Jason, is Cain "sick" as well or anything? Please be fine. Keep updating the log, surely you'll make it out. I hope.
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The Skeld : Crew 021 - Log date 02/21/47
Reporting : Officer Red; Jason; Security
Holy shit it actually fuckin worked!
If only lime could see us now! Poor guy tried everything for months until he disappeared.
Black isn't sick. At least not from what purple tells us. Those two are attached to the hip at this point, except when black goes into the deeper levels.
Purple obviously cares for black, even tries to go down with him but he doesn't let her. Fuckin lovebirds honestly. Half of our crew could be dead and they are just acting all lovey-dovey and shit.
I mean I can't blame them, for all we know we could die at any moment
We're fucked if white disappears, we tried to understand how oxygen works but white can't explain shit worth a damn.
Honestly, I don't know what Brown was sick with. We thought it might've been contagious but Pink stated it wasn't so we were safe from a miniature pandemic in the ship. Turns out it didn't fuckin matter cause some divine power decided to pick us off one by one anyways!
Sorry this log isn't as organized like it should be, standard is bullshit at this point anyways.
Officers currently accounted for
Officer Purple; Koka; Reactor
Officer Black; Cain; Electrical
Officer Green; [Redacted]; Medical
Officer Red; Jason; Security
Officer White; Daniel; Oxygen/Waste
Officer Orange; Jacob; Weapons
Officer Yellow; Conna; Navigation
We should get to the exoplanet in the next few days if we keep up this speed.