Friedrich's shitpost

She/He/They | 20+ years old | Kinda dead | Art by @memoirsofphaengoryaofficial / @sprinklesinmyleftventricle DNI list: degens, TERFs, queerphobes (ESPECIALLY) fascists/nazis/neos/zionists

[paketfriedpaper]

God has let me live another day and I'm about to make it everyone's problem

Hi, my name is Friedrich, but I also go by name like Alistair, Paket or Doc, you can choose the one you like the most. You can use she/he/they pronauns for me, I personally use he/him for myself.

I'm 20+ years old aroace graphic design student that like anime, manga, games, horror and fantasy stuff, minerals, 18-20 centuries aesthetics and history and much more.

My fave Hellsing character is Doc and Millennium in lesser state. Also very big fan of Mina Harker and parent of bunch of background characters.

IMPORTANT CLARIFICATIONS + DNI LIST:

I like problematic characters and problematic ships, BUT I don't support real life abuse. I also DO NOT accept pedophilia, zoo and necrophilia. If you're into this shit, stay away from me.

If you are a fachist/nazi/neo/etc, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BLOG. The fact that I like Millennium characters DOESN'T MEAN that I support you and your views you freaks.

I don't raise the topic of current world events in my blog because of my mental state, but this doesn't mean that I support actions of Russia and Israel, they do terrible things. Please understand that.

This is not explicitly NSFW blog because I don't really make this stuff myself, but I may reblog some 18+ things from time to time. If you're a minor or just don't like this stuff, keep this in mind if you want to interact with my blog. Also please don't act weird. I may be an adult who doesn't mind 18+ things, but that doesn't mean that you're is allowed to behave as you please. Especially don't act weird or try to talk on 18+/NSFW topics with me if you are a minor, otherwise I will block you, it would be best for all involved.

My main fandom is anime/manga Hellsing (almost all iterations + original Bram Stoker's Dracula), but I also like other media, like:

Memoirs of Phaengorya (setting by @sprinklesinmyleftventricle / @memoirsofphaengoryaofficial)

Ib (RPG horror game)

collinlock16 verse

Argai: The Prophecy (my childhood fixation)

Spyro The Dragon series

Transformers: Prime

SCP Foundation (one of two The Factory/Dr. Wondertainment enjoyers)

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Daniel Mullins Games verse (Pony Island, The Hex, Inscryption)

Houseki no Kuni (aka Land of Lustrous)

Steven Universe

Dead Cells

Darkest Dungeon

Fear and Hunger (both games)

Team Fortress 2 (not a player, but I like comics and lore in general)

Undertale and Deltarune

The Elder Scrolls (Skyrim as main)

Minecraft

Naruto

Tokyo Ghoul

Signalis

The Backwater Gospel (this is probably such an obscure shit but it's literally my most favorite shortfilm of all times-)

Also my English is sucking ass, it's not my first language, sorry for that-

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[rattprince]

Ohoho I wonder what this snake could possibly be called? what majestic name did they come up with for such a creature?

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[randomanimaloftheday]

Day 256#: Hump-Nosed Pit Viper

Today's animal of the day is the Hump-Nosed Pit Viper (Hypnale hypnale)!

Photo credit: Yuwaraj Gurjar

Also known as Merrem's or the Oriental hump-nosed viper, this species of snake can be found in the rainforests of the Indian Peninsula as well as Sri Lanka. They typically grow to around one or two feet long and have a grayish coloration with light brown mottling and a doublerow of dark brown spots. They have wide heads with an upturned snout that ends in a hump, hence their name. The tips of their tails are usually yellow or red in color.

Photo credit: Daniel Liepack

They are primarily nocturnal, but can also usually be found basking near streams during the early mornings. They typically spend the day hiding in bushes, fallen logs, under rocks, or in areas with lots of fallen leaves, since their coloration makes it easy for them to blend in with them. They are ambush predators that will sit and wait for prey to venture close enough for them to strike. Sometimes, they use their red or yellow tail tips to lure in prey by wiggling them around in order to trick other animals into thinking it is a worm. Their diet consists mostly of geckos, skinks, frogs, and small rodents. Like all pit vipers, they have special heat-sensitive pits on their faces that help sense changes in temperature so they can sense where their prey is in the dark of the night.

Photo credit: Sakuntha Shehara

When threatened, these snakes will flatten their bodies and vibrate their tails as a warning to would-be predators not to get any closer. However, since they are so good at camouflaging against the forest floor, they're often accidentally stepped on by people, which means that they end up biting a lot of people. This species has the highest amount of recorded bites of any snake in Sri Lanka, and if left untreated for several hours, its venom can cause symptoms such as coagulopathy, kidney failure, and even death.

Photo credit: kalyanvarma on iNaturalist

Like most pit vipers, the hump-nosed pit viper is ovoviparous, meaning that the eggs develop inside the females' bodies and they give birth to live young. The birthing season usually takes place from March to July, and litter sizes can range from 4 to up to 17 babies! These newborns are typically between 5 to 5.7 inches long and are usually a darker color than the adults.

[randomanimaloftheday]

Day 327#: Rough Green Snake

Today's animal of the day is the Rough Green Snake (Opheodrys aestivus)!

Photo credit: Jake Scott

This species of nonvenomous snake can be found throughout the southeastern region of North America, from the southernmost part of New Jersey all the way down to northern Mexico. They are sometimes also called grass snakes or green grass snakes, though these are also commonly used names for the smooth green snake (Opheodrys vernalis) and the grass snake (Natrix natrix). Despite all three of these snakes being members of the Colubrid family, the rough and smooth green snakes are not closely related to the grass snake, which is native to Europe.

Photo credit: Jrw1203

The dorsal scales of the rough green snake are keeled, which gives them a rough texture, hence their name. While their common name is pretty self-explanatory, their genus name comes from the Greek words ophios and drys, which mean "snake" and "tree", respectively. Their species name, aestivus, is Latin for "summer", in reference to their bright green coloration that resembles the lush green color of leaves during the summer months. This coloration helps them to blend in amongst the foliage to hide from predators. Because of this, they prefer to live in areas with lots of dense vegetation, as well as in areas close to water, like along riverbanks and lakeshores. That way, if they do end up getting spotted by a predator, they can escape into the water and swim away.

Photo credit: Laura Keene

Rough green snakes are pretty small compared to other snakes, around 45 3/4 inches long, and have very thin bodies. Their small size helps them to easily climb up high into the forest canopy, and also helps them to blend in better, but it also limits what kind of prey they can eat. Their diet mostly consists of insects, spiders, snails, and other invertebrates, though they have been observed occasionally snatching up small tree frogs. They especially like grasshoppers and crickets, which make up a fairly decent portion of their diet. Unlike most snakes, they hunt during the day and will stalk the tree branches for whatever they can fit inside their mouths. When they find their prey, they will lunge and then crush whatever they've caught in their jaws instead of constricting it as some other snakes do. Their jaws are actually surprisingly strong for a snake of their size, which helps them crush the hard exoskeletons of arthropods.

Photo credit: Jacob Saucier

Rough green snakes are completely nonvenomous and very rarely bite when provoked, since their main lines of defense are to remain camouflaged amongst the trees or to slither away when caught. These snakes are often preyed upon by birds and other species of larger snakes, like the eastern racer and eastern king snake. They are also small enough to rarely get caught in the webs of giant golden silk orb-weaver spiders! Since everything wants to eat these little green noodles, they rely heavily on the dense vegetation of their homes and become very stressed whenever people remove said vegetation, especially near waterways.

Photo credit: Jacob Jones

Other threats include: being hit by cars, consuming bugs that have been poisoned with pesticides, and being stolen from the wild by people who want to sell them as pets. They are considered one of the most exploited species of snakes in North America, with hundreds being collected from the wild each year. I know they're very cute, but if you do want to get one as a pet, then I recommend getting a captive-bred one (since it's probably going to be much more friendly and healthy than a wild-caught individual) or adopt a snake that needs to be rehomed for whatever reason. Leave the wild snakes in the wild.

Photo credit: Cristian Melendez

Also, here's a fun fact that I didn't really know where else to put in this post: these guys turn blue when they're dead. This is because after they die, the yellow pigments in their scales, which look green when combined with the blue pigments, deteriorate much faster than the blue ones do.

[randomanimaloftheday]

Day 285#: Blunt-Headed Tree Snake

Today's animal of the day is the Blunt-Headed Tree Snake (Imantodes cenchoa)!

Photo credit: Geoff Gallice

Also known as the fiddle-string snake, this species of arboreal snake can be found in the tropical rainforests of Mexico as well as both Central and South America. They can reach a maximum size of 4 ft 11 in long and are known for their long, slender bodies with comically large heads. Their eyes are also incredibly large compared to the rest of their bodies, and take up nearly 26% of their total head space. While this might look really goofy, it actually helps improve their vision significantly compared to other species of snakes, which are known for having very poor eyesight. Most other snakes rely mostly on their sense of smell as well as vibrations to detect predators and prey, but since the blunt-headed tree snake needs to be able to clearly see the branches of the trees it's climbing, they need to have better vision than the average snake. The slitted shape of its pupil even allows it to look down without moving its entire head, which most snakes are unable to do.

Photo credit: Max Hofmann

Blund-headed tree snakes are active mostly at night, which is another reason they need good eyesight, and will forage through the vegetation in search of prey. Their diet consists mostly of lizards, but they'll also often go after frogs and have been known to eat eggs when the opportunity presents itself. Females tend to be larger than males, meaning that they can take on larger prey. Size isn't the only difference between the sexes. In fact, the populations in the north and south actually seem to exhibit two very different types of sexual dimorphism. Northern males tend to have longer tails than southern males and both types of females, while southern females tend to have much larger heads.

Photo credit: Laurent Hesemans

These snakes are members of the Colubrid family, which also includes hognoses, garters, kingsnakes, and many other species of snakes. Like many of its cousins, the blunt-headed tree snake is technically venomous, but they are rear-fanged venomous instead of front-fanged. This is a useful adaptation when a good portion of your diet consists of frogs and toads, but it isn't really well-suited for injecting venom into humans, since it would require letting the snake chew on you for a good while before it could envenomate you. Luckily, even if you did let one chew on you, their venom is pretty mild, and they're not considered dangerous to humans.

[t34-mt]

2026 - Catamaran naron passport of a past CNPR researcher

[t34-mt]

2026 - Something I made, two different characters, both were contractors on Catamaran naron.

[unteriors]

Walter Street, Takapau, Hawke's Bay, New Zealand.

[maidthings]

[yoyosplayground]

source engine.

[astarlingdiscovery]

house flipper.

[dreamyexpertise]

sims 4.

[thepaleelf]

animal crossing new horizons

[sgt-shivers]

doom.

[despazito]

White bees!!

[potchatok-art]

I hope people understand

[softsoaps]

Introducing one of my main headworld sophont species, Bââk'tt (translating roughly to something like geyser-beast). They hail from a large mostly-frozen planet with country-sized pockets of land that are kept habitable by underground hot springs and geysers that act as an oasis and warm up the surrounding land enough to host vegetation. They're a largely nomadic species as well. Please please please ask me about them...

[t34-mt]

2026- More lasso pen work practice. Human maintenance radio tower maintenance worker and their silicon-based assistant. They're on break together. :-) Although they're not an sophont AI, people will very often anthropomorphise them and treat them like so, on account of humans being a very social species. Some built-in mannerisms are meant to make them more appealing and endearing, thus easier to project human aspects onto them. Since it also makes people who work with the silicon-based assistants very attentive to their care. It's not uncommon for people to argue they're alive in one way or another, even though the code says the opposite; the love given towards them makes them people on a social level.

Part of my future AU of Altuyur with humanity in the picture, as well as pilots and sophont AIs. The silicon is man-made.

[t34-mt]

2026 - First time I don't make a ref last minute for Art fight, wow He's set up

[lakemojave]

Happy Pride Month everyone! Remember 4 months ago when the CEO of this platform harassed and chased a trans woman off this website just for posting her transition timeline, then chased her to other social media platforms to continue harassing her, and threatened to call the FBI if she continued disputing the multiple dubious terminations of her blogs that did not violate tumblr's terms of service in any way? And despite tumblr staff insisting that the CEO was acting against their interests, the broad transmisogyny evident in the site's culture and moderation policy has still not been adequately addressed?

[lakemojave]

Remember that staff is continuing to nuke the blogs of trans women even after all of this. Remember this post when they call this site the queerest place on the internet again this month

[lakemojave]

It's 2 years later. It's gotten worse. Happy pride month.

[murrksss]

the sisters

[suspicious-scarecrow]

LDG requested by some users

the outfit under the cut

[okdannycragg]

Back in my Lesbian days years and years ago I had the honor of participating in the first issue of "That, But Lesbian" by @hattersarts. I chose Shrek of course. I wanted her to look almost unchanged. i am really proud of the hair i decided on, and of course the fat tits. Enjoy, my friends.