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Yelena says ask us nothing. Kate says don't listen to her. Natasha says don't listen to Kate, and Wanda is just like, 'Whatever you say, dear' while America and Kamala flirt shamelessly in the background as Wanda tries to stop them from further violating their household rules. Lucky and Goose are being loved by Tommy and Billy.

[rhfffas]

i'd like to see yelena and kate flirting shamelessly during a mission, and

kamala: the ship is sailing itself!!!! (*also making mental notes for future fanfics*)

cassie: help im surrounded by lesbians

america: aww you guys are disgustingly sweet

carol: im too old for this shit

sam: can we cut the gay shit and focus on the mission plz

valkyrie: shut up im enjoying this lesbian drama wanna bet how long will they keep being this oblivious? (*handing over her popcorn*)

jen: do you guys need legal advice abt inappropriate workplace relationships?

[askbishova]

hehehe this totally happened btw

[askbishova]

So, has America ever talked to that Spider-Man guy? Or are you trying to avoid that conversation since the two might end up making each other depressed once they start comparing their similar loneliness, trauma, and coping mechanisms?

And then there was none.

…MURDER IS ILLEGAL.

No, we haven’t spoken in a while. But, uh… Kamala has helped me move past my trauma. I’m no longer lonely, if you get my gist.

*dramatic, loving sigh*

[askbishova]

For America how did you react to Kamala being a mutant?

(Sorry for late response)

I didn’t particularly feel anything positive or negative. She’s Kamala. That’s all she has to be.

Awww… that’s adorable.

Silence you!

Meanwhile, Bishova:

We are not in this.

[pyxilatezero]

Two Types of People

Kate: There are two types of people in this world

Yelena (walking by): And I don’t like them

[askbishova]

Are you guys members of the Young Avengers?

*shoots the concept*

She means yes. She’s just very misguided. Yelena! Keep the gun away from America!

America needs no protection from weapons. Unless it’s something from Kamala.

They aren’t even married, Yelena. I highly doubt Kamala would break the rules of her religion any more than she already is by dating America.

But what’s the point of Kamala having powers if she doesn’t use them recreationally?

The people who know: 👀

The people who don’t: 😐

I thought we were talking about the Young Avengers…

Just let them argue, Wands.

Which one are you?

[askbishova]

Would you consider adding Daisy Johnson and Reality Cosmicson (my OG character and FYI they are dating and you can choose what colour both are)

In an ✨Alternate Reality✨

Reality: I get the feeling we’re being watched.

Daisy: How so?

*they both turn around*

Hiiiii

Reality: Yelena. It’s just you.

*Reality gets yeeted across the room*

Daisy: I don’t know what I was expecting

Yeah. I don’t know what you were expecting either. Nice to meet you okay bye America PULL ME OUT OF HERE

*the following five minutes is America jumping from universe to universe to find Yelena*

[askbishova]

The Bishova Family

Kate Bishop- She’s THE wife. Does legit everything but also nothing at the same time and it infuriates Yelena. She’s also overly dramatic and insists on protecting America.

Speaks in purple italics

Yelena Belova- Despite everything, she’s a very successful stay at home dog mom. She truly believes Kate exists to annoy her, but she married her anyway.

Speaks in green bold

Lucky the Pizza Dog- Emotional support wrapped in an infinite ball of fluff. Thanks to Wanda, Lucky is practically immortal (his aging was slowed)

Woof woof woof (Translation: will bark at you)

Natasha Romanoff- Like classic Marvel Comics style, true heroes never stay dead unless your MCU contract runs out. And to all you WandaNat shippers, yes, that’s a thing.

Speaks in orange bold

Wanda Maximoff- Adopter of multiversal orphans, girlfriend of Natasha. Is there anything she can’t do?

Speaks in red italics

America Chavez- Hopeless romantic, adopted by the WandaNat couple. Secretly Lucky’s favorite. Her love is secret and forbidden and stuff.

Speaks In blue bold

Kamala Khan- Spoilers! America’s forbidden love. Nobody’s quite sure if she loves America back. Okay, everyone’s sure she does, but that’s not the point.

Speaks in yellow bold+italics

Tommy & Billy Maximoff- Troublemakes galore. They love Goose and their big sis’s secret girlfriend (but mostly because she has Goose)

Tommy speaks in black bold and Billy speaks in pink bold

Goose the Flerken- Stolen from Carol in true Kamala Fangirl style, and a major part of the family. Carol is looking for her to this day.

Meow Meow Meow (Translation: Will meow at you)

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