Brink Tussler

the officially unofficial ask blog for the great, the powerful, Brink Tussler!! Magic anons are allowed

[askbrinktussler]

"Who dares approach the great Brink Tussler?!"

An unofficial askblog for Brink! (Bcz admin is autistic to all hell about him) Magic anons are allowed, asks are open!!

[qcharlie]

my craziest take is you can be cis in a trans way if you feel like it. Like its literally no big deal. if you wanna be completely cisgender but still feel as if you're alienated from your agab then you can be cis in a trans way

[qcharlie]

you can be cis and give yourself other pronouns too. you can be a woman who's he/him and entirely femme. who cares. Literally who cares

[qcharlie]

[mortal4d]

Them 😩😩😩

[carnivorousarcher]

character ask blogs are so funny because in-character theyre always like “i hope im using this website correctly haha!” girl this is your 34th roleplay blog and you’ve been here for 12 years. wdym

[sunnys-aesthetic]

20 million votes have been uncounted

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If you need further help in a quick format, here is one, but i urge you to also add in the details for requiring an investigation, not just recount.

I know its a shitty situation and were tired but we still have to try to fight for a life that's worth living.

If you can blaze this post, GO FOR IT!!!

[askbrinktussler]

*hands you a dead rat*

Brink hisses and slithers behind Hannibal, who seems more intrested in the free meal. "Sssstay away from ussss." he hisses quietly, suprised he could speak, "When I return to my normal form it will be over for you all!" he yells, but due to his small size it isn't very loud.

[askbrinktussler]

(anon here, you can either just speak weirdly like “anywayssssssss issss cantsssssss” or whatever else lmAOO)

// ooc

thank god bcz just some freak ass snake would have been the most annoying thing ever ngl

[askbrinktussler]

FINE!! THEN UHM

I turn you into a snake!!

(magic ask alert! This is for 3 asks *or* 1 day)

Brink puts his hand out threateningly, as if casting a spell, but in a poof of smoke all that's left is two snakes. One of them Hannibal, the other a weird neon blue snake no one's seen before. The blue snake slithers in a small circle, seeming confused, before hissing at anon.

[askbrinktussler]

LET ME HAVE HANNIBAL!!

I’ll give him back I swear!!

Is he just a flying snake or does he have the ability to love?

Since the closest thing a snake has to love is trust :3 (ithink)

Anwyays gIVE ME YOUR DAMN SNAKE— I JUST NEED TO INSPECT IT

"GET AWAY FROM HANNIBAL! YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!" Brink holds Hannibal tightly through his cape, "Hannibal can feel love and he loves me! He doesn't want to go with you!" He holds a hand out threateningly, whispering something under his breath.

[askbrinktussler]

Can I steal your snake :) ?

"ABSOLUTELY NOT!" Brink grabs Hannibal and holds him close to his chest, scowling angrily, "Don't even think about touching Hannibal!" He backs away while pulling his cape over to hide Hannibal, muttering something to the snake.

[askbrinktussler]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if it could chuck wood

"What is a woodchuck?" Brink asks, tilting his head in confusion, "I imagine something made for 'chucking wood' could 'chuck' a lot of wood?"

[askbrinktussler]

its your hair actaullly like that or are you dying it? Or secret Third Option its a wig!!1!1

"My hair is natural, I'll have you know!" Brink shouts, quickly pulling at the tips of his hair, "Why? Is it fading- er- ugh.. You heard nothing! Shut up!"

[askbrinktussler]

Do you actually enjoy spending time with any of the Infinites? Did that change after becoming mayor?

Brink shrugs and sighs, "yeah, traveling with the Infinights was fun, I enjoyed being a bit of a hero when I attacked Paralyte." His face sours and he crosses his arms, "it's always been a dream of mine to be a hero, and I hurt a lot of people to try to be an intern. When I became mayor, I did miss playing pretend hero quite a lot."

[askbrinktussler]

Roll for backflip!

"Wha- why would I do a backflip?! Er.. Fine." Brink mutters, bracing himself to flip, before giving a very nervous backflip. He lands it but stumbles and barely catches himself, "that is the last time I do that."

(He rolled a 13, idk if he has modifiers so I pitied him since he's seen Kyborg flip before)

[askbrinktussler]

*gives brink a duck*

is this hannibal?? it bit me..

Brink immediately rejects the duck, throwing it to the ground and gesturing it to go away, "Gods, you must be brain dead! No, that's not Hannibal! Does that bird look like a flyin snake to you?!" He yells, opening his pack and letting Hannibal float out of it, "This is my beautiful boy, Hannibal. Notice how he's, one a snake, two not covered in feathers, and three already with me. I wouldn't need some moron like you to find my snake for me." He glares at you while petting Hannibal's head, seeming very very offended that you compared his companion to a duck.

[askbrinktussler]

Monsieur Brink Tussler, would you like some bread? I believe we've established you enjoy bread, j'ai bread, for the taking.

Yours acquainted, @mathilde-searchhistory

"Oh, um- Bonjour, friend! That means 'hello', right? Against my better judgement, I would like some bread. No funny business though, if it's poisoned or something we're gonna have a problem." He smiles, glaring at Mathilde slightly.

// @mathilde-searchhistory

// ooc srry it took me so long to respond, I accidentally cleared the notification and tumblr kept saying my inbox was empty so srry!!

[askbrinktussler]

Hey, some guy is trying to prevent me from leaving, can you help me? I'm asking you because you seem to be already known to the elf guy.

// from @askmuddanything

"Mudd? Who's trying to stop you, where are you going?" Brink eyes for anyone suspicous, giving a confused look to Mudd when he only sees Mudd's friends, "You okay, pal?"

// @askmuddanything

[askmuddanything]

Look, can you help me or not? I'm trying to get out of here!

[askbrinktussler]

"Wha- Yknow, yeah, I can help you out. Where you trying to go? I might be able to dimension door you if you do your druid thing." Brink explains, pinching the bridge of his nose and pushing up his glasses, "I don't even want to know what you did with those stupid anons this time.." He whispers under his breath.

[askmuddanything]

I'm trying to get back home. Thanks for your help.

[askbrinktussler]

Brink closes his eyes for a moment and casts dimension door, opening a door to the infinight headquarters, "can't take you if you don't get to my size though, can't get 8 feet of firbolg through the door." He explains, motioning with his hands for Mudd to make himself smaller.

[askmuddanything]

*He squints through the portal.* Where is that?

[askbrinktussler]

"It's the infinight headquarters? In boulderay? I thought that's where you infinut-cases stayed." Brink looks a bit frustrated, "where do you stay if not there, I haven't exactly noted where you live, bud."

[askmuddanything]

Nevermind- Just. Help me get away from them please. *points to Bart and Kyborg*

[askbrinktussler]

"Ookay, yeah, I can take you to the tavern in Boulderay until you get yourself figured out. But, I think it's in your best interest to stick around, it would be stupid to leave without knowing why you can't remember getting here. Plus Hopps deals with enough morons she doesn't need you hanging around the tavern too." Brink explains, scratching the back of his neck awkwardly, "Don't you remember travelin with those losers?" He motions towards Bart and Kyborg

[askmuddanything]

Don't tell me you also think I should know them. *Mudd rolls his eyes.*

[askbrinktussler]

"Damn I wish it was me who forgot about these nerds..." Brink whispers and shakes his head, "I don't think you should know them, I know you should. You and those idiots have been adventuring together for like a while, you got that hair cut when you were out of Boulderay and that stupid badger, do you remember that?"

[askmuddanything]

*He squints at Brink.* "I don't remember any of that, and I'm just trying to get home."

[askbrinktussler]

"Well I'm assuming your home is rather far... Gods, I didn't expect to be a babysitter today." Brink claps his hands together and huffs, "okay, maybe there's a cure for this. Do you remember what you were last doing, were you hit on the head or something? Maybe one of your pals can cast a healing spell on your head."

[askmuddanything]

Last I remember I was in my bed, trying to sleep. I don't suppose I could've hit my head so hard I hallucinated all this?

[askbrinktussler]

"That's ridiculous, no. You're not hallucinating. Does your head hurt at all? Any marks or wounds? Maybe I should ask your friends, you were with the short guy and the stupid elf, right?"

[askmuddanything]

Apparently, they keep trying to convince me we are heroes or something? Anyways, I don't feel hurt.

[askbrinktussler]

"Yeah, heros..." Brink rolls his eyes and mutters. He nods and looks around, "You are considered a hero, you and those idiots, plus another idiot I haven't seen in a while, are heros to a lot of people. Some however are quickly realizing you're not very good at protecting yourselves." He half-grumbles before dragging Mudd off to find Bart or Kyborg.

// @askbartanything @askingkyborg

// ooc srry if tagging y'all is annoying I was trying to avoid bothering y'all but I rlly don't think Brink can do much since he doesn't know what happened also srry for ooc I'm very very anxious

[askbartanything]

Mudd? Why were you hanging out with Brink? You guys aren’t even friends. *Bart looked a little confused* Brink whatever he’s told you it’s because someone screwed up his memory again. Sorry if he bothered you.

((Ur good dude it’s fine interacting with the other ask blogs is fun -Vee))

[askmuddanything]

Well I thought he was going to help me, but apparently not.

[askbrinktussler]

"Well that's rude, it's not my fault your friends couldn't babysit you."