I ship with Joker because: 1) You two have the same warped sense of humor (I will admit you are much nicer than he is) 2) it's funny that he scares you every time he appears 3) THIS IS PAYBACK FOR THE SAMURAI JACK-OFF VIDEO A FEW WEEKS AGO!
“Why, Monsieur S, what a delightful compliment for you! How lovely!”
oh my god
“We do have similar senses of humor, don’t we? Of course, yours is just a bit lacking in terms of a flair for the sadistic, by comparison…”
oh my god
“Oooh, perhaps we could take in a picture together? Something light and comical, like A Serbian Film. Or Funny Games. Or Requiem for a Dream…”
OH MY GOD
“Yes, yes, dear. I’m standing right here, and while I appreciate the compliments, you really shouldn’t be taking my name in vain like that. At least save those exclamations for when we’re at home after the movie-”
[NOTE: THE MANAGEMENT IS STOPPING THIS SEQUENCE BEFORE IT DEGENERATES INTO SOMETHING EVEN MORE DISTASTEFUL THAN IT ALREADY IS.]
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