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Cartman, since Kyle won't tell us who's bottom, I'm gonna ask you who is bottom? I just can't see you taking it up the ass. P.S. your so cool, everyones jealous of you huh?

we got like 100 other asks but i'll answer this one before kyle sees it and starts bitching

idk we kinda switch sometimes

i actually like it better when hes on top cuz i dont have to do anything lol

its not rly a big deal we just have sex

and u fuckin know it

im the coolest of the cool in this fuckin hick town

((Haha, oh man.

OH MAN.

I have a feeling this blog is gonna come back now.))

#ooc post

((Well then.))

This sudden change in Cartman's... general outlook on life certainly changes a lot of things.

But oh my fuck KYMAN

SO MUCH KYMAN

#ooc post

((OOC: I'm glad you like it, because yours is fucking amazing. We do have a little different means at the concept, but I guess that's because I'm aiming to make Cartman the uke and Kyle the seme. Your friend draws like a beast by the way!))

((My interpretation is that neither is on the bottom or top, Kyle bottoms during sex a lot but they switch it up, so it's fairly natural as far as gay relationships go. But I love a sub Cartman. c: And thank you! Ashley is my favorite artist ever, I love her ;u;))

((OOC: I really do have a Kyman blog, askkyman. I'm not just fangirling --okay, maybe a little because it's so awesome to see another kyman blog.))

((No man, I know, I've seen it. I love your blog! We have some different interpretations and a lot of similar ones and it's nice to see. But yeah this kyman blog started a few months ago and I'm the writer and my friend Ashley is the artist and it's fun as fuck, because Kyman is everything. I hope our Kymans can continue to interact in the future. c:))

Alternate Cartman and Kyle, fangirl, we gotta take a break. My fingers hurt and Cartman's getting frisky.

But I'll respond more later!

Kyle: Ah, I don't get so worried over the "hitting" deal. He knows I'm crazy about him. It's actually surprising to find out that I'm the romantic one in your universe. It's usually (here at least) that Eric's the closet romantic. Cartman: GOD DAMMIT! I'M NOT! Kyle: Dude, he totally sang for me once (I don't know about your Cartman, but this one can SING, and I mean sing). Cartman: STOP TELLING PEOPLE SHIT!

Aww... he sang for you? That's sweet, dude. I know I don't come across as the romantic type, at least with him, but... Fuck, I dunno. Love is weird.

i can fuckin sing yea

i wouldnt fuckin sing some cheesy ass love song tho

You don't need to. He actually has done some romantic things for me himself. Little things... random kisses and hugs, rubbing my back, shit like that. Y'know.

im just tryin to get in ur pants, dont fag it up

Whatever helps you sleep at night, tubby.

How would you two feel if you woke up and found out Kenny was your long lost son?

:1

Kyle: You think sitting on me is bad? Try having your fatass boyfriend take you to a Pro Nazi Museum on your birthday!!! Cartman: What? Jews don't have a sense of humour. Kyle: At least we fight to get the steam out, but we also have angry sex. Lots of steam built up, I guess. You know what they say, "Guys after a fist fight are the best of friends". Totally true. Cartman: He's taken after me too. He fucked up this kid so bad he went to a mental institution. Kyle: He was bullying Ike!! -askkyman

Well, yeah, I understand getting steam out, that's what the sex is for. I just... I dunno, I don't wanna hit him.

u kno, the anger does build up tho, u have rly fucked some kids up when you cant hit me

And you do the same. Better that way, right?

yea, yea, i fuckin love u

Love you too. But, damn, other Kyle. A mental institution for fucking with Ike? I'm impressed. Insanely so. I wonder if I'm capable of that...

I'm not into Astrology too much till I start looking this stuff up.. The reason I was looking it up really is cuz my girlfriend's a Scorpio and I was looking to see if Gemini and Scorpio are compatible. Much like you and Cartman, they're opposites, but they get along too. And Cartman, the lion is called Leo.. And "gay twins" are awesome~

Oh, yeah, I've heard of that. I would hope you and your girl get along, you seem like a really nice person.

leo w/e

better than gay twins

Cartman: Once a sneaky jew, always a sneaky jew in every dimension. Kyle: He doesn't shut up in this universe either. He keeps on pissing me off constantly. The only way I have handled it so far is to beat the shit out of him. Cartman: YOU ACT LIKE YOU ALWAYS WIN!! Kyle: I DO!!! The only time this fatass has EVER won a fight with me, fist and in bed, is when he sits on me! It's like having a baby elephant sit on you! God dammit, that hurts!! Does that asshole over there ever do that to you?

He sits on you? I guess mine never does that because we don't really... fist fight anymore. We just have a lot of angry sex.

ngl, kyles a beast in bed

Damn straight.

its p. kewl tho, its worth it just 2 see him lose his shit and try his hardest to fuck me up

hes taking after me, its so sweet :')

Oh, shut up, asshole. I just like making you cry like the little bitch you are.

o? then why do you 'make love' 2 me too?

This conversation is over.

So Kyle, because I'm the one that likes to look things up, I found out a few days back that your zodiac sign is Gemini. Since I like talking to you both so much, I wanted to see what you'd say if I told you I'm also a Gemini.

Oooh, really? Well, I'm not that into Astrology but that is pretty neat. I guess that means we can identify with each other?

im a fuckin lion or some shit

way cooler than some gay twins

Kyle: It's a HUGE turn-off. You have no idea. Cartman: So in that universe, Kyle lets you type how you want and you still get some? Kyle: Apparently, but you're in this universe, asshole. Cartman: Ugh, whatever. And, fuck yeah! We're fucking sex gods! Kyle: *rolls eyes* -askkyman

Hey, I let him get away with a few things, then hold it against him when he wants something. It tends to work out.

ur such a fuckin sneaky joo my god

And you still type like a retard. *rolls eyes* So, other Kyle, what have you managed to do with your Cartman? I can't even get mine to stop harassing people unless I beg, it's ridiculous.

ey! dont talk about me like im some untrained fuckin dog!

In a lot of ways, you are, fatass.

>.> Meh. I'm sorry for my friend's question. I told my friends that I would ask things for them.. So if there's any personal/awkward questions, they're my friends I swear..

Hey, no problem, we get freaky questions all the time. Ask away!

ask kyle the rly bad questions, its so funny when he gets all red n shit

Cartman: It's called, "Kyle's forcing me to be literate or I won't get any", punkass. Kahl!!!! Come look at this!!! Kyle: What.... did you make another blog? Cartman: No, this is an alternate universe, dumbass. Kyle: Holy shit, another one? Ah, dammit... I'm stuck with the fatass again!? Cartman: HEY!!! -askkyman

...holy shit that works

Of course it works.

but then our followers cant tell which is which

Then we'll do what these two did. They have the right idea.

ugh w/e

hey alternate cartman

ur lookin pretty good, no homo

Please stop being a narcissist, it's such a turn off.

Cartman: Woah, am I like high or some shit? Did I make another blog or something without knowing, or is this like some other alternate universe? -askkyman

ey WOW look at this faggot typin all fancy like u kyle

You know how to type too. You're just being a prick.

Uh, hello? Other... Cartman? Maybe this is some alternate universe. I wouldn't be surprised. Nothing is surprising anymore, honestly.

Haha. Fine, then you guys are awesome. Better, Cartman? Also, my friend wanted me to ask you guys this: Most Jews have to eat kosher right? Well, if a dick is a type of "meat", does that mean that a gay Jew has to suck off a kosher dick? *not my question so don't blame me*

Hey, as fat as Cartman is, he's not pork. Pork and shellfish are Jewish no-nos, not all meat.

So, technically, his meat is fine.

If not, I'm going to hell, but I think I am either way at this point.

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