Roxy and the Cat Army Ask us anything!

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[kankri]

rb if you were here before the february 2022 homestuck resurgence

[ask-roxy-and-the-cat-army]

(ahaha. aha. admin post)

good god golly! its been uh. months? almost a year? OOPS

anyway some updates uh turns out i’m the host of a system, and roxy our gal herself is the cohost and this was prolly the closest she could get to fronting when i was all unaware n shit. funny how shit turns out that way LOL

however, since october i’ve been frontstuck and everyone’s been M.I.A. so maybe hopping back on this acc for a bit might make at least some people return to front. hopefully

anywayyyy uh yea this acc is kinda sorta dead idk why im really posting here but -shrug- ah well

[thatneoncrisis]

dave calls rose out on coming dressed as her girlfriends mom at the halloween party and shes like shut up shut UP shut the FUCK up you like hanging out with karkat because hes a comforting authoritative male figure in your life who gives you structure and daves like woah ok

[doomsprites]

[askcyborgdirk]

-roxy just. sneaaaaaks behind him and boom her arms are around him from behind, a grin on her face- di-stri. hey. hi. guess what. where tf u been dick rider lol -for once, the cats have been left behind and its just her. thank fuck-

Ah, fuck. A wild Roxy has appeared sooner than expected. Roxy caught Dirk off guard, and almost made him spill his coffee.

"Hello Roxy, thank you for using the void window you dumped into my house instead of, you know, pulling up and knocking on the front door." Dirk set his coffee down, glancing across the room to the big ass void window in the corner. "I should cover that with a blanket. Do you think the same rules of shitty ghost movies apply here? If I cover it up will it just shut the portal off so you can no longer crawl through it like The Grudge?"

[ask-roxy-and-the-cat-army]

(continued again from here cuz it was gettin long again lol)

Roxy just snickered and followed after him. Damn, if only she saw ST hide the real coffee, she’d have some of that instead. “Nah, I ain’t gettin’ hooked on some’th’ else like before lol.” She hopped up on one part of the counter, watching ST cook. “Yo, Saw’, got any beef? Beef sounds good with ramen.” Roxy what would you know, you can’t cook worth shit. She hummed to herself for a moment, seeming to think about something.

[ask-roxy-and-the-cat-army]

hello. roxy. hi. hello. i love u /p

TG: <3 <3 <3 TG: idk who u are anon but ilu 2 :3

[sweetwitchcherryblossom-deactiv]

Hey. Don't support The Crowded Room. I don't care if Tom Holland is involved or not, Dissociative Identity Disorder (otherwise known as Multiple Personality Disorder, although that's an old diagnosis that doesn't even exist anymore) is a highly stigmitised mental disorder that is heavily linked to trauma, and media villianising the disorder is extremely harmful for systems everywhere. Don't give it your attention, don't give it your money. We do not need another Split.

Edit: Singlets (non-systems) have no right to talk over me, a system, here. Doing that will result in being blocked. You all may interact, but don't comment on it

[xenic-nd]

there is also a petition to stop the release of it!

http://chng.it/8HKNwBLPdv

[detectiveseapancake]

Read and spread this. Systems have to deal with so much ableism because singlets like to portray us as evil and use us for entertainment although we’re real people. We are not harming others, we are much more likely to be harmed by ableist fucks, the ignorance created by media like this and a lack of education. There are no “evil” alters that are serial killers and commit crimes and violence. We went through severe childhood trauma and now have to deal with the consequences while constantly being stepped on and having to hide our existence from others.

Please educate yourself, help spread awareness and turn to actual systems if you’d like to learn more. 

[askcyborgdirk]

-roxy just. sneaaaaaks behind him and boom her arms are around him from behind, a grin on her face- di-stri. hey. hi. guess what. where tf u been dick rider lol -for once, the cats have been left behind and its just her. thank fuck-

Ah, fuck. A wild Roxy has appeared sooner than expected. Roxy caught Dirk off guard, and almost made him spill his coffee.

"Hello Roxy, thank you for using the void window you dumped into my house instead of, you know, pulling up and knocking on the front door." Dirk set his coffee down, glancing across the room to the big ass void window in the corner. "I should cover that with a blanket. Do you think the same rules of shitty ghost movies apply here? If I cover it up will it just shut the portal off so you can no longer crawl through it like The Grudge?"

[ask-roxy-and-the-cat-army]

(cont. from here)

She beamed and gave the big robot buddy a hug back. Yaaayy big robot hugs!! She missed this dude, he’s chill af.

“Figures B-bot would up and poof, hopefully he aint beatin’ up Jakey like old times lol.” Roxy stepped back, shrugging a little in response to his question. “I’ve been good! Cats are rowdy as always, Dirk’s lucky I left ‘em behind this time around t-b-h. They woulda cat-piled him to make him sleep by now.”

She sat down on a nearby chair, legs crossed underneath her. Roxy motioned towards the face mask absently. “Face still effed up, huh? How come Dirk hasn’t fixed it yet?”

[askcyborgdirk]

"It's probably a good thing that you didn't bring them. Captain Insomniac has been acting pissy for a few days now. He up an' all stopped answering my messages completely the other day, so I'm actually back a little bit earlier than expected." Sawtooth explained, standing back up.

"He's getting around to it, don't worry. I was the first one that got a remodel, and I fucked my face up on my own. Kid's been busy, he's already given SQ a remodel and he's in the process of getting Lil Seb done. I don't mind the wait, not like I'm plannin' any skinny dippin'." He snorted, throaty and mechanical from the back of this throat. His voice box was pretty fucked too, tbh.

[ask-roxy-and-the-cat-army]

She snickered, looking out the window. “Where are the other dudes anyway? They all deserve hugs, a’int seen y’all in ages.” Roxy raised an eyebrow at his attempt at a snort, then swiftly moved over to him. “Voicebox fucked, too, huh? Yikes.”

[askcyborgdirk]

"Seb is currently in the computer, designing his body and shit. Sqaurewave should be around here somewhere, he mightve gone exploring." Sawtooth gave a nod. "Yeah. That that started glitching out shortly after my jaw got ripped off. Guess too many exposed wires and shit. It doesn't hurt, though. Cuz ya know. No pain receptors and shit. You squishy puppets can keep all that jazz."

"Want some food? I should get something started before Dirk hops out and tries to jet back to working. Aint got much, need to drag him out to grocery shop sometime soon, but I could make ramen or grilled cheese or whatever."

[ask-roxy-and-the-cat-army]

“Oh hell yeah, anything’s good with me bro.” Roxy poked his metal tummy...for really no particular reason. “If y’all need actual foodstuffs tho, I can nyoom back to my place and get some’th’.” Roxy, use words properly. She poked her head into the bathroom, blinking at the steam. “Yo Stri-butt. Sawtooth’s gon’ make some food, whatchya want?” Why, Roxy. Why must you fake-bully your moirail so. Come on.

[askcyborgdirk]

Oh, He Is Poked. That's fine. "Nah. That'll just give him another reason to not leave the house. NEET motherfucker needs vitamin D, and in more ways than one." Haha. ST's got jokes, he snickers at himself, but it makes him sound like a 1960's refrigerator that's about to explode.

Dirk was drying his hair now, dressed in his normal lounge wear. He wasn't wearing his glasses, though. "I don't care. Anything is fine."

+1Hygiene, he no longer looks as grungy and just looks tired.

[ask-roxy-and-the-cat-army]

She blew a raspberry at Dirk at that. “Blehhh you’re no fun when you’re grumpy. It’s either ramen or grilled cheese or some’th. This is your place, you pick.” Roxy liked him with his shades off, has probably mentioned to him multiple times only to have him put them on. This time she’ll keep it to herself, but the smile on her face is mention enough. However... “Keep your hair down. It’s smexier like that. ‘Sides, a’int like you got anyone to impress, I’ve seen it aaaaall at this point.” R o x y.

[ampervadasz]

[akanemaru]

引っぱらないで💢💢

[ask-roxy-and-the-cat-army]

Sketchy of your ro-lal! Got lazy halfway through lol

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(admin: aw hell yea bro i love this!!! ik u said u were drawin her but holyfuck this is amazing. much bless :D)

[askcyborgdirk]

-roxy just. sneaaaaaks behind him and boom her arms are around him from behind, a grin on her face- di-stri. hey. hi. guess what. where tf u been dick rider lol -for once, the cats have been left behind and its just her. thank fuck-

Ah, fuck. A wild Roxy has appeared sooner than expected. Roxy caught Dirk off guard, and almost made him spill his coffee.

"Hello Roxy, thank you for using the void window you dumped into my house instead of, you know, pulling up and knocking on the front door." Dirk set his coffee down, glancing across the room to the big ass void window in the corner. "I should cover that with a blanket. Do you think the same rules of shitty ghost movies apply here? If I cover it up will it just shut the portal off so you can no longer crawl through it like The Grudge?"

[ask-roxy-and-the-cat-army]

(cont. from here)

She beamed and gave the big robot buddy a hug back. Yaaayy big robot hugs!! She missed this dude, he’s chill af.

“Figures B-bot would up and poof, hopefully he aint beatin’ up Jakey like old times lol.” Roxy stepped back, shrugging a little in response to his question. “I’ve been good! Cats are rowdy as always, Dirk’s lucky I left ‘em behind this time around t-b-h. They woulda cat-piled him to make him sleep by now.”

She sat down on a nearby chair, legs crossed underneath her. Roxy motioned towards the face mask absently. “Face still effed up, huh? How come Dirk hasn’t fixed it yet?”

[askcyborgdirk]

"It's probably a good thing that you didn't bring them. Captain Insomniac has been acting pissy for a few days now. He up an' all stopped answering my messages completely the other day, so I'm actually back a little bit earlier than expected." Sawtooth explained, standing back up.

"He's getting around to it, don't worry. I was the first one that got a remodel, and I fucked my face up on my own. Kid's been busy, he's already given SQ a remodel and he's in the process of getting Lil Seb done. I don't mind the wait, not like I'm plannin' any skinny dippin'." He snorted, throaty and mechanical from the back of this throat. His voice box was pretty fucked too, tbh.

[ask-roxy-and-the-cat-army]

She snickered, looking out the window. “Where are the other dudes anyway? They all deserve hugs, a’int seen y’all in ages.” Roxy raised an eyebrow at his attempt at a snort, then swiftly moved over to him. “Voicebox fucked, too, huh? Yikes.”

[askcyborgdirk]

"Seb is currently in the computer, designing his body and shit. Sqaurewave should be around here somewhere, he mightve gone exploring." Sawtooth gave a nod. "Yeah. That that started glitching out shortly after my jaw got ripped off. Guess too many exposed wires and shit. It doesn't hurt, though. Cuz ya know. No pain receptors and shit. You squishy puppets can keep all that jazz."

"Want some food? I should get something started before Dirk hops out and tries to jet back to working. Aint got much, need to drag him out to grocery shop sometime soon, but I could make ramen or grilled cheese or whatever."

[ask-roxy-and-the-cat-army]

“Oh hell yeah, anything’s good with me bro.” Roxy poked his metal tummy...for really no particular reason. “If y’all need actual foodstuffs tho, I can nyoom back to my place and get some’th’.” Roxy, use words properly. She poked her head into the bathroom, blinking at the steam. “Yo Stri-butt. Sawtooth’s gon’ make some food, whatchya want?” Why, Roxy. Why must you fake-bully your moirail so. Come on.

[askcyborgdirk]

-roxy just. sneaaaaaks behind him and boom her arms are around him from behind, a grin on her face- di-stri. hey. hi. guess what. where tf u been dick rider lol -for once, the cats have been left behind and its just her. thank fuck-

Ah, fuck. A wild Roxy has appeared sooner than expected. Roxy caught Dirk off guard, and almost made him spill his coffee.

"Hello Roxy, thank you for using the void window you dumped into my house instead of, you know, pulling up and knocking on the front door." Dirk set his coffee down, glancing across the room to the big ass void window in the corner. "I should cover that with a blanket. Do you think the same rules of shitty ghost movies apply here? If I cover it up will it just shut the portal off so you can no longer crawl through it like The Grudge?"

[ask-roxy-and-the-cat-army]

(cont. from here)

She beamed and gave the big robot buddy a hug back. Yaaayy big robot hugs!! She missed this dude, he’s chill af.

“Figures B-bot would up and poof, hopefully he aint beatin’ up Jakey like old times lol.” Roxy stepped back, shrugging a little in response to his question. “I’ve been good! Cats are rowdy as always, Dirk’s lucky I left ‘em behind this time around t-b-h. They woulda cat-piled him to make him sleep by now.”

She sat down on a nearby chair, legs crossed underneath her. Roxy motioned towards the face mask absently. “Face still effed up, huh? How come Dirk hasn’t fixed it yet?”

[askcyborgdirk]

"It's probably a good thing that you didn't bring them. Captain Insomniac has been acting pissy for a few days now. He up an' all stopped answering my messages completely the other day, so I'm actually back a little bit earlier than expected." Sawtooth explained, standing back up.

"He's getting around to it, don't worry. I was the first one that got a remodel, and I fucked my face up on my own. Kid's been busy, he's already given SQ a remodel and he's in the process of getting Lil Seb done. I don't mind the wait, not like I'm plannin' any skinny dippin'." He snorted, throaty and mechanical from the back of this throat. His voice box was pretty fucked too, tbh.

[ask-roxy-and-the-cat-army]

She snickered, looking out the window. “Where are the other dudes anyway? They all deserve hugs, a’int seen y’all in ages.” Roxy raised an eyebrow at his attempt at a snort, then swiftly moved over to him. “Voicebox fucked, too, huh? Yikes.”

[davesprite-edits]

How does one…. draw.. lmao.

Rox for @fmafanby01 / @ask-roxy-and-the-cat-army

[ask-roxy-and-the-cat-army]

TG: ITS ME TG: ITS FCKIN ME AND MY BABEYS TG: HELL YEA MY DUDES :D :D :D :D :D (admin: i am. so so SO very happy with this dhsgdjghkj bless u i love them so fckin much ;u; ;u; this srsly made my day today thank youuuuuu)

[askcyborgdirk]

-roxy just. sneaaaaaks behind him and boom her arms are around him from behind, a grin on her face- di-stri. hey. hi. guess what. where tf u been dick rider lol -for once, the cats have been left behind and its just her. thank fuck-

Ah, fuck. A wild Roxy has appeared sooner than expected. Roxy caught Dirk off guard, and almost made him spill his coffee.

"Hello Roxy, thank you for using the void window you dumped into my house instead of, you know, pulling up and knocking on the front door." Dirk set his coffee down, glancing across the room to the big ass void window in the corner. "I should cover that with a blanket. Do you think the same rules of shitty ghost movies apply here? If I cover it up will it just shut the portal off so you can no longer crawl through it like The Grudge?"

[ask-roxy-and-the-cat-army]

(cont. from here)

She beamed and gave the big robot buddy a hug back. Yaaayy big robot hugs!! She missed this dude, he’s chill af.

“Figures B-bot would up and poof, hopefully he aint beatin’ up Jakey like old times lol.” Roxy stepped back, shrugging a little in response to his question. “I’ve been good! Cats are rowdy as always, Dirk’s lucky I left ‘em behind this time around t-b-h. They woulda cat-piled him to make him sleep by now.”

She sat down on a nearby chair, legs crossed underneath her. Roxy motioned towards the face mask absently. “Face still effed up, huh? How come Dirk hasn’t fixed it yet?”

[askcyborgdirk]

-roxy just. sneaaaaaks behind him and boom her arms are around him from behind, a grin on her face- di-stri. hey. hi. guess what. where tf u been dick rider lol -for once, the cats have been left behind and its just her. thank fuck-

Ah, fuck. A wild Roxy has appeared sooner than expected. Roxy caught Dirk off guard, and almost made him spill his coffee.

"Hello Roxy, thank you for using the void window you dumped into my house instead of, you know, pulling up and knocking on the front door." Dirk set his coffee down, glancing across the room to the big ass void window in the corner. "I should cover that with a blanket. Do you think the same rules of shitty ghost movies apply here? If I cover it up will it just shut the portal off so you can no longer crawl through it like The Grudge?"

[ask-roxy-and-the-cat-army]

“Ffffffffuck no. I can just easily fly on back over here an’ turn that shit back on dummy.” She grabs the coffee mug from where he set it and drinks it like the friendly asshole she is. “How long you been sittin’ here, Dirky?” she asks, pulling off him, coffee still in hand. “Five hours, six? You’re eye’s already fucked, you gonna fuck it up more.”

[askcyborgdirk]

He paused, processing the question. There really was no right response to that,,, he had been here working on random shit for,,,,,,

A month at the least. Sawtooth and his other bots had been off doing bot things, gathering materials and other things for Dirk to work with. It's been about a week since he last saw them, though, so he had become completely absorbed in his projects.

"...I haven't been here too long," Dirk reassured, being an absolute dirty liar. "Why are you here? Not that I'm not glad to see you, it's just a surprise."

[ask-roxy-and-the-cat-army]

She huffs, setting the mug down to cross her arms at him. “Dirk. Two things for ya. One: you’re a dirty fuckin’ liar when the hell was the last time you slept? Two:  I'm lonely and you need humans for once. I haven’t seen you in fuckin ever, you don’t text anymore. Jerk” Roxy takes two swift steps towards him and proceeds to flick the center of his forehead for good moirail-y measure.

[askcyborgdirk]

He was unphased by the flick, but he still rubbed his forehead. "It hasn't been that long, Roxy. You were hanging out with the others anyways, and I was doing my own thing."

Dirk had also lost track of time while he was working, but that was beside the point. "I've taken naps here and there. We don't technically need sleep, Roxy. I'll sleep when I'm done, I'm mostly waiting on Sawtooth and Lil' Seb to return with materials."

[ask-roxy-and-the-cat-army]

She was silent for a good long minute, just staring at him. After the whole minute had passed, she sighed and proceeded to lean out of his front door.

“YO SAWTOOTH, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE. DIRKY-POO HERE HASN’T BEEN SLEEPIN’ NORMALLY, AND I’M HOLDING YOU RESPONSIBLE!”

Roxy nods to herself, then turned back to face Dirk. “You’re an idiot. I love you, but you’re an idiot. We may be gods ri’now, but we born human. You ain’t a robot, you need to sleep like a semi-normal person. For the love of fuck.”

[askcyborgdirk]

"Jokes on you, Sawtooth has been gone for a week collecting materials for me." Dirk leaned back in his chair, content.

That is, until he heard a loud crash from outside. Oh. Wow. Fuck him, I guess. Loud, clunky footsteps climbed the stairs outside, and not long after Roxy's exclamation a huge, lanky android crawled his way through the front door. Standing at a solid 9'11", donning a tattered hoodie and sweats, was Sawtooth. Despite the fact that the bot had his hoodie pulled up and his mask on, you can Sense the 'Ya done fucked up' in the air.

Before Dirk could even contemplate making a break for it, Sawtooth had gently snatched him up by the back of the shirt, holding him a few feet off the ground with one hand. He used his other hand to type out a message on his phone.

"Dirk," the monotone text to speech started, perfectly capturing the essence of disappointment that Sawtooth was experiencing. "What the fuck, man."

Sawtooth sighed; an unnecessary gesture, as he didn't have lungs. He held Dirk by the shirt collar like a cat being held by the nape of the neck.

"Roxy, you're an absolute bastard." Dirk just,,, :/. Let him work in peace, Jesus fucking christ.

[ask-roxy-and-the-cat-army]

The absolute grin on Roxy’s face. Oh, this is priceless. “Get fuckin’ rekt, moron.” She snapped a picture on her phone of the scene, stifling a snicker. Ha, Dirk’s being held by Sawtooth like a kit bein’ held by a momma cat. It’s hilarious. And hella adorbs.

“Hiya Sawtooth~. How ya been, you gon’ gimme a hug or what?” Roxy picked up the coffee again, taking a long sip from it. Mmm coffee.

[askcyborgdirk]

-roxy just. sneaaaaaks behind him and boom her arms are around him from behind, a grin on her face- di-stri. hey. hi. guess what. where tf u been dick rider lol -for once, the cats have been left behind and its just her. thank fuck-

Ah, fuck. A wild Roxy has appeared sooner than expected. Roxy caught Dirk off guard, and almost made him spill his coffee.

"Hello Roxy, thank you for using the void window you dumped into my house instead of, you know, pulling up and knocking on the front door." Dirk set his coffee down, glancing across the room to the big ass void window in the corner. "I should cover that with a blanket. Do you think the same rules of shitty ghost movies apply here? If I cover it up will it just shut the portal off so you can no longer crawl through it like The Grudge?"

[ask-roxy-and-the-cat-army]

“Ffffffffuck no. I can just easily fly on back over here an’ turn that shit back on dummy.” She grabs the coffee mug from where he set it and drinks it like the friendly asshole she is. “How long you been sittin’ here, Dirky?” she asks, pulling off him, coffee still in hand. “Five hours, six? You’re eye’s already fucked, you gonna fuck it up more.”

[askcyborgdirk]

He paused, processing the question. There really was no right response to that,,, he had been here working on random shit for,,,,,,

A month at the least. Sawtooth and his other bots had been off doing bot things, gathering materials and other things for Dirk to work with. It's been about a week since he last saw them, though, so he had become completely absorbed in his projects.

"...I haven't been here too long," Dirk reassured, being an absolute dirty liar. "Why are you here? Not that I'm not glad to see you, it's just a surprise."

[ask-roxy-and-the-cat-army]

She huffs, setting the mug down to cross her arms at him. “Dirk. Two things for ya. One: you’re a dirty fuckin’ liar when the hell was the last time you slept? Two:  I'm lonely and you need humans for once. I haven’t seen you in fuckin ever, you don’t text anymore. Jerk” Roxy takes two swift steps towards him and proceeds to flick the center of his forehead for good moirail-y measure.

[askcyborgdirk]

He was unphased by the flick, but he still rubbed his forehead. "It hasn't been that long, Roxy. You were hanging out with the others anyways, and I was doing my own thing."

Dirk had also lost track of time while he was working, but that was beside the point. "I've taken naps here and there. We don't technically need sleep, Roxy. I'll sleep when I'm done, I'm mostly waiting on Sawtooth and Lil' Seb to return with materials."

[ask-roxy-and-the-cat-army]

She was silent for a good long minute, just staring at him. After the whole minute had passed, she sighed and proceeded to lean out of his front door.

“YO SAWTOOTH, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE. DIRKY-POO HERE HASN’T BEEN SLEEPIN’ NORMALLY, AND I’M HOLDING YOU RESPONSIBLE!”

Roxy nods to herself, then turned back to face Dirk. “You’re an idiot. I love you, but you’re an idiot. We may be gods ri’now, but we born human. You ain’t a robot, you need to sleep like a semi-normal person. For the love of fuck.”

[ask-roxy-and-the-cat-army]

Howdy Ro-Lal whats good how you been

TG: im goooooood anon thnx 4 askin! been chillin mostly idk TG: aint nuthin new in the world of me tbh TG: its spring at least lol