Baraptor

Inbox: OPEN (6) M!A: CLOSED Ooc stuff & munday stuff are tagged with "kattalks" & "munday meme" & i always delete them a day later. all i ask is to try to send real questions i do understand though that you & your pokemon have never witnessed greatness such as this.

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cute new pokemon oc design by @ask-arbok

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share the story of baraptor to the world

One day, March 1st, 2014 to be specific. Olive Olivine told me to download Pokemon X which was being given out for free in Club Nintendo. Please excuse me, as my butthole is currently itching horribly & is very distracting...

He was hatched from Olive March 1st 2014 & given to me the same day. I didn’t specifically want a Staraptor but she wanted me to have a flying type. Olive said she liked Staraptor, this changed. An impish Staraptor rose to stardom. An attack of 292, defense of 194, 320 health, the speed of a shit at 10000 miles per hour shooting into a toilet. He beat Olives entire team, this is when the rage set in... the olive-ing. Her goal in life was to kill what she created, she never could. She sucks. I looked up Staraptor images to taunt her.

First, was a collection of Staraptor fursuits. But then one special day... a night on furaffinity & twitter.

Baraptor.

Was.

Born.

What was once just a game. Just a reaction image.

Was created into something better.

Something real.

Something sweet. Something caring. Something unstoppable.

Steve Baraptor The Baeraptor

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how much fun are you having with bararaptor?

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munday questions & ooc questions etc are cool

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I'M SCREAMING THIS IS THE CUTEST FUCKING BLOG AND I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE. BARARAPTOR GOES INTO THE PILE.

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Baraptor: “Why yes I do, sweet stranger. It’s right behind me. I’m lucky to have found such a nice place to live. Even if I do travel quite a bit.”

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will probably draw asks for here this week since the update for askmaz is taking a little longer than intended & i’ve also been busy so i’d like to keep this updated at the very least

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“Uh… right. Your question…

I saw her during the meeting, but we did not speak. While I would welcome the idea of talking with her, I regret to say that she does not exactly welcome my company. Therefore, I’m afraid that confronting her would be of no use, you see…

I love Cosette dearly, but she and I have not spoken seriously ever since we had a bit of a… disagreement. Years have passed, and we still have not held a conversation following that day.”

{ @askbaraptor }

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possibly hurt my hand yesterday & i have stomach shit too so take this

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Of course!! Dancing! You asked me about that … I do like dancing, yes. I do it a lot, actually. It’s … part of my usual routine.

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sorry for not updating i’ve been drawing things for askmaz too & it’s a lot of panels to draw that i want to get out of the way sort of. plus it’s harder to get work done during friday, saturday, & sunday mostly before 6pm

either way i appreciate the asks i’ve gotten & will be doing them soon, baraptor loves u

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Baraptor@Ralph: "Excuse me mr Ralph, but what is a bone keeper?"

Ralph: They’re a lot duller than most other Marowak and Cubone, and they’re born with stripes and spots to blend into the canyons. I suppose they’re like scavengers…

Ralph just keeps talking. It seems he’s visited them once or twice, or was told by his father…

Bone Keeper Marowak Info

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Baraptor: “My wings didn’t grow right & the doctors thought they’d at least grow enough to take some sort of flight but as you can see they didn’t. Especially after my growth spurt.”

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when will the hint tips end... when will i be free..

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omg this is great thank you

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Baraptor: “Secondly, one. I like this bench though. So I’m fine with one.”

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