Don't go in the basement

Welcome to CHAANK Corporation's website! (this askblog is mostly dead, but you can and should tell me all about your Death Machine feels via my main @flashbic! )

[flashbic]

Today I realized how much I miss your blog and wanted to make sure if everything's alright. How are you? :D

Hey there Anon! i feel like this was probably meant for the AskCHAANKCorp askblog, since i’m still pretty active on my main? i keep lots of really fond memories of the sideblog, but… i’m afraid i just don’t really have the attention span for it these days. i might come back to it eventually, but right now it’s not really in the plans.

You can still find lots of Death Machine-related ramblings on my main blog though, i haven’t left the fandom at all. i’m always careful to tag all of it, so it’s pretty easy to find :) There’s still lots of fanarts and screaming about ships happening and (bonus!) other people involved in the fandom too!

[askchaankcorp]

“I hear they’re called @karvolf these days. What kind of bullshit name is that supposed to be, uh?”

[askchaankcorp]

Dante often does nice things. When he's not completely invading my personal space and being fucking creepy, he can sometimes even be useful. He'll keep an eye on whatever John and Scott and the other executives are doing, and most of the time he'll let me know what they're up to.

Surprisingly, he stopped hiding microphones in my office after I told him to stop, so that's good I suppose, even though I still haven't managed to get him to stop hacking the surveillance cams. Recently he also stopped sending mass emails to all the employees with links to weird porn videos, which was a relief. Now he's just sending them to Scott for some reason... I wouldn't say I'm happy about it, but, y'know, it's not me for once, so I don't complain too much.

But no, he hasn't done anything that would make me hug him. Look, I don't care if he seems to mean well most of the time (which, honestly, I don't think he does). I'm not touching him with a ten foot pole. You want to know why?

You really want to?

[askchaankcorp]

Sheesh, Anon, can you be more condescending?

[askchaankcorp]

Someone’s protesting a little too much.

[askchaankcorp]

[askchaankcorp]

Really, Anon, what do you know about having a girlfriend, uh? Have you even ever had a girlfriend?

Psh. Yeah. That’s what I thought.

[askchaankcorp]

“He’s been giving me framed pictures of John for the last two years, so it’s not like the gift is exactly going to be a surprise...”

[flashbic]

Merry Christmas from the Humanist Alliance :D

[askchaankcorp]

((That one’s been in the inbox for a ridiculously long time, and i still laugh everytime i read it.))

[flashbic]

i spent a lot more time of this than i should’ve.

werewolves!

[askchaankcorp]

“There’s a reason we almost never have women working near the basement and the labs, unfortunately…”

[askchaankcorp]

>:P

[askchaankcorp]

I can play that game too, Anon. >:C

[askchaankcorp]

@kiddthemaniac

((...i’ve just been lazy, tbh. D:))

[askchaankcorp]

((Hello, fellow Death Machine fans~

While I don’t have an actual new blog post to show you right now, I thought some of you might be interested to know that I have recently acquired an actual copy of the movie’s script! I’ve been posting a lot of photos of various pages on my personal blog. If you want to take a look, all of the have been tagged properly, so you can look at them here!

If there is any scene you want to see pictures of, feel free to send me an ask here or on my personal blog :D))

[askchaankcorp]

They’re mostly horror and thrillers, but you should be able to find pretty much every genre you can think of if you look for a while, really.