Ask Crack!Viggo

Ask Blog Based on my Fanfic I made lmao

[askcrackviggo]

I made this shit but there's some rules

No overly sexual asks, this is common knowledge but I myself am not comfortable with it.

This isn't a rp blog, but that may change depending on how this goes.

Plain white text is gonna be ooc, and purple italic is in character

Please, for the love of fucking Thor, do not be asking me about vigcup or ships EXCEPT for kroggo (unless specified) they make me extremely uncomfortable

Last but not least, please, do get chaotic :3

Some info first, he is based off of an au from a fanfiction I wrote. I thought it'd be hilarious to make him react to other things given how he acts in the au so, just have fun :3

[curdled-blood]

Ryker said he wanted to wear toothless as a hat and now I want to draw him wearing a light fury hat

[curdled-blood]

Can someone peer pressure me plz

[askcrackviggo]

FUCKING DO IT!!!! DON'T BE A PUSSY!!!!

[bluewolforchid]

Omg imagine you're this 30/40 something year old guy with an extremely successful dragon hunting empire and everyone is terrified of you and don't even dare to rebel against you but your worst enemy is some random skinny 18 year old with an obsession with lizards and builds stuff.

[askcrackviggo]

Well fuck you too.

[bzhbzh]

Do you remember that game or challenge with birds and the characters that were associated with them? Well, I think I've found a bird that fits Viggo perfectly (they're the same for me, I swear)

[askcrackviggo]

First of all, FUCK you.

[blood-gutz-goreee]

Yk I feel like my headcanons for Viggo are a little wacky for him.

Then I remember he's related to tuffnut and Ruffnut.

"Would own and use guns" yes. Yes he would.

HES RELATED TO THEM????

but yea, i have wacky headcannons for Viggo and Ryker (they’re rlly close but still bicker, Viggo was mostly just out of his mind when he killed Ryker, but it ate him alive until he died)

[cujokroggo]

I headcanon Viggo suffers from schizophrenia and psychosis from potential addiction to substances and childhood trauma, so it would make sense if he just slowly lost it over time

Also yes, Ryker mentions a cousin named Lars#2, and the twins mention an uncle name Lars. I feel like this implies Uncle Lars is Cousin Lars' father making Viggo and Ryker the twins' cousins *sob*

[blood-gutz-goreee]

OH MY GOD I NEVER CONNECTED THAT

also, i’m glad not only my version of Viggo is traumatized lmfaooo

[cujokroggo]

I love putting trauma in fictional villains to justify their mindset.

I have lots of regular headcanons too like how Viggo once said he was pro choice because of Hiccup.

[blood-gutz-goreee]

HELPPPP THATS SO FUNNY

[cujokroggo]

Also in one au Viggo lives and Valka saves him, only for him to accidentally rizz her up after Stoick died and hiccup finds them both so Viggo's just "I CAN'T EVER ESCAPE YOU!!"

[blood-gutz-goreee]

HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THAT

[askcrackviggo]

Milfs and talons should've been canon bc Viggo would 100% bag Hiccup's mother to piss him off like "you cant hurt me your mom needs her teddy bear."

[zouskon-deactivated20250804]

RACE TO THE DRAMA!

original

[ziggityzigg]

RACE TO THE DRAMA🔥🔥🔥

[askcrackviggo]

Go fuck yourself! 🔥🔥🔥

[annamatix]

okay i have to say it. i have to.

viggo's scar

made him hotter.

[askcrackviggo]

LEAVE ME ALONE!

[ziggityzigg]

Johann is Aroace btw

[askcrackviggo]

Still stole my fucking money.

[askrykergrimborn]

I didn't learn how to read until I was in my 20s

[askcrackviggo]

I could've guessed that, ass.

[askdragobludvist]

Ba baaa baaa baa baaa!

- @berksheep

Who is this sheep and why are they rising to me!? I am Drago Bludvist! I won’t be bested by a meal! I will take your clover of hope and your sheep and have them for dinner!

[ask-grimmel-the-grisly]

Drago.. it’s sheep.

[askdragobludvist]

Grimmel…this is no mere sheep…it struck me with lasers!

[askcrackviggo]

Fuck you, BITCH.

[askrykergrimborn]

Few weeks ago someone gave me an entire sack of candle wax on the house. Couldn't tell ye what they were on. I'm not complaining, though. Candles are nice. I should carve some more moulds for 'em...

[askcrackviggo]

STOP BEING A COWARD AND FUCKING EAT IT!

[duoatomica]

Get kittyfied loser

[askcrackviggo]

GO FUCK YOURSELF.

[duoatomica]

Why he shaped like a pug

[ziggityzigg]

He looks like he’s gonna beat me up for absolutely nothing

[duoatomica]

Who said he wont

[askcrackviggo]

You're ALL uninvited to my birthday party

[ziggityzigg]

This can be romantic partners, friends, bestfriends, or whatever idc

[askcrackviggo]

I've never seen something more accurate in my fucking life.

[askcrackviggo]

I'd fuck Valka but I'd take her to dinner first. I may be a cracked psychotic mother fucker (literally) but I'll be damned if a woman isn't respected around me.

[askcrackviggo]

Your literally so cringe.

And you're* literally my stepchild now with how many times I've had sex with both your mom and your divorced deadbeat dad.

Have you ever had sex? Fuckin great, you should crawl out from your sewers and try it.

Quit being a bitch to people when you're so illiterate even my methhead ass can spell better than you.

[jax-arts]

Da boysss  🫶

[askcrackviggo]

no manwhoring my way out of this one