaine]

Out of character.

Hiii! 👋 I'm the op behind yurmaineman, aka this rvb RP blog. I am currently looking for RP partners!

My discord is @muskratexe. Please refer to my pinned post for my boundaries!

NSFW allowed when concent is expressed!

[askagentmaine]

What is your plan for Maine?

There is no 'plan' for agent Maine. All allegations that I am causing him any sort of distress are false.

Everyone is simply lacking in information. He will be perfectly fine.