Darcy Lewis

Ask and/or RP blog for Darcy Lewis, BAMF-in-training, Expert in TASER-fu, iPod lover; Maker of Mischief. Currently working in S.H.I.E.L.D.'s legal and PR department--may Odin help us. In league with these beautiful mofos. I'm here to answer any and all questions and/or suggestions that tickle my fancy...so feel free to tickle.

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{Okay, so it's not really holiday-ee or pretty or what-have-you, but I tried putting a Santa hat on him two days ago--that backfired magnificently. Because this is a rather poo gift and late, you can also request a specific drawing from me!

Happy holidays, Peter-mun!

Darcy-mun}

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No contest, Grayface!

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whats the definition of a good friend in your opinion?

Darcy's Definition of a Good Friend*:

Someone who will hold your hair after a long night of drinking.

Someone who will hold your earrings when you really want to punch someone.

Someone who will keep you from doing those two stupid things above but will help you when you inevitably do so.

*Do not follow any advice on this blog unless it's out of character (OOC)...and even then, take it with a heavy dose of salt

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This Update Brought to You By the Word: Sass

and the phrase: Can't find my fucking tablet pen UGH.

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you know a lot of people think your basically Tonys daughter, whats your opinion on this?

If anything, I'm the older sister. I know, I know, Tony's older than dirt, but could you really see him as my father-figure? Nuh-uh, Sweetcakes.

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so which do you prefer, trick or treat?

I prefer both actually. Sometimes tricks can be treats, if you know what I mean!

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Still there D? Alive? Or did ya finally get kidnapped to be recued by a few hunks? *wink wink nudge nudge*

Boy, do I wish! Nope, just the same ol', same ol' around here...avoiding paperwork and Tony, the dude who is responsible for most of the paperwork. It's been a crazy coupla days trying to get everything ready for the camping trip. I blame Tony.

But then again most people do. ;)

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Devoting my weekend to actually updating this blog

I'm sorry. My life has been overtaken by Nick Fury.

I'm gonna update.

I'm gonna do it.

If I don't, feel free to punch me in the tit arm, okay?

--Darcy

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I come back from a little vacay to 12 questions! You all sure know how to make a girl feel wanted!

((I'll get to them, I swear. All of them. Gosh, I haven't drawn a Darcy ask in ages. Thank you so much, Anon(s). Let me love you!))

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[usedkarma]

“Yeah, We know Loki, we heard you the first 50 times you said that to us”

“You’ll be my first minion, Darcy Lewis and I’ll make you wear a pink uniform for your insolance.”

“Whatevs; I’ll rock that outfit.”

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Reblog if you want anonymous questions.

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I don’t know about you, but, man, the sexual tension between asksassystark and askagentmaria can be cut with a knife.

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miss lewis.

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Yeah, Stark? Got a burning need to confess something?

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I don't know about you, but, man, the sexual tension between asksassystark and askagentmaria can be cut with a knife.

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askdarcybamflewis replied to your post: its just me or you have a lot of sexual tension…

I…nope, I’m *not* touching this with a 10 foot pole. Darcy, out.

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Aaaand, ladies and gents, I'm out.

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reblog if your icon is a sex god from the high heavens

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Just like me, Darcy was also feeling the sexual tension between these two