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He's semi-aquatic and ready for action. Go ahead and ask him a question. Agent P is ready to tackle anything! ARCHIVES: askagentp.tumblr.com/archive Do be do be do wa-Peeeeeerryyyyy~

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by *DarkwingSnark

One good scare ought to dooo yaaaa~ Psst, guys….It’s peanutbutter jelly time Phineas and Ferb livestream tiiiime! Where today we’ll mix it up with chatting, drawing, and watching episodes. Join me at: http://www.livestream.com/darkwingsnark

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Doofenshmirtz couldn’t stop staring when Perry began doing that. Especially when his mind began running to the dirty place.

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Oh loook, I remember this! It’s my De-volitionator helmet! I don’t remember making him do that, though… I could have used him to shut off my alarm in the morning! Or maybe shake the last bit of ketchup out of the bottle, you know how there’s always just a little bit left in the bottom, and you shake and shake, kind of like he’s doing. And then suddenly, all at once, it all shoots out and gets EVERYWHERE, completely ruining your meal! On, on second thought, maybe I’d just make him do something embarrassing, like wave a Giants flag at a Red Sox game, hee hee heee! It’s such a shame I don’t like building the same inator twice. Except for the times when I built the same inator twice.

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Huh…So I guess you AREN’T such a good bottle shaker after all, Perry the Platypus. Thooooough, I don’t see why you had to go and waste a whole bottle of ketchup. And look! You got it over ME, and ya couldn’t even aim for my fries? That’s just RUDE.

[askheinzdoofenshmirtz]

And how did you get out of your cage?? I thought for certain I’d gone the extra lengths to make it totally, 100%, Platypus-proof!

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Going to spend the time working on stuff for this account and general PaF stuff. Come join us, if you like. :)

Tomorrow will probably be a DWD livestream, for those interested.

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((when I work my harderst on a video,it barely gets any views))

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((Pssst...Do me a favor and watch this. Trust me, you won't regret it.))

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Doofenshmirtz couldn’t stop staring when Perry began doing that. Especially when his mind began running to the dirty place.

[askheinzdoofenshmirtz]

Oh loook, I remember this! It’s my De-volitionator helmet! I don’t remember making him do that, though… I could have used him to shut off my alarm in the morning! Or maybe shake the last bit of ketchup out of the bottle, you know how there’s always just a little bit left in the bottom, and you shake and shake, kind of like he’s doing. And then suddenly, all at once, it all shoots out and gets EVERYWHERE, completely ruining your meal! On, on second thought, maybe I’d just make him do something embarrassing, like wave a Giants flag at a Red Sox game, hee hee heee! It’s such a shame I don’t like building the same inator twice. Except for the times when I built the same inator twice.

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Huh...So I guess you AREN'T such a good bottle shaker after all, Perry the Platypus. Thooooough, I don't see why you had to go and waste a whole bottle of ketchup. And look! You got it over ME, and ya couldn't even aim for my fries? That's just RUDE.

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Because I’m tired of spamming my accounts when I get into a “Oooo, Doof is rambling” mood. So enjoy. possibly. 

[askheinzdoofenshmirtz]

Ten of them, to be exact…

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  papayart reblogged this from askheinzdoofenshmirtz and added: 

i thought i sent more then ten whelp guess this mesans i better send more!!

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papayart asked you:

whats your opinion on roger

"And then there were all the times Only Son used to hide all his things. And steal his bed. Ho ho ho, Heinz didn't stop sleeping on the floor until he was thirteen. It was quite amusing. Another time he also believed my joke where I told him I made a pair of invisible pants for him. He ACTUALLY fell for it, too, and ended up going a whole day with his underwear flapping in the breeze. Who knew that gag still worked on a man in his thirties? His ex-wife, he's divorced you know, was SO embarrassed!

And...heeey, now that I think about it...How come I never heard of the 'German Men of Danville Society' before? I would have thought they would want to ask about ME, and not my brother."

"Gragagaga?"

"....Hmm. Good enough for me! Now, where was I..."

[askheinzdoofenshmirtz]

Sheesh, who gepinkelt in HIS Wheatflakes? Or… whatever platypuses eat in the morning. Beetles and dirt or… something disgusting like that, probably.

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*points to eye again*

[askheinzdoofenshmirtz]

And he’s SO MUCH MORE MATURE than a certain PLATYPUS I KNOW.

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Why- why is there a random platypus growling at me, I was talking about PERRY the Platypus see, not yoouu. So just… scamper off now, and… do whatever it is platypuses … dooo.

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Siiiiiigh.

*wips out hat*

[askheinzdoofenshmirtz]

And he’s SO MUCH MORE MATURE than a certain PLATYPUS I KNOW.

[askheinzdoofenshmirtz]

Ooh look what I found! You remember this, don’t you, Perry the Platypus? Or should I say, Perry the BABY… pus… man, I really should have come up with a better insult before hand. Oh well, now everyone can see what a baaaby you are, heeheee.

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((It took months -_-))

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Right in the crotch by ~DaddyDJ93

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*posts*

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askagentp:

papayart asked you:

MURDER DOOF Y/N ?

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“Y”

(See this post: http://askheinzdoofenshmirtz.tumblr.com/post/15737849572/what-no-no-no-no-it-isnt-what-it-loooks-like )

Oh- what, really?? You’re gonna be that way, you’re going there? Over a silly little accident? Ouch, Perry the Platypus, ouch.

TWITCH TWITCH TWITCH!

Oh oouuuch, that does look like it huurts, I- no wait, I see what you’re trying to do here! Trying to pin the blame all on me, huh? Well it won’t work! You’re just as much to blame for this as I am, Perry the Platypus; you just haaad to get all up and personal about that remote. You COULD have just leeet it go, but no; YOU had to swoop in, and, and do the whole, ‘stop Doof from living his life’ routine. You- you know what? I think you deserved that! Yeah, you heard me. So you go, and you baaaby that eye, because that’s what you’re being right now, Perry the Platypus, a baaaaby.

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askagentp:

papayart asked you:

MURDER DOOF Y/N ?

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“Y”

(See this post: http://askheinzdoofenshmirtz.tumblr.com/post/15737849572/what-no-no-no-no-it-isnt-what-it-loooks-like )

Oh- what, really?? You’re gonna be that way, you’re going there? Over a silly little accident? Ouch, Perry the Platypus, ouch.

TWITCH TWITCH TWITCH!