Hello Squishies!!

An ask blog for a canon adjacent Skywarp! This blog is fueled by asks and interactions so feel free to send messages!!! Basic guidelines are along the lines of mun will pick and choose asks they find appropriate and magic anons are never a guarantee! ((Mun uses the citrus ranking for mature asks https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=citrus%20scale ))

[headempty-justseekers]

My Skywarp enjoyers where y'all at

[badly-drawn-skywarp]

Here, I’ll give you this- it’s cute?? And it’s supposed to be you, so that’s a thing.

((Hi, I want you to know I didnt ignore this and I freaking love this but I use tumblr mobile for everything and this hellsite Ate this. I love this and tysm!!!!!!

[badly-drawn-skywarp]

What if I just- gave you this?? Or something..?

Yeah so what if you did nerd? Maybe I'll have to return the favor sometime and draw your ugly mug, just to show you how bad it is!!!!

[badly-drawn-skywarp]

Skywarp probably would hide in the gaps between walls, or in the void, to escape responsibilities.(Or an angry Megatron or Starscream)

True. I do this pretty often actually, don't tell Screamer

[rpfunstuff]

What’s one headcanon you have about my muse?

[badly-drawn-skywarp]

I'll reply with true or false statements

[banchagu]

ALSO. TO ANYONE WHOS EVER SENT ME AN ASK

[badly-drawn-skywarp]

Can you teleport us into Area 51?

“Nah, I’m on vacation. You all have fun dying tho.”

“Also like...Alien right here??? Hellooooo???”

[juzt-peachy]

ADHD brain be like:

[battledeer]

[enstorie]

Can you reblog this if the mun is 18+

[askarealautobee]

“Same as usual, Skywimp. Warped into any walls, lately?”

@badly-drawn-skywarp

[badly-drawn-skywarp]

“Anyone have to pick you up to reach the top shelf, Beeper?”

[badly-drawn-skywarp]

How are your brothers?

“We’re Trine, that’s a....completely different thing. Its a Seeker culture thing? Like, yeah we’re brothers but also its more than that. Trine’s are a family unit, but it goes beyond sibling, or creator, or amica/endura love? It’s hard to explain if you didn’t grow up with it, but its not really the same.”

“That being said, TC and I are split-spark twins, so we are brothers, but Screamer ain’t. He’s his own batch of CC, but we don’t really talk about that usually.”

“And I don’t know. We don’t really talk at all anymore, actually. TC’s on Earth with his squishy girlfriend and writing his plays or whatever, and Screamer is running Cybertron. Aka, they’re both to busy for me, and for each other. Not like we talked a lot before that anyway.” 

[badly-drawn-skywarp]

a small and high pitched voice comes from skywarp’s shoulder “yo what the FUCK is up”

“Cause I sure didn’t”

[badly-drawn-skywarp]

Soundwave's metallic voice transmits over a patchy comm: /Skywarp: keep both optics open./

"Sorry, no ones home right now, please leave a message after the beep!!!"

The sound of a very obviously faked beeping tone draws out before the comm clicks and disconnects

[badly-drawn-skywarp]

We've been

Discoverd

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[the-silent-troll]

):<

[badly-drawn-skywarp]

[badly-drawn-skywarp]

We've been

Discoverd

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[badly-drawn-skywarp]

is it true that you push people down stairs?

Y’know, I blame Rumble and Frenzy for spreading that around. You push a couple of pint sizes down some stairs for laughs and as revenge for a prank they had pulled on one innocent seeker such as myself and suddenly you just push everyone down stairs. It was worth it though, until Soundwave caught me at least lmao

[badly-drawn-skywarp]

Do you appreciate your giant robot form more now that you were human for a while?

I guess I apprecciate my height more now. It sucks being the tallest trine member and suddenly losing a good couple of feet. That and being squishy is way overrated tbh

((bonus tiny human warp