ask Marco the Phoenix

My name is Marco,1st commander of the White Beard pirates. I'm pretty sure i'm suppose to write something more, but I'm not sure what or more or less why i'm even on here in the first place.

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shanks got nothing on him, yoi!

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not cool, yoi.

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What are your feelings towards Ace?

silent rage with a dash of salt

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Is Whitebeard your father?

Well, my mother was about a third his size, so for her sake I hope not.

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fucking hell crocodile.

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Honest answer.

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goddammit.

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Rude.

ask-lucci

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What if Teach tries to go after the crew again?

highly unlikely, but if he does, i’ll personally slow cook his fat greasy asshole and feed him to the gulls one limb at a time.

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so i hear from thatch that your hair is actually just a banana peel laying on top of your head

kinda like how his is actually a wrapped loaf of bread?

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Is Whitebeard your father?

Well, my mother was about a third his size, so for her sake I hope not.

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fucking hell crocodile.

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birds of paradise

y’know them birds that are pretty aff and regal as shit and like elaborate and alL THAT. srsly paradise birds look mythological and surreal. SO THE BEAUTIFUL. now imagine Marco being like a bird of paradise. and and those birds do these crazy insane beautiful mating dances and rituals to impress their mates or sometimes they just do it bc IT’S IN THEIR INSTINCTS. aND OMG IMAGINE MARCO DOING THAT. SECRETLY DANCING OR SOMETHN HELL IMAGINE HIM TRYING TO IMPRESS HIS CRUSH OH GOSH.

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sUPERB 

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Marco, i'm surprised you still have time for ask drop boxes. Did you try and force Thatch or Ace to do the paper work for you?

I did once, but they usually came back charred or stained with food.

never again.

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Do you like blueberries because you're a blue bird

they’re just...easier to eat okay?

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IM CRYING HAHAHA OMG I LOVE THIS BLOG THANK YOU VERY MUCH

ooc: NO NO NOOOO, THANKK yOUUUUuuu

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Been around the New world, don’t speak the language 

But your booty don’t need explaining

All I really need to understand is

When you talk birdy to me--

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Who are the biggest troublemakers of the division commands?

ace and thatch. no question. 

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do you think your father will be angry if one of his sons brings some ladies on the boat?

Of course not. As long as we treat them with respect as we do with our allying sisters, there’s no problem.

We might be pirates, but we're not scums.

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and what kind of name is trafalgar anyways?

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fuck yoi.