Does it have feathers?

Yes? It's a blue jay.

[oddhour]

[doesithavefeathers-blog]

me: i'm not drunk

me: *stands up*

me: holy shit i'm fucking wasted

[ladyreborn]

add up the things you’ve done and the total with be your title.

1. had sex: $10.00   2. smoked: $3.00 3. got drunk: $7.00 4. went skinny dipping: $5.00 5. kissed someone of the opposite sex: $5.00 6. kissed someone of the same sex: $5.00 7. cheated on a test: $2.00 8. fell asleep in class $0.50 9. been expelled: $5.00 10. been in a fist fight: $10.00 11. given oral: $10.00 12. got oral: $10.00 13. prank called the cops: $3.00 14. stole something: $2.00 15. done drugs: $5.00 16. dyed your hair: $0.50 17. done something with someone older (like a few years): $3.00 18. went out with someone over 18 (if your under 18): $4.00 19. ate a whole thing of oreos: $0.50 20. cried yourself to sleep: $1.00 21. said you love someone but didnt mean it: $1.00 22. been in love: $4.00 23. got caught doing something that you shouldn’t have been doing: $1.00 24. went streaking: $4.00 25. got arrested: $5.00 26. made out with someone: $2.00 27. peed in the pool: $0.50 28. played spin the bottle: $1.00 29. done something you regret: $3.00

[noearthlings]

(via she-is-long-gone-deactivated201

[doesithavefeathers-blog]

$77

[hannahdrawsart]

[trynsave]

[luaru]

i started this show at 3am and now it’s after 5 and there is no way i’m sleeping hahahahahah why did i do this to myself

[sleepywitchgal-deactivated20161]

you killed the ENTIRE simpsons, morty

[jackiecous]

It was an honor to color the characters, props and effects for this bad boy. Dream come true to (sort of) work on the Simpsons!

[remeanie-deactivated20160629]

The Unflappable Captain Kirk

[themarysue]

Kirk redefines “unflappable.”

[mariogolf-deactivated20160726]

slowly approaching bear

[zaof-deactivated20140807]

the bears will be in eventually

[ww-swagabond]

Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

[gravegospel]

BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

[abbygurumi]

Amigurumi Voodoo Doll Free Pattern

Head:

R1: Ch 2, 6 sc on the 2nd ch from hook

R2: 2 sc in each sc around(12sc)

R3: *sc 1, 2sc in next sc*, repeat 6 times(18)

R4: *sc 2, 2sc in next sc*, repeat 6 times(24)

R5: *sc 3, 2sc in next sc*, repeat 6 times(30)

R6: *sc 4, 2sc in next sc*, repeat 6 times(36)

R7-R15: Sc 36

R16: *sc 4, dec 1*, repeat 6 times(30)

R17: *sc 3, dec 1*, repeat 6 times(24)

R18: *sc 2, dec 1*, repeat 6 times(18)

FO, leave long tail for sewing

  Body:

R1: Ch 2, 6 sc on the 2nd ch from hook

R2: 2sc in each sc around(12)

R3: 2sc in each sc around(24)

R4-R7: sc around(24)

R8: *sc 4, dec 1*, repeat 4 times(20)

R9: sc around(20)

R10: *sc 8, dec 1*, repeat 2 times(18)

R11: sc around(18)

FO

  Arms:

R1: Ch 2, 6 sc on the 2nd ch from hook

R2: *sc 1, 2sc on the next sc*, repeat 3 times(9)

R3-R7: sc around(9)

FO, leave long tail for sewing

  Legs:

R1: Ch 2, 6 sc on the 2nd ch from hook

R2: *sc 1, 2sc on the next sc*, repeat 3 times(9)

R3-R4: sc around(9)

R5: *sc 2, 2sc on the next sc*, repeat 3 times(12)

R6-7: sc around(12)

FO, leave long tail for sewing

*Sew everything in place

*Use 1 button for the eye, and stitch an x-mark for the other eye

and you’re done! :D

pattern by me :)

[colorfulcipher]

Who am I to say no?

(Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 -  Part 6 - Part 7)

[average-everyday-dude-deactivat]

[gothicprep]

i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon

like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home and i meow back to her and...

[dohu]

i love shark bfs

[trenchgun]

“Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!”

I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!

[ryouzen-deactivated20150516]

[animentality]

Reblog it while you can

[summersausagewoman]

I

[dodofiasco]

this is the only crossover i ever really hope for and I know it’ll never happen