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[askbuilderman]

ADMIN POST!!

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Hey guys! I'm tommy, I'm 18 and I'm silly. I use he/him and admin posts will be tagged as such! This will be art-driven asks, so ask away gang.

[s0n-of-the-sky]

Heya, Tela! How are you holdin' up?

[ @askbuilderman ]

" Oh! Builderman! Hello! " " Well I've been just fine these past weeks! How about you? I trust HQ has been doing well with you in charge, hahah! "

[askbuilderman]

HQ's trucking along like normal, heh! Just keepin' it all together...

Anytime you'll be free, soon?

[s0n-of-the-sky]

" Well, it will most likely not take too long to finish patching up SFOTH, so I assume before evening starts I would be free! Did you have anything in mind? "

[askbuilderman]

I was thinkin' we could have a business meeting? over dinner, o'course.

[s0n-of-the-sky]

Heya, Tela! How are you holdin' up?

[ @askbuilderman ]

" Oh! Builderman! Hello! " " Well I've been just fine these past weeks! How about you? I trust HQ has been doing well with you in charge, hahah! "

[askbuilderman]

HQ's trucking along like normal, heh! Just keepin' it all together...

Anytime you'll be free, soon?

[askbuilderman]

[hundred yard stare]

[great first impressions]

-❤️‍🔥 (Heart of a fire anon)

[ hes just.. staring back. ]

[askbuilderman]

I'm at your window, Buildy. Let me in :)

@s0n-of-the-sky - **maniacal cackle** }}

" MY window??? "

[numb3r-0ne-3x-h4ck3r]

How’s the spite fic of Telamon going n7?

“GR347! 4C7U4LLY L37 M3 JU57…”

(Im sorry, Im so sorry.)

Telamon had felt.. sick lately, he doesnt normally get sick, especially considering hes a god, this isnt normal.

He tells his co-worker, builderman about it, due to an event that happened about a month ago between the two. Builderman had no clue, so Telamon was on his own.

Telamon started slacking on his job a bit due to this illness, it gets so bad he has to take time off. He hates this, he isnt supposed to get sick, why is he sick?

Its been a couple weeks now, hes been trying to work, but he keeps getting more ill. Hes noticing a bump growing in his stomach, this isn’t pregnancy, right?? He cant get pregnant.. right..??

He tells builderman and he jokingly gets him a pregnancy test.

…its positive.

They dont really believe it so they go to get an ultrasound and you’ll never guess what, hes pregnant.

Fuck, how do they deal with this? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??

They decide to keep the child, this is gonna be a mess to explain to their co-workers…

(Like i said, i dont think this is too bad,, he WOULD write worse but i dont think i can bare writing that)

(Also i havent ever written anything like this before so uh,, yeah! Im sorry)

[ask-mrdoombringer]

"Haven't read it, I hope this isn't a bannable fic."

[ask-mrdoombringer]

"..."

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@ask-telamon

@detectortheory

@detector-therapy I need you.

@almighty-telamon

@ask-telamon-and-others

@theorizer-anon

@the-decoderrr

@angelicdetective

@ask-builderman

@ask-flowersshedletsky

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@telamon-detector

"...DOOM BROUGHT. FUCK YOU."

[askbuilderman]

"HELLO????"

[ask-swap-guest666]

Static, crackling through the phone, and a caller id popping up. 'BUILDERMAN', in all caps. Two little circles, a green one and a red one.

Will you answer?

( @askbuilderman )

Suddenly, the phone began to buzz. Six had nearly dropped it out of panic, before realizing what was going on.

…how was Builderman calling him on this thing??? Hesitantly, he accepted the call.

“How..? Hello?” They spoke into the receiver, narrowing their eyes at the screen. “How did you. Call this thing.” The third question was phrased more like a demand, Six’s tail thwacking the grass behind them as an unconscious stress reliever.

[askbuilderman]

"Hel—ooo?"

It was a tad bit staticy, breaking up at points. But hey, it worked! There was an audible sigh from the other end, a second to compose himself being taken.

"...Managed to hack my own. Why are you a—ne in the woods??"

The voice had more worry, behind it, now.

[the-multiversal-builder-man]

Uh,, helloo??

I was told to talk to you

( @askbuilderman )

builder:hello there other me, alright how often are you being chased by myths and exploiters?

[askbuilderman]

"Oh, god, an insane amount. It's hard to catch a break half the time.."

[the-multiversal-builder-man]

builder:ok. are you on a break right now?

[askbuilderman]

" For right now, I am. "

[the-multiversal-builder-man]

*a portal appears bellow @askbuilderman (ooc: have some coyote time kind stranger)

[askbuilderman]

*he froze, looking up, then back down, holding his hat on as he fell through.

(Wile. E. Coyote type shii)

[the-multiversal-builder-man]

*when he feel thru he was in some sort of blue realm of portals? looking into other universes??*

(ooc: have some more coyote time)

[askbuilderman]

*he froze, looking around, getting to his feet with a quiet sigh. Looking around, a bit scared..

[the-multiversal-builder-man]

(ooc: forgor to say that builds is still falling)

*the fall continues and into another portal, once he falls thru that one, he slams into a scrooge mcduckian pile of money in a lab?*

builder:Sorry for the pile of money, we don't have any other better cushions.

[askbuilderman]

(LMAO)

*He scrambled out of the pile, adjusting himself. Hat, jacket- Yep, he had everything important.

"Oh- it's fine- Don't worry about it."

[the-multiversal-builder-man]

builder: we've got a tv over in my kids bedroom, if your concerned about breaking their privacy, their all up and walking about. We also have a builder brothers pizza down the hall incase you need some food

[askbuilderman]

"Waitaminute- you have a kid?? a pizza place in here?? How the hell-"

[the-multiversal-builder-man]

Uh,, helloo??

I was told to talk to you

( @askbuilderman )

builder:hello there other me, alright how often are you being chased by myths and exploiters?

[askbuilderman]

"Oh, god, an insane amount. It's hard to catch a break half the time.."

[the-multiversal-builder-man]

builder:ok. are you on a break right now?

[askbuilderman]

" For right now, I am. "

[the-multiversal-builder-man]

*a portal appears bellow @askbuilderman (ooc: have some coyote time kind stranger)

[askbuilderman]

*he froze, looking up, then back down, holding his hat on as he fell through.

(Wile. E. Coyote type shii)

[the-multiversal-builder-man]

*when he feel thru he was in some sort of blue realm of portals? looking into other universes??*

(ooc: have some more coyote time)

[askbuilderman]

*he froze, looking around, getting to his feet with a quiet sigh. Looking around, a bit scared..

[the-multiversal-builder-man]

(ooc: forgor to say that builds is still falling)

*the fall continues and into another portal, once he falls thru that one, he slams into a scrooge mcduckian pile of money in a lab?*

builder:Sorry for the pile of money, we don't have any other better cushions.

[askbuilderman]

(LMAO)

*He scrambled out of the pile, adjusting himself. Hat, jacket- Yep, he had everything important.

"Oh- it's fine- Don't worry about it."

[the-multiversal-builder-man]

Uh,, helloo??

I was told to talk to you

( @askbuilderman )

builder:hello there other me, alright how often are you being chased by myths and exploiters?

[askbuilderman]

"Oh, god, an insane amount. It's hard to catch a break half the time.."

[the-multiversal-builder-man]

builder:ok. are you on a break right now?

[askbuilderman]

" For right now, I am. "

[the-multiversal-builder-man]

*a portal appears bellow @askbuilderman (ooc: have some coyote time kind stranger)

[askbuilderman]

*he froze, looking up, then back down, holding his hat on as he fell through.

(Wile. E. Coyote type shii)

[the-multiversal-builder-man]

*when he feel thru he was in some sort of blue realm of portals? looking into other universes??*

(ooc: have some more coyote time)

[askbuilderman]

*he froze, looking around, getting to his feet with a quiet sigh. Looking around, a bit scared..

[the-multiversal-builder-man]

Uh,, helloo??

I was told to talk to you

( @askbuilderman )

builder:hello there other me, alright how often are you being chased by myths and exploiters?

[askbuilderman]

"Oh, god, an insane amount. It's hard to catch a break half the time.."

[the-multiversal-builder-man]

builder:ok. are you on a break right now?

[askbuilderman]

" For right now, I am. "

[the-multiversal-builder-man]

*a portal appears bellow @askbuilderman (ooc: have some coyote time kind stranger)

[askbuilderman]

*he froze, looking up, then back down, holding his hat on as he fell through.

(Wile. E. Coyote type shii)

[the-multiversal-builder-man]

Uh,, helloo??

I was told to talk to you

( @askbuilderman )

builder:hello there other me, alright how often are you being chased by myths and exploiters?

[askbuilderman]

"Oh, god, an insane amount. It's hard to catch a break half the time.."

[the-multiversal-builder-man]

builder:ok. are you on a break right now?

[askbuilderman]

" For right now, I am. "

[shedofsfoth]

FLOWER!! FROM @askbuilderman !!!

"Ah! Thanks Dave, who knew there was flowers around here."

[He takes the flower]

[askbuilderman]

"Anytime, John, don't worry about it."

[the-multiversal-builder-man]

Uh,, helloo??

I was told to talk to you

( @askbuilderman )

builder:hello there other me, alright how often are you being chased by myths and exploiters?

[askbuilderman]

"Oh, god, an insane amount. It's hard to catch a break half the time.."

[askbuilderman]

[🔷]: Oh, hi there.. you seem alright around here.. I'm Nate, another builderman, just.. curious, how's your universe?

( @alter-nate-builderman )

(ooc) HIHi :3

[OOC HELLOOOO]

[alter-nate-builderman]

[🔷]: Ah right.. Tumblr is, in a way, quite a thin.. portal between many dimensions. And good to know your universe is well.

He laughed a bit sheepish. Didn't mean to startle him that badly.

[askbuilderman]

"..portal? I don't think I have time to look into this... we're already looking for a way out, over here."

yeah, he looked more confused, now,, but progress!

[alter-nate-builderman]

[🔷]: I suppose so.. I don't know if staying outside of one's.. universe affects you. But I could ask Multiverse. He's a lot smarter about these..

(MBM tee-hee.)

[askbuilderman]

"I can go ask him myself, thank you-"

[askbuilderman]

[🔷]: Oh, hi there.. you seem alright around here.. I'm Nate, another builderman, just.. curious, how's your universe?

( @alter-nate-builderman )

(ooc) HIHi :3

[OOC HELLOOOO]

[alter-nate-builderman]

[🔷]: Ah right.. Tumblr is, in a way, quite a thin.. portal between many dimensions. And good to know your universe is well.

He laughed a bit sheepish. Didn't mean to startle him that badly.

[askbuilderman]

"..portal? I don't think I have time to look into this... we're already looking for a way out, over here."

yeah, he looked more confused, now,, but progress!

[askbuilderman]

[🔷]: Oh, hi there.. you seem alright around here.. I'm Nate, another builderman, just.. curious, how's your universe?

( @alter-nate-builderman )

(ooc) HIHi :3

[OOC HELLOOOO]