Tell that to my vagina!

Hi I'm Gene and I work at my dad's burger place. I'm usually the burger that looks soggy (psst: it's just my pee). I want to be a musician or a professional fart artist. Both sound good to me!

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[thegoodorc]

Tonight’s gonna be a sleep naked night.

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I turned the toilet water brown.

It's not that pretty but if I didn't know any better I'd drink it.

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Dad came up with a new, simple burger of the day name.

"I'm Cumin Home".

To be honest, that's the worst one I've heard yet.

[greelin]

hotels can’t be boring to me

they’re just fun

even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more amusing and interesting and just simply being in a hotel is fun to me and i don’t understand

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buttsandzombies replied to your post: D...

Why not? I’m a great blog.

Uhhhh....

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(to mun o3o are you the creator of the tina blog as well? If so I love you :3)

[[ Nooope it's run by analstew who basically didn't bother to run her personal but eyup she is lovely ]]

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DOES TINA HAVE A BLOG

Yes, it's buttsandzombies...

don't follow her though.

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you know

i used to hate Bob’s Burgers because it looked really stupid to me and looked like just ANOTHER show about an obnoxious dad and his family doing offensive shit for laughs but like

The past few days over here at my stepgrandma’s, I’ve been watching the series on Netflix (before this i had watched a single episode when it happened to come on and was intrigued but still thought it to be dumb) and wow

I really love Bob’s Burgers now, lmao

The characters (minus Gene, who is super forgettable imo) are pretty damn unique, have characters, aren’t just walking puppets to spew purposely offensive shit and like

The show is funny, the animation, while it took a little bit to get used to, is actually quite charming, smooth, and unique and like

I love Bob’s Burgers a lot

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I really appreciate you FORGETTING ME.

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Do you ever wonder what cartoon characters do in their free time? Like… when they aren’t having wacky misadventures and such? Y’know..Stuff that’s not shown in the show?

For example, Louise (Bob’s Burgers). What do you think she does all day when there isn’t family drama going on?

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Louise usually tries to make me eat stuff in our free time. And I do.

...She also plays with her toys (don't tell her I told you all).

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[queer-punk-deactivated20200718]

WE NEED FEMINISM BECAUSE WHEN LANCE ARMSTRONG GOT CANCER AND LOST A TESTICLE IT WAS ALL ABOUT HIS HEALTH AND HOW INSPIRATIONAL HE WAS BUT WHEN ANGELINA JOLIE GETS A DOUBLE MASTECTOMY TO PREVENT HERSELF FROM GETTING CANCER, IT’S ALL ABOUT HOW SHE WON’T BE A SEX SYMBOL ANYMORE AND HOW MEN ARE OFFENDED CAUSE SHE WON’T BE AN OBJECT FOR THEM 

[mememolly]

Grilled Cheese fabric (via Etsy)

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Playlist Thingy

I was bored, so I made a little playlist of my favorite songs.

Listen here.

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This is a farty sounding post but I think I ate a lot and then started thinking about why I'm so heavy but then I realized,

I MAY BE FAT BUT GUESS WHAT? I am fat because food and music are my passion, mostly music but I love eating food.

And that isn't a bad thing! My dad owns a burger restaurant so of course I'm not... the most healthy, but I CAN EAT!

A little bit or maybe even a lot of fat isn't bad because while you're gaining those pounds you are ENJOYING IT.

I'm not saying eat nonstop... though I want to. But eat, gain weight, love food!

As long as I don't get tired of the taste and get the same happiness while eating it, I'm gonna continue to!

[tibets]

a baby carriage that doubles as a fryer ! Fry all your chicken in one portable, easy baby carriage!

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where do you put the baby

[westborofaptist]

in the fryer 

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I don't know, what if I like her personality? I mean, it's not a bad thing, but I've been friends with your sister for a good amount of time. I mean, yeah, there are things people like/dislike, but like myself, it doesn't matter if one person doesn't like dancing, I still dance anyways; it's sort of like her story. People could either be fascinated or disgusted by it. I was sort of fascinated, honestly.

...Okay...

I need to put some Vaseline on my nipples, I'll be back. I think she already made the blog...