Life is hard for a body thief and murderer

Which I might not actually be. Don't ask, it's complicated. (currently she/her)

[smollokisuggestion]

What if I took Laussa to a random midgard government building and we just burned it to the ground

[askbalderthings]

When Loki is up to something

[therealityhelix]

"So, every second of every day?"

[askbalderthings]

Yeah

[therealityhelix]

"Well, wouldn't be right in the universe if not."

[askbalderthings]

I wish they wouldn't

[smollokisuggestion]

*CRASH*

*distantly* ignore that! Nothing happened!

[askbalderthings]

what happened?????

[smollokisuggestion]

Nothing!

*louder crash*

... that was also nothing!

[askbalderthings]

*comes RUNNING*

[smollokisuggestion]

*smol is leaning against her closed room door, trying to look as casual as possible. She has a small red mark on her cheek*

I fell. Twice. I promise nothing else happened. Just me being clumsy.

[askbalderthings]

(narrows eyes) Loki

[tinylokisuggestion]

*muffled voice sounds from inside smol's room* She's right, nothing happened! We were just- *pause* -goofing...off.... *mutters, barely able to be heard* What in Hel does 'goofing off' mean....

[smollokisuggestion]

*kicks the door* ANYWAY you can go back to whatever boring thing you were doing. I fell, but I'm fine now, and we have to get back to our game.

[askbalderthings]

Open the door please

[smollokisuggestion]

*quickly* Can't, Tiny said he wanted to change into his armor. For our game. He's probably still changing. It takes him forever to change. And you don't want to walk in on him. He's very self-conscious and will throw a fit.

[askbalderthings]

One.

[tinylokisuggestion]

*muffled* She's right, I'm changing! It's rude to walk in on someone when they're changing!

*clicks sound from the door, the sound of quiet running to the other side of the room, a few more distant clicks*

[askbalderthings]

*picks up Smol in one arm and opens the door with the other*

[smollokisuggestion]

*makes a small, barely noticeable gesture with her hand as he does so*

Hey, let me go!

[askbalderthings]

When Loki is up to something

[therealityhelix]

"So, every second of every day?"

[askbalderthings]

Yeah

[therealityhelix]

"Well, wouldn't be right in the universe if not."

[askbalderthings]

I wish they wouldn't

[smollokisuggestion]

*CRASH*

*distantly* ignore that! Nothing happened!

[askbalderthings]

what happened?????

[smollokisuggestion]

Nothing!

*louder crash*

... that was also nothing!

[askbalderthings]

*comes RUNNING*

[smollokisuggestion]

*smol is leaning against her closed room door, trying to look as casual as possible. She has a small red mark on her cheek*

I fell. Twice. I promise nothing else happened. Just me being clumsy.

[askbalderthings]

(narrows eyes) Loki

[tinylokisuggestion]

*muffled voice sounds from inside smol's room* She's right, nothing happened! We were just- *pause* -goofing...off.... *mutters, barely able to be heard* What in Hel does 'goofing off' mean....

[smollokisuggestion]

*kicks the door* ANYWAY you can go back to whatever boring thing you were doing. I fell, but I'm fine now, and we have to get back to our game.

[askbalderthings]

Open the door please

[smollokisuggestion]

*quickly* Can't, Tiny said he wanted to change into his armor. For our game. He's probably still changing. It takes him forever to change. And you don't want to walk in on him. He's very self-conscious and will throw a fit.

[askbalderthings]

When Loki is up to something

[therealityhelix]

"So, every second of every day?"

[askbalderthings]

Yeah

[therealityhelix]

"Well, wouldn't be right in the universe if not."

[askbalderthings]

I wish they wouldn't

[smollokisuggestion]

*CRASH*

*distantly* ignore that! Nothing happened!

[askbalderthings]

what happened?????

[smollokisuggestion]

Nothing!

*louder crash*

... that was also nothing!

[askbalderthings]

*comes RUNNING*

[smollokisuggestion]

*smol is leaning against her closed room door, trying to look as casual as possible. She has a small red mark on her cheek*

I fell. Twice. I promise nothing else happened. Just me being clumsy.

[askbalderthings]

(narrows eyes) Loki

[tinylokisuggestion]

*muffled voice sounds from inside smol's room* She's right, nothing happened! We were just- *pause* -goofing...off.... *mutters, barely able to be heard* What in Hel does 'goofing off' mean....

[smollokisuggestion]

*kicks the door* ANYWAY you can go back to whatever boring thing you were doing. I fell, but I'm fine now, and we have to get back to our game.

[askbalderthings]

When Loki is up to something

[therealityhelix]

"So, every second of every day?"

[askbalderthings]

Yeah

[therealityhelix]

"Well, wouldn't be right in the universe if not."

[askbalderthings]

I wish they wouldn't

[smollokisuggestion]

*CRASH*

*distantly* ignore that! Nothing happened!

[askbalderthings]

what happened?????

[smollokisuggestion]

Nothing!

*louder crash*

... that was also nothing!

[askbalderthings]

*comes RUNNING*

[smollokisuggestion]

*smol is leaning against her closed room door, trying to look as casual as possible. She has a small red mark on her cheek*

I fell. Twice. I promise nothing else happened. Just me being clumsy.

[askbalderthings]

When Loki is up to something

[therealityhelix]

"So, every second of every day?"

[askbalderthings]

Yeah

[therealityhelix]

"Well, wouldn't be right in the universe if not."

[askbalderthings]

I wish they wouldn't

[smollokisuggestion]

*CRASH*

*distantly* ignore that! Nothing happened!

[askbalderthings]

what happened?????

[smollokisuggestion]

Nothing!

*louder crash*

... that was also nothing!

[askbalderthings]

When Loki is up to something

[therealityhelix]

"So, every second of every day?"

[askbalderthings]

Yeah

[therealityhelix]

"Well, wouldn't be right in the universe if not."

[askbalderthings]

I wish they wouldn't

[smollokisuggestion]

*CRASH*

*distantly* ignore that! Nothing happened!

[askbalderthings]

Hangs a different pride flag for every single Loki

[smollokisuggestion]

:0

[askbalderthings]

but we stay silly

[smollokisuggestion]

:)

[smollokisuggestion]

Wear a pretty dress :)

[smollokisuggestion]

Bored

[smollokisuggestion]

Tiny is like 3 inches taller than me now and I'm really mad

[smollokisuggestion]

Am I just going to stay the same age forever???

[askbalderthings]

You can literally yell out Loki Stop That at any time and it’s relevant to one of them 

[smollokisuggestion]

On behalf of all Lokis, I am very offended by your incredibly true statement

[askbalderthings]

And yet-

[smollokisuggestion]

What?

[askbalderthings]

Don’t worry about it, what are you up to?

[smollokisuggestion]

Nothing ;)

[askbalderthings]

Whatever you’re up to, stop it

[smollokisuggestion]

*laughs* you wish *runs down the hall*

[askbalderthings]

You can literally yell out Loki Stop That at any time and it’s relevant to one of them 

[smollokisuggestion]

On behalf of all Lokis, I am very offended by your incredibly true statement

[askbalderthings]

And yet-

[smollokisuggestion]

What?

[askbalderthings]

Don’t worry about it, what are you up to?

[smollokisuggestion]

Nothing ;)

[askbalderthings]

You can literally yell out Loki Stop That at any time and it’s relevant to one of them 

[smollokisuggestion]

On behalf of all Lokis, I am very offended by your incredibly true statement

[askbalderthings]

And yet-

[smollokisuggestion]

What?

[askbalderthings]

You can literally yell out Loki Stop That at any time and it’s relevant to one of them 

[smollokisuggestion]

On behalf of all Lokis, I am very offended by your incredibly true statement