Hi Bro Thor, what is your personal ranking of top five mortal beers? Asking for a friend!
First of all, you misspelled Asgard, but that's okay. Maybe we should change - amend that sign. Add an S. That'd be pretty funny. A little arrow pointing up there, oh, your question, right.
Well, Midgardian beers aren't as good as Asgardian ones, but these days you can't be too picky. So in no particular order, my top five mortal beers:
1. Athena, which is named after a goddess I met once. Which is a really funny story, actually, this one time, my brother and I- we had to go Olympus to deal with those assholes - I mean, look, it's fine that I wasn't the only alien worshipped as a god and all, but those guys suck. Anyway - oh, Korg's telling me to move on.
2. Tropicalia, which just has a neat can. It's kind of like fruit, which reminds me of - well, it's nice, anyway.
3. Innis & Gunn, which is from a place called Scotland, where I've never been but have heard it looks a lot like New Asgard. I wouldnt know, I've never been there. But if it's as cold as it is here, I'm not really interested. It's cold here all the time. Odin didnt tell me that part when he was like - hey just go to this one hilltop or whatever - or maybe that was just a dream? It's hard to tell - oh, right.
4. Nothing wrong with Coors.
5. Classic City Lager, which is by the same people who make the Athena and the Tropicalia. I've never met any of them, but they could be Asgardian for how they make their beer.
Do you want one? I'm gonna have one.
