Ask Canon Dashie!

Heya there, everypony! You're lookin' at Rainbow Dash, one of the most awesome Pegasi in all of Equestria and future member of the Wonderbolts! Pinkie Pie was showin' me this one day and I just HAD to make one for myself. Let's face it, Tumblr just got 20% cooler by me doin' this alone! I'll answer your questions as fast as I can make a sonic rainboom...But if it takes a while I'm probably taking a nap. Gotta keep my batteries charged to keep being awesome after all, or my name isn't Rainbow 'Danger' Dash!

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"Really? Shoot! It was supposed to be a prank, but I guess I gotta go back to the drawing board... Magnifying glass and a ton of popcorn it is! Is it... uh... supposed to stay clear for a bit?"

Super clear!  I'll bust any stray clouds that come along too!

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I dare you to take a boat ride through The Scariest Cave In All Of Equestria.

I totally will, plus I'm bringing you with me for proof.../And/ to see the look on your face once we get to the exit!

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"Hey hey! You work weather, right? Can I get a HUGE snowflake from ya?"

What the hay would you want a huge snowflake for in this kind of weather?  That thing would totally melt before I got it to you, no matter how fast I could fly!

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OH MY GOSH!

What's that in sky?  Is it an eagle?!  Is it AMAZING?! ...Well, it's not an eagle but it is amazing!  It's me, Rainbow 'Danger' 'Professionalism' Dash!  I've been doing my best to practice before the Equestria games, not that I need to anyway, but I gotta keep on my A+++ game! That sure was one crazy party last weekend, so I've been doing double time on the training.  REALLY gotta burn off all that pizza I ate for my birthiverssary... After doing a couple hundred wingups and doing some intensive flight activities, I'm feeling so awesome that I'm back to answering some questions that anypony might have! .... Actually, hold that thought.  I think it's power nap time and then I'll get right on it!  NAP TIIIIIIIME!

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Oh my gosh oh my gosh OH MY GOOOOOOSH...!  This is /SO...AWESOME...!~/ And a week before it's even released to anypony else, too! Time to go rub- I MEAN...Share this with Twilight and to prove that I'm the biggest Daring Do fan ever!~

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Hay dash I challenge you to a game of marbles who ever gets there marbles in the circle wins the game and in marbles I plan to win

That doesn't sound like me winning and I /hate/ losing...So I'm going to win!

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10 bits to the pony who can show me their face.

Okay, ten bits for my good side!

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I now have the sudden urge to challenge you to a cider-drinking contest.

You are so on! Prepare to lose and get a tummy ache, pal!

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If you were to encounter non-hostile extraterrestrial beings who were capable of interstellar travel, what would your reaction be? Would you try to make first contact, or would you try to defeat the beings?

I'm sure somepony like Twi would want to contact them first, but if they cause any trouble I'll be kickin' their flanks back to whatever dimension they came from!

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Dashie~. Look what I have~. *shows several barrels of Sweet Apple Cider* It'll cost you one of Rarity's 'special' trips to the spa~.

Oooooh no...NOPE! Not even for Apple Family Cider....I would never, -ever- do /that/ for cider!I have limits! *folds frontal legs across chest*

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I just realized how awesome your background image is!

The view above the clouds is always 20% cooler when I'm there!((I still love it, too~ <3))

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Hey, Dash, look what i built. (Pulls sheet to reveal a large pool filled with apple cider) Cider pool. Thought you might like it.

I would sunbathe around this for -ever-! Oh man, I want one reeeeeeally bad now!

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Hey look! Its the clumsiest flyer in Equestria! Cause any property damage lately, Rainbow Crash?

Nope, but that can be easily arranged. *smirks*So, where do you live?

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Soon it will be the day that is celebrated as the day that I was born. Would you be able? Be able to make it rain? Only over my home would be needed. That's. That's the house I live in if you need directions on what house to move the. Storm clouds. Over.

I guess if that's what you want, I can make it happen. Just have to warm up for a loooooong day of hopping, hehe!

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You do know that even though you're the fastest flier in Equestria, that doesn't make you the fastest thing in the universe. For example, the speed of light is millions of times faster than your speed when you make a sonic rainboom, and from where I'm from, we have flying machines that can break the sound barrier without even trying.

What? WHAAAAAAAT?! That sounds totally awesome!Looks like I have a loooooot of training to do, still!

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What would you do if you we're suddenly a filly again?

Probably take a loooooot of naps, be awesome and race everypony...So nothing new!

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I heard that back in your academe days, you used to wet the cloud.

I heard that greyfaces who make up embarrasing things about other ponies tend to get hoof sandwiches.So unless you want one, knock it off with the terrible lies already!