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an ask blog for a sort of g1 bumblebee.

[askarealautobee]

“‘Try social media,’ I told him. ‘It’ll help you understand Earth better,’ I insisted.”

[askarealautobee]

“Same as usual, Skywimp. Warped into any walls, lately?”

@badly-drawn-skywarp

[badly-drawn-skywarp]

“Anyone have to pick you up to reach the top shelf, Beeper?”

[askarealautobee]

“You’re slipping, you overgrown cyberturkey.”

[askarealautobee]

“...I think you really need this.”

[askarealautobee]

“Same as usual, Skywimp. Warped into any walls, lately?”

@badly-drawn-skywarp

[askarealautobee]

“The deal with WB and Starscream is hard to talk about.”

Mostly because it’s a long story. So, in order to tell it, I’m going to need...”

“Visual aids! I’m supposed to be using this datapad for inventory, but what Prowl doesn’t know won’t hurt him.”

“Okay. Windblade, Starscream. Bitter enemies. Fliers on opposites sides of an intergalactic conflict. But it wasn’t always that way.”

“Before the war broke out, bots weren’t constantly fighting for energon. Or so I’m told. I wasn’t around before the war.”

“They used to date, but Starscream is an entire sprocket of issues. Windblade won’t tell me why they broke up.”

“Don’t tell them I said anything.”

[askarealautobee]

So what's the deal with Starscream and Windblade?

“It’s... really complicated.”

[askarealautobee]

“ Here’s a question for the internet. Who has two thumbs and got assigned monitor duty for the next week? “

“ Me. It’s me. “