One day, March 1st, 2014 to be specific. Olive Olivine told me to download Pokemon X which was being given out for free in Club Nintendo. Please excuse me, as my butthole is currently itching horribly & is very distracting...
He was hatched from Olive March 1st 2014 & given to me the same day. I didn’t specifically want a Staraptor but she wanted me to have a flying type. Olive said she liked Staraptor, this changed. An impish Staraptor rose to stardom. An attack of 292, defense of 194, 320 health, the speed of a shit at 10000 miles per hour shooting into a toilet. He beat Olives entire team, this is when the rage set in... the olive-ing. Her goal in life was to kill what she created, she never could. She sucks. I looked up Staraptor images to taunt her.
First, was a collection of Staraptor fursuits. But then one special day... a night on furaffinity & twitter.
will probably draw asks for here this week since the update for askmaz is taking a little longer than intended & i’ve also been busy so i’d like to keep this updated at the very least
Baraptor@Ralph: "Excuse me mr Ralph, but what is a bone keeper?"
Ralph: They’re a lot duller than most other Marowak and Cubone, and they’re born with stripes and spots to blend into the canyons. I suppose they’re like scavengers…
Ralph just keeps talking. It seems he’s visited them once or twice, or was told by his father…