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[[Coughs in life has the mun busy and honestly I forgot about this

I gotta redo these dudes tbh, might do that before the end of the year...]]

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((Mun update: carpal tunnel has been a BITCH so I haven't been able to draw much, and my work has had weird schedules idjdjsje

((I'll try to get around to fleshing this blog out and giving it more substance soon!

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((Mun's carpal tunnel has been acting up hella bad due to work rip, but I've been planning out the other bots designs! Gotta,,, give my hand a break tho so no drawin or typing for the weekend

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-roxy just. sneaaaaaks behind him and boom her arms are around him from behind, a grin on her face- di-stri. hey. hi. guess what. where tf u been dick rider lol -for once, the cats have been left behind and its just her. thank fuck-

Ah, fuck. A wild Roxy has appeared sooner than expected. Roxy caught Dirk off guard, and almost made him spill his coffee.

"Hello Roxy, thank you for using the void window you dumped into my house instead of, you know, pulling up and knocking on the front door." Dirk set his coffee down, glancing across the room to the big ass void window in the corner. "I should cover that with a blanket. Do you think the same rules of shitty ghost movies apply here? If I cover it up will it just shut the portal off so you can no longer crawl through it like The Grudge?"

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(cont. from here)

She beamed and gave the big robot buddy a hug back. Yaaayy big robot hugs!! She missed this dude, he’s chill af.

“Figures B-bot would up and poof, hopefully he aint beatin’ up Jakey like old times lol.” Roxy stepped back, shrugging a little in response to his question. “I’ve been good! Cats are rowdy as always, Dirk’s lucky I left ‘em behind this time around t-b-h. They woulda cat-piled him to make him sleep by now.”

She sat down on a nearby chair, legs crossed underneath her. Roxy motioned towards the face mask absently. “Face still effed up, huh? How come Dirk hasn’t fixed it yet?”

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"It's probably a good thing that you didn't bring them. Captain Insomniac has been acting pissy for a few days now. He up an' all stopped answering my messages completely the other day, so I'm actually back a little bit earlier than expected." Sawtooth explained, standing back up.

"He's getting around to it, don't worry. I was the first one that got a remodel, and I fucked my face up on my own. Kid's been busy, he's already given SQ a remodel and he's in the process of getting Lil Seb done. I don't mind the wait, not like I'm plannin' any skinny dippin'." He snorted, throaty and mechanical from the back of this throat. His voice box was pretty fucked too, tbh.

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She snickered, looking out the window. “Where are the other dudes anyway? They all deserve hugs, a’int seen y’all in ages.” Roxy raised an eyebrow at his attempt at a snort, then swiftly moved over to him. “Voicebox fucked, too, huh? Yikes.”

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"Seb is currently in the computer, designing his body and shit. Sqaurewave should be around here somewhere, he mightve gone exploring." Sawtooth gave a nod. "Yeah. That that started glitching out shortly after my jaw got ripped off. Guess too many exposed wires and shit. It doesn't hurt, though. Cuz ya know. No pain receptors and shit. You squishy puppets can keep all that jazz."

"Want some food? I should get something started before Dirk hops out and tries to jet back to working. Aint got much, need to drag him out to grocery shop sometime soon, but I could make ramen or grilled cheese or whatever."

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“Oh hell yeah, anything’s good with me bro.” Roxy poked his metal tummy...for really no particular reason. “If y’all need actual foodstuffs tho, I can nyoom back to my place and get some’th’.” Roxy, use words properly. She poked her head into the bathroom, blinking at the steam. “Yo Stri-butt. Sawtooth’s gon’ make some food, whatchya want?” Why, Roxy. Why must you fake-bully your moirail so. Come on.

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Oh, He Is Poked. That's fine. "Nah. That'll just give him another reason to not leave the house. NEET motherfucker needs vitamin D, and in more ways than one." Haha. ST's got jokes, he snickers at himself, but it makes him sound like a 1960's refrigerator that's about to explode.

Dirk was drying his hair now, dressed in his normal lounge wear. He wasn't wearing his glasses, though. "I don't care. Anything is fine."

+1Hygiene, he no longer looks as grungy and just looks tired.

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She blew a raspberry at Dirk at that. “Blehhh you’re no fun when you’re grumpy. It’s either ramen or grilled cheese or some’th. This is your place, you pick.” Roxy liked him with his shades off, has probably mentioned to him multiple times only to have him put them on. This time she’ll keep it to herself, but the smile on her face is mention enough. However... “Keep your hair down. It’s smexier like that. ‘Sides, a’int like you got anyone to impress, I’ve seen it aaaaall at this point.” R o x y.

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"No. It's in the way." Dirk rolled his eyes, taking a moment to pull his hair back. A low ponytail would be enough to keep it out the way. "I mean. Weird flex, but okay. Pervert. I'm getting coffee, want some?"

ST headed off to the kitchen, immediately going for the cabinets. Time to steal all of the regular coffee so Dirk has to suffer with decaf. No more caffeine for the insomniac bastard, he's gotta take some chill time.

Before Dirk entered, ST shoves the regular coffee into his hoodie.

Inconspicuous as shit. Stealthily motherfucker. The robot is just in here vibing and looking for food for the two, nothing more.

ST: Since you're probably going to just go for ramen, Dirk, I'm going to make it.

ST: Gotta add the veggies and all that shit.

"Sure, sure." Dirk was fine with that. He rummaged through the cabinets for a bit, raising an eyebrow at the decaf coffee. "...I guess coffee is getting added to the store list."

[askcyborgdirk]

-roxy just. sneaaaaaks behind him and boom her arms are around him from behind, a grin on her face- di-stri. hey. hi. guess what. where tf u been dick rider lol -for once, the cats have been left behind and its just her. thank fuck-

Ah, fuck. A wild Roxy has appeared sooner than expected. Roxy caught Dirk off guard, and almost made him spill his coffee.

"Hello Roxy, thank you for using the void window you dumped into my house instead of, you know, pulling up and knocking on the front door." Dirk set his coffee down, glancing across the room to the big ass void window in the corner. "I should cover that with a blanket. Do you think the same rules of shitty ghost movies apply here? If I cover it up will it just shut the portal off so you can no longer crawl through it like The Grudge?"

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(cont. from here)

She beamed and gave the big robot buddy a hug back. Yaaayy big robot hugs!! She missed this dude, he’s chill af.

“Figures B-bot would up and poof, hopefully he aint beatin’ up Jakey like old times lol.” Roxy stepped back, shrugging a little in response to his question. “I’ve been good! Cats are rowdy as always, Dirk’s lucky I left ‘em behind this time around t-b-h. They woulda cat-piled him to make him sleep by now.”

She sat down on a nearby chair, legs crossed underneath her. Roxy motioned towards the face mask absently. “Face still effed up, huh? How come Dirk hasn’t fixed it yet?”

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"It's probably a good thing that you didn't bring them. Captain Insomniac has been acting pissy for a few days now. He up an' all stopped answering my messages completely the other day, so I'm actually back a little bit earlier than expected." Sawtooth explained, standing back up.

"He's getting around to it, don't worry. I was the first one that got a remodel, and I fucked my face up on my own. Kid's been busy, he's already given SQ a remodel and he's in the process of getting Lil Seb done. I don't mind the wait, not like I'm plannin' any skinny dippin'." He snorted, throaty and mechanical from the back of this throat. His voice box was pretty fucked too, tbh.

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She snickered, looking out the window. “Where are the other dudes anyway? They all deserve hugs, a’int seen y’all in ages.” Roxy raised an eyebrow at his attempt at a snort, then swiftly moved over to him. “Voicebox fucked, too, huh? Yikes.”

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"Seb is currently in the computer, designing his body and shit. Sqaurewave should be around here somewhere, he mightve gone exploring." Sawtooth gave a nod. "Yeah. That that started glitching out shortly after my jaw got ripped off. Guess too many exposed wires and shit. It doesn't hurt, though. Cuz ya know. No pain receptors and shit. You squishy puppets can keep all that jazz."

"Want some food? I should get something started before Dirk hops out and tries to jet back to working. Aint got much, need to drag him out to grocery shop sometime soon, but I could make ramen or grilled cheese or whatever."

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“Oh hell yeah, anything’s good with me bro.” Roxy poked his metal tummy...for really no particular reason. “If y’all need actual foodstuffs tho, I can nyoom back to my place and get some’th’.” Roxy, use words properly. She poked her head into the bathroom, blinking at the steam. “Yo Stri-butt. Sawtooth’s gon’ make some food, whatchya want?” Why, Roxy. Why must you fake-bully your moirail so. Come on.

[askcyborgdirk]

Oh, He Is Poked. That's fine. "Nah. That'll just give him another reason to not leave the house. NEET motherfucker needs vitamin D, and in more ways than one." Haha. ST's got jokes, he snickers at himself, but it makes him sound like a 1960's refrigerator that's about to explode.

Dirk was drying his hair now, dressed in his normal lounge wear. He wasn't wearing his glasses, though. "I don't care. Anything is fine."

+1Hygiene, he no longer looks as grungy and just looks tired.

[askcyborgdirk]

-roxy just. sneaaaaaks behind him and boom her arms are around him from behind, a grin on her face- di-stri. hey. hi. guess what. where tf u been dick rider lol -for once, the cats have been left behind and its just her. thank fuck-

Ah, fuck. A wild Roxy has appeared sooner than expected. Roxy caught Dirk off guard, and almost made him spill his coffee.

"Hello Roxy, thank you for using the void window you dumped into my house instead of, you know, pulling up and knocking on the front door." Dirk set his coffee down, glancing across the room to the big ass void window in the corner. "I should cover that with a blanket. Do you think the same rules of shitty ghost movies apply here? If I cover it up will it just shut the portal off so you can no longer crawl through it like The Grudge?"

[ask-roxy-and-the-cat-army]

(cont. from here)

She beamed and gave the big robot buddy a hug back. Yaaayy big robot hugs!! She missed this dude, he’s chill af.

“Figures B-bot would up and poof, hopefully he aint beatin’ up Jakey like old times lol.” Roxy stepped back, shrugging a little in response to his question. “I’ve been good! Cats are rowdy as always, Dirk’s lucky I left ‘em behind this time around t-b-h. They woulda cat-piled him to make him sleep by now.”

She sat down on a nearby chair, legs crossed underneath her. Roxy motioned towards the face mask absently. “Face still effed up, huh? How come Dirk hasn’t fixed it yet?”

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"It's probably a good thing that you didn't bring them. Captain Insomniac has been acting pissy for a few days now. He up an' all stopped answering my messages completely the other day, so I'm actually back a little bit earlier than expected." Sawtooth explained, standing back up.

"He's getting around to it, don't worry. I was the first one that got a remodel, and I fucked my face up on my own. Kid's been busy, he's already given SQ a remodel and he's in the process of getting Lil Seb done. I don't mind the wait, not like I'm plannin' any skinny dippin'." He snorted, throaty and mechanical from the back of this throat. His voice box was pretty fucked too, tbh.

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She snickered, looking out the window. “Where are the other dudes anyway? They all deserve hugs, a’int seen y’all in ages.” Roxy raised an eyebrow at his attempt at a snort, then swiftly moved over to him. “Voicebox fucked, too, huh? Yikes.”

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"Seb is currently in the computer, designing his body and shit. Sqaurewave should be around here somewhere, he mightve gone exploring." Sawtooth gave a nod. "Yeah. That that started glitching out shortly after my jaw got ripped off. Guess too many exposed wires and shit. It doesn't hurt, though. Cuz ya know. No pain receptors and shit. You squishy puppets can keep all that jazz."

"Want some food? I should get something started before Dirk hops out and tries to jet back to working. Aint got much, need to drag him out to grocery shop sometime soon, but I could make ramen or grilled cheese or whatever."

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-roxy just. sneaaaaaks behind him and boom her arms are around him from behind, a grin on her face- di-stri. hey. hi. guess what. where tf u been dick rider lol -for once, the cats have been left behind and its just her. thank fuck-

Ah, fuck. A wild Roxy has appeared sooner than expected. Roxy caught Dirk off guard, and almost made him spill his coffee.

"Hello Roxy, thank you for using the void window you dumped into my house instead of, you know, pulling up and knocking on the front door." Dirk set his coffee down, glancing across the room to the big ass void window in the corner. "I should cover that with a blanket. Do you think the same rules of shitty ghost movies apply here? If I cover it up will it just shut the portal off so you can no longer crawl through it like The Grudge?"

[ask-roxy-and-the-cat-army]

(cont. from here)

She beamed and gave the big robot buddy a hug back. Yaaayy big robot hugs!! She missed this dude, he’s chill af.

“Figures B-bot would up and poof, hopefully he aint beatin’ up Jakey like old times lol.” Roxy stepped back, shrugging a little in response to his question. “I’ve been good! Cats are rowdy as always, Dirk’s lucky I left ‘em behind this time around t-b-h. They woulda cat-piled him to make him sleep by now.”

She sat down on a nearby chair, legs crossed underneath her. Roxy motioned towards the face mask absently. “Face still effed up, huh? How come Dirk hasn’t fixed it yet?”

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"It's probably a good thing that you didn't bring them. Captain Insomniac has been acting pissy for a few days now. He up an' all stopped answering my messages completely the other day, so I'm actually back a little bit earlier than expected." Sawtooth explained, standing back up.

"He's getting around to it, don't worry. I was the first one that got a remodel, and I fucked my face up on my own. Kid's been busy, he's already given SQ a remodel and he's in the process of getting Lil Seb done. I don't mind the wait, not like I'm plannin' any skinny dippin'." He snorted, throaty and mechanical from the back of this throat. His voice box was pretty fucked too, tbh.

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-roxy just. sneaaaaaks behind him and boom her arms are around him from behind, a grin on her face- di-stri. hey. hi. guess what. where tf u been dick rider lol -for once, the cats have been left behind and its just her. thank fuck-

Ah, fuck. A wild Roxy has appeared sooner than expected. Roxy caught Dirk off guard, and almost made him spill his coffee.

"Hello Roxy, thank you for using the void window you dumped into my house instead of, you know, pulling up and knocking on the front door." Dirk set his coffee down, glancing across the room to the big ass void window in the corner. "I should cover that with a blanket. Do you think the same rules of shitty ghost movies apply here? If I cover it up will it just shut the portal off so you can no longer crawl through it like The Grudge?"

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“Ffffffffuck no. I can just easily fly on back over here an’ turn that shit back on dummy.” She grabs the coffee mug from where he set it and drinks it like the friendly asshole she is. “How long you been sittin’ here, Dirky?” she asks, pulling off him, coffee still in hand. “Five hours, six? You’re eye’s already fucked, you gonna fuck it up more.”

[askcyborgdirk]

He paused, processing the question. There really was no right response to that,,, he had been here working on random shit for,,,,,,

A month at the least. Sawtooth and his other bots had been off doing bot things, gathering materials and other things for Dirk to work with. It's been about a week since he last saw them, though, so he had become completely absorbed in his projects.

"...I haven't been here too long," Dirk reassured, being an absolute dirty liar. "Why are you here? Not that I'm not glad to see you, it's just a surprise."

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She huffs, setting the mug down to cross her arms at him. “Dirk. Two things for ya. One: you’re a dirty fuckin’ liar when the hell was the last time you slept? Two:  I'm lonely and you need humans for once. I haven’t seen you in fuckin ever, you don’t text anymore. Jerk” Roxy takes two swift steps towards him and proceeds to flick the center of his forehead for good moirail-y measure.

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He was unphased by the flick, but he still rubbed his forehead. "It hasn't been that long, Roxy. You were hanging out with the others anyways, and I was doing my own thing."

Dirk had also lost track of time while he was working, but that was beside the point. "I've taken naps here and there. We don't technically need sleep, Roxy. I'll sleep when I'm done, I'm mostly waiting on Sawtooth and Lil' Seb to return with materials."

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She was silent for a good long minute, just staring at him. After the whole minute had passed, she sighed and proceeded to lean out of his front door.

“YO SAWTOOTH, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE. DIRKY-POO HERE HASN’T BEEN SLEEPIN’ NORMALLY, AND I’M HOLDING YOU RESPONSIBLE!”

Roxy nods to herself, then turned back to face Dirk. “You’re an idiot. I love you, but you’re an idiot. We may be gods ri’now, but we born human. You ain’t a robot, you need to sleep like a semi-normal person. For the love of fuck.”

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"Jokes on you, Sawtooth has been gone for a week collecting materials for me." Dirk leaned back in his chair, content.

That is, until he heard a loud crash from outside. Oh. Wow. Fuck him, I guess. Loud, clunky footsteps climbed the stairs outside, and not long after Roxy's exclamation a huge, lanky android crawled his way through the front door. Standing at a solid 9'11", donning a tattered hoodie and sweats, was Sawtooth. Despite the fact that the bot had his hoodie pulled up and his mask on, you can Sense the 'Ya done fucked up' in the air.

Before Dirk could even contemplate making a break for it, Sawtooth had gently snatched him up by the back of the shirt, holding him a few feet off the ground with one hand. He used his other hand to type out a message on his phone.

"Dirk," the monotone text to speech started, perfectly capturing the essence of disappointment that Sawtooth was experiencing. "What the fuck, man."

Sawtooth sighed; an unnecessary gesture, as he didn't have lungs. He held Dirk by the shirt collar like a cat being held by the nape of the neck.

"Roxy, you're an absolute bastard." Dirk just,,, :/. Let him work in peace, Jesus fucking christ.

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The absolute grin on Roxy’s face. Oh, this is priceless. “Get fuckin’ rekt, moron.” She snapped a picture on her phone of the scene, stifling a snicker. Ha, Dirk’s being held by Sawtooth like a kit bein’ held by a momma cat. It’s hilarious. And hella adorbs.

“Hiya Sawtooth~. How ya been, you gon’ gimme a hug or what?” Roxy picked up the coffee again, taking a long sip from it. Mmm coffee.

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"Hello, Roxy." Sawtooth types out, putting the phone away for a moment. He gives the Strider in his hand a full glance over, silent for a minute. He walks over to the bathroom door and just sets Dirk inside before pulling out his phone again. "Shower. Food. Sleep."

"Sawtooth, I'm a grown ass God, I don't need to sleep. I can function perfectly fine without it now-" Dirk was cut off by Sawtooth gently shutting the door in his face.

"Just because your body no longer requires it doesn't mean your brain can, dumbass. You have an hour to shower or I'm throwing all the shit I brought back into the ocean." Sawtooth remained at the door until he heard the water running, relaxing now as he went back to Roxy.

"It's good to see you, gal. I've been out exploring for the past few weeks, sorry. Brobot was supposed to be keeping tabs on Dirk, but it seems he had better things to do." Sawtooth rolled his eyes with a huff, then knelt down to give Roxy a proper hug. "How you been?"

[askcyborgdirk]

-roxy just. sneaaaaaks behind him and boom her arms are around him from behind, a grin on her face- di-stri. hey. hi. guess what. where tf u been dick rider lol -for once, the cats have been left behind and its just her. thank fuck-

Ah, fuck. A wild Roxy has appeared sooner than expected. Roxy caught Dirk off guard, and almost made him spill his coffee.

"Hello Roxy, thank you for using the void window you dumped into my house instead of, you know, pulling up and knocking on the front door." Dirk set his coffee down, glancing across the room to the big ass void window in the corner. "I should cover that with a blanket. Do you think the same rules of shitty ghost movies apply here? If I cover it up will it just shut the portal off so you can no longer crawl through it like The Grudge?"

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“Ffffffffuck no. I can just easily fly on back over here an’ turn that shit back on dummy.” She grabs the coffee mug from where he set it and drinks it like the friendly asshole she is. “How long you been sittin’ here, Dirky?” she asks, pulling off him, coffee still in hand. “Five hours, six? You’re eye’s already fucked, you gonna fuck it up more.”

[askcyborgdirk]

He paused, processing the question. There really was no right response to that,,, he had been here working on random shit for,,,,,,

A month at the least. Sawtooth and his other bots had been off doing bot things, gathering materials and other things for Dirk to work with. It's been about a week since he last saw them, though, so he had become completely absorbed in his projects.

"...I haven't been here too long," Dirk reassured, being an absolute dirty liar. "Why are you here? Not that I'm not glad to see you, it's just a surprise."

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She huffs, setting the mug down to cross her arms at him. “Dirk. Two things for ya. One: you’re a dirty fuckin’ liar when the hell was the last time you slept? Two:  I'm lonely and you need humans for once. I haven’t seen you in fuckin ever, you don’t text anymore. Jerk” Roxy takes two swift steps towards him and proceeds to flick the center of his forehead for good moirail-y measure.

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He was unphased by the flick, but he still rubbed his forehead. "It hasn't been that long, Roxy. You were hanging out with the others anyways, and I was doing my own thing."

Dirk had also lost track of time while he was working, but that was beside the point. "I've taken naps here and there. We don't technically need sleep, Roxy. I'll sleep when I'm done, I'm mostly waiting on Sawtooth and Lil' Seb to return with materials."

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She was silent for a good long minute, just staring at him. After the whole minute had passed, she sighed and proceeded to lean out of his front door.

“YO SAWTOOTH, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE. DIRKY-POO HERE HASN’T BEEN SLEEPIN’ NORMALLY, AND I’M HOLDING YOU RESPONSIBLE!”

Roxy nods to herself, then turned back to face Dirk. “You’re an idiot. I love you, but you’re an idiot. We may be gods ri’now, but we born human. You ain’t a robot, you need to sleep like a semi-normal person. For the love of fuck.”

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"Jokes on you, Sawtooth has been gone for a week collecting materials for me." Dirk leaned back in his chair, content.

That is, until he heard a loud crash from outside. Oh. Wow. Fuck him, I guess. Loud, clunky footsteps climbed the stairs outside, and not long after Roxy's exclamation a huge, lanky android crawled his way through the front door. Standing at a solid 9'11", donning a tattered hoodie and sweats, was Sawtooth. Despite the fact that the bot had his hoodie pulled up and his mask on, you can Sense the 'Ya done fucked up' in the air.

Before Dirk could even contemplate making a break for it, Sawtooth had gently snatched him up by the back of the shirt, holding him a few feet off the ground with one hand. He used his other hand to type out a message on his phone.

"Dirk," the monotone text to speech started, perfectly capturing the essence of disappointment that Sawtooth was experiencing. "What the fuck, man."

Sawtooth sighed; an unnecessary gesture, as he didn't have lungs. He held Dirk by the shirt collar like a cat being held by the nape of the neck.

"Roxy, you're an absolute bastard." Dirk just,,, :/. Let him work in peace, Jesus fucking christ.

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Post Game AU, Sawtooth

[[Drawing of Sawtooth, it reads:

Sawtooth!

*Android style!*

About Him:

-9'11"

-Now an Android!

-He's always busted up

-Currently, his bottom jaw is demolished, so he wears a face mask.

-Usually wears loose clothes and hoodies.

-In this AU he was made by Alpha Dave to watch over Dirk in his place. Over time, as Dirk gets older and as ST gets upgraded, the robot grows into a parental figure to Dirk.

-ST genuinely cares for Dirk, and will always protect him

**Side Note: He gets extremely jealous when other Guardians approach Dirk.**]]

Come and get to know more about Sawtooth! He can't speak at the moment, but he'll gladly type out responses to any inquiries!

[askcyborgdirk]

((Hmmmmm....debating on how to portray some of the bots. I could do full android designs for all, or keep them as chunky robots. Both are good, or I could do a mix...

~Crow

[askcyborgdirk]

-roxy just. sneaaaaaks behind him and boom her arms are around him from behind, a grin on her face- di-stri. hey. hi. guess what. where tf u been dick rider lol -for once, the cats have been left behind and its just her. thank fuck-

Ah, fuck. A wild Roxy has appeared sooner than expected. Roxy caught Dirk off guard, and almost made him spill his coffee.

"Hello Roxy, thank you for using the void window you dumped into my house instead of, you know, pulling up and knocking on the front door." Dirk set his coffee down, glancing across the room to the big ass void window in the corner. "I should cover that with a blanket. Do you think the same rules of shitty ghost movies apply here? If I cover it up will it just shut the portal off so you can no longer crawl through it like The Grudge?"

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“Ffffffffuck no. I can just easily fly on back over here an’ turn that shit back on dummy.” She grabs the coffee mug from where he set it and drinks it like the friendly asshole she is. “How long you been sittin’ here, Dirky?” she asks, pulling off him, coffee still in hand. “Five hours, six? You’re eye’s already fucked, you gonna fuck it up more.”

[askcyborgdirk]

He paused, processing the question. There really was no right response to that,,, he had been here working on random shit for,,,,,,

A month at the least. Sawtooth and his other bots had been off doing bot things, gathering materials and other things for Dirk to work with. It's been about a week since he last saw them, though, so he had become completely absorbed in his projects.

"...I haven't been here too long," Dirk reassured, being an absolute dirty liar. "Why are you here? Not that I'm not glad to see you, it's just a surprise."

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She huffs, setting the mug down to cross her arms at him. “Dirk. Two things for ya. One: you’re a dirty fuckin’ liar when the hell was the last time you slept? Two:  I'm lonely and you need humans for once. I haven’t seen you in fuckin ever, you don’t text anymore. Jerk” Roxy takes two swift steps towards him and proceeds to flick the center of his forehead for good moirail-y measure.

[askcyborgdirk]

He was unphased by the flick, but he still rubbed his forehead. "It hasn't been that long, Roxy. You were hanging out with the others anyways, and I was doing my own thing."

Dirk had also lost track of time while he was working, but that was beside the point. "I've taken naps here and there. We don't technically need sleep, Roxy. I'll sleep when I'm done, I'm mostly waiting on Sawtooth and Lil' Seb to return with materials."

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((Mun's at work and had the thought:

((Since Dirk lived off of packaged food and random ocean creatures he's yet to try most dishes. Headcannon that he can't handle spicy food and has the flavor pallet of a white suburban mom.

[askcyborgdirk]

((Another sketch of my boy before bed! Getting more comfortable with the new tablet I really tuck with it

-Crow

[askcyborgdirk]

About Dirk Page!

-Moirail is @ask-roxy-and-the-cat-army

-Askbox is open!

Info pages on his bots coming soon!!

[askcyborgdirk]

-roxy just. sneaaaaaks behind him and boom her arms are around him from behind, a grin on her face- di-stri. hey. hi. guess what. where tf u been dick rider lol -for once, the cats have been left behind and its just her. thank fuck-

Ah, fuck. A wild Roxy has appeared sooner than expected. Roxy caught Dirk off guard, and almost made him spill his coffee.

"Hello Roxy, thank you for using the void window you dumped into my house instead of, you know, pulling up and knocking on the front door." Dirk set his coffee down, glancing across the room to the big ass void window in the corner. "I should cover that with a blanket. Do you think the same rules of shitty ghost movies apply here? If I cover it up will it just shut the portal off so you can no longer crawl through it like The Grudge?"

[ask-roxy-and-the-cat-army]

“Ffffffffuck no. I can just easily fly on back over here an’ turn that shit back on dummy.” She grabs the coffee mug from where he set it and drinks it like the friendly asshole she is. “How long you been sittin’ here, Dirky?” she asks, pulling off him, coffee still in hand. “Five hours, six? You’re eye’s already fucked, you gonna fuck it up more.”

[askcyborgdirk]

He paused, processing the question. There really was no right response to that,,, he had been here working on random shit for,,,,,,

A month at the least. Sawtooth and his other bots had been off doing bot things, gathering materials and other things for Dirk to work with. It's been about a week since he last saw them, though, so he had become completely absorbed in his projects.

"...I haven't been here too long," Dirk reassured, being an absolute dirty liar. "Why are you here? Not that I'm not glad to see you, it's just a surprise."

[askcyborgdirk]

-roxy just. sneaaaaaks behind him and boom her arms are around him from behind, a grin on her face- di-stri. hey. hi. guess what. where tf u been dick rider lol -for once, the cats have been left behind and its just her. thank fuck-

Ah, fuck. A wild Roxy has appeared sooner than expected. Roxy caught Dirk off guard, and almost made him spill his coffee.

"Hello Roxy, thank you for using the void window you dumped into my house instead of, you know, pulling up and knocking on the front door." Dirk set his coffee down, glancing across the room to the big ass void window in the corner. "I should cover that with a blanket. Do you think the same rules of shitty ghost movies apply here? If I cover it up will it just shut the portal off so you can no longer crawl through it like The Grudge?"