Kate Bishop- She’s THE wife. Does legit everything but also nothing at the same time and it infuriates Yelena. She’s also overly dramatic and insists on protecting America.
Yelena Belova- Despite everything, she’s a very successful stay at home dog mom. She truly believes Kate exists to annoy her, but she married her anyway.
Lucky the Pizza Dog- Emotional support wrapped in an infinite ball of fluff. Thanks to Wanda, Lucky is practically immortal (his aging was slowed)
Woof woof woof (Translation: will bark at you)
Natasha Romanoff- Like classic Marvel Comics style, true heroes never stay dead unless your MCU contract runs out. And to all you WandaNat shippers, yes, that’s a thing.
Wanda Maximoff- Adopter of multiversal orphans, girlfriend of Natasha. Is there anything she can’t do?
America Chavez- Hopeless romantic, adopted by the WandaNat couple. Secretly Lucky’s favorite. Her love is secret and forbidden and stuff.
Kamala Khan- Spoilers! America’s forbidden love. Nobody’s quite sure if she loves America back. Okay, everyone’s sure she does, but that’s not the point.
Speaks in yellow bold+italics
Tommy & Billy Maximoff- Troublemakes galore. They love Goose and their big sis’s secret girlfriend (but mostly because she has Goose)
Tommy speaks in black bold and Billy speaks in pink bold
Goose the Flerken- Stolen from Carol in true Kamala Fangirl style, and a major part of the family. Carol is looking for her to this day.
Meow Meow Meow (Translation: Will meow at you)
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