One Dashing Motherfucker

Sup my name is Dave Strider and I'm a broke college kid from Texas. I'm 19, and studying Film Industries but I have a minor in Anthropology. I like punk rock style and music so you may see a fair bit of that here. My older brother is a smuppet freak and we don't talk about that. If ya wanna know more just ask. Tag things #DashingDave for me to see them. Mod's Blog

[ibisvilen]

The boys are back, the boys are back, the boys are back 

And they’re looking for trouble

[askdashingdave]

Hello hello I'm alive and kicking

[hellatalkies-deactivated2014052]

but its so fun to make people pop boners in class.  i mean look at us. its so hard for people to not be taken in by our appeal. 

[askdashingdave]

You rat bastard. Though I suppose it would be a bit hot trying to keep my cool while you try to make me lose it. 

Could make a game of it old man.

[hellatalkies-deactivated2014052]

this is why you get a laptop and go into forms or message bro with pictures of your sad face. so he can then send you pictures of him being happy and a dick prince. 

see stimulating conversation. 

[askdashingdave]

...so pretty much just get online so you can gloat about how your life doesn't suck and you don't have to deal with cock-juggling twatwaffles

Knowing you, you'd probably try to send me pictures that would make me laugh during class...or stimulate me in ways that would be very awkward if someone noticed.  

[hellatalkies-deactivated2014052]

askdashingdave replied to your post:

Well good cos I generally don’t advise death…it leads to deathiness and death-like symptoms. Bet your life has been dull w/o me, cos hell knows I’ve been pretty bored…classes and organizations and stupid frat boys…save me.

and ive looked down at you from my roof top. and i whisper. 

no. 

[askdashingdave]

Don't you quote Watchmen at me ya prick. Having to sit next to idiots who wear socks with sandals and listen to country music and fear their inner homosexual urges is the bane of my existence. 

I am craving conversation that is more stimulating than smacking my head on the nearest brick wall.

[the-organic-dynamic]

Well, now that I'm good and bothered about attractive people...

I’m off to sleep. Sorry I’m not staying up later to chat with y’all, but it’s about to be a long day tomorrow! Sleep well, yo - let sweet dreams permeate your mind tonight! 

[brostridersaskbox]

Sorry for the short-lived night of revelry there, guys! I’ve got a lot planned for the next few weeks, so I need to make sure I get my sleep!

(besides, Dave hates it when I stay up later than him; he’s a light sleeper, I hate to wake him up when I get to bed)

[askdashingdave]

Shut up and snuggle me you fucker. *mumbles* Merry Christmas Bro

[hellatalkies-deactivated2014052]

"Gotta kiss Gam if you lose." Dave said keeping his arm arm up to block a punch. He pushed off the other, letting himself slide across the roof smirking. "What’s happens if I loose?" He asked the his double. He crouched down before launching forward, he disappeared his flashstepping on a steady rise. The younger maybe slwoer, but he was good at predicting his movements. Which was annoying to Dave. He threw a punch on the left side of the other. He grunted seeing a block, but smiled bring his leg up to hit the other in the gut.  

[askdashingdave]

"Fuck, what if he bites my lips off!?" Dave couldn't keep up with the flashstepping, but seeing as they were alternates of the same person he new his older twin's moves and was able to at least make a some good blocks. "Well if you lose um..." he has to cut off from panting and trying to keep up with the other Dave. "Hadn't really thought it through that well...I mean I'd like to see you on your knees or giving me a proper kiss or doing a retry on the past failed threesome idea if your juggaboo is amiable o- fUCK," the knee to the gut knocks the breath out of him but he drops and roles away before he can be pinned. He also manages to land a shallow cut along the other's hip and kicks out, trying to take out his knees and put him off balance.

[mageprinceloki-deactivated20141]

Reblog if you give permission for other characters to:

Hate yours

Be rude to yours 

Become your character’s enemy

Be willing to attack/fight yours in a plot

Develop a bromance or platonic relationship 

Have or receive UNreciprocated feelings with yours

Team up with your character against others

Otherwise engage in non-romantic interactions

[littlemotherfucker-deactivated2]

if mirth had his own body

[hellatalkies-deactivated2014052]

this shit keeps me up night.  in piss terror. this guy makes me cling to the evil juju puppet known as lil cal like hell save me. 

[askdashingdave]

If you see this fucker run the other way as fast as you fucking can. I still get nightmares from my one run in with him.

[askdashingdave]

Mmmm, dat back. Delicious. I'd love to see it covered in scratches~ <3

So would I, and hey those handcuffs aren't for nothing.

Gotta keep it real ya know.

Plus I like to have something to remember a person by if ya know what I'm saying

[askdashingdave]

[brostridersaskbox]

I’m in, Dave; I have to say though…

Considering the way you’re dressed, I’d assume you were looking to raise something else besides hell, dude. 

Bow chicka-wow-wow

[askdashingdave]

I could always put on something else Bro?

This more to your liking?

Or I could always take something off…

[brostridersaskbox]

Oh DANG

I’m good with this plan, just so long as I get to bring mine! 

[askdashingdave]

That’s some pretty sick slight of hand Bro.

How’d I do?

I’m good as long as we can use these too.

[brostridersaskbox]

Ooh, nice one! Don’t get too tied up in those cuffs though!

Alright, I’m gonna try this, see if it works…

HAH. BOOM-BABY.Your move, broskie

[askdashingdave]

Don't worry I think I can manage

Can you?

[askdashingdave]

I'm at a party and hiding in the corner on tumblr and theN YOUR GIFS SHOW UP AND I HAVE TO TRY AND NOT SAY ALOUD "GOD DAMN" BECAUSE MY BF IS IN THE ROOM

Oh no...I wouldn't wanna be a homewrecker. I just wanna wreck shit not relationships.

[askdashingdave]

Bro.

Bro… what the fuck is this?

Is this supposed to make kids fear santa cos it’s working.

[brostridersaskbox]

Oh, that? It’s just one of the doilies I thought we should have-I saw it, and I knew we needed it! 100% festive, bro

Besides, I let Cal do most of the decorating this year anyway

I wonder where that puppety asshole’s gotten to this time…

[askdashingdave]

Bro...I hate you sometimes

A lot.

[askdashingdave]

So anyone else want to raise some hell tonight?

[brostridersaskbox]

I’m in, Dave; I have to say though…

Considering the way you’re dressed, I’d assume you were looking to raise something else besides hell, dude. 

Bow chicka-wow-wow

[askdashingdave]

I could always put on something else Bro?

This more to your liking?

Or I could always take something off…

[brostridersaskbox]

Oh DANG

I’m good with this plan, just so long as I get to bring mine! 

[askdashingdave]

That's some pretty sick slight of hand Bro.

How'd I do?

I'm good as long as we can use these too.

[askdashingdave]

::stare..::Young man you have some strange 12th Perigees eve customs. Why are you pointing your sword at the television?

That fucker is trying to take over Christmas now

EDUCATE YOURSELF

[askdashingdave]

Santa get away from him! You don't know what he is!

[askdashingdave]

You are rather interesting for a terran. Are you related to or perhaps a younger version of the other david? The one that is the matesprit of the indigo blood? You look like him. Are you an artist as well? you seem like a nice person tho. Please to meet you.

The hell is a terran...I'm a Texan. And other Dave...nah we are from different time streams. He's a bundle of fun and a right prick. 

Sup. I guess I'm nice enough. I don't really care what regular people think of me, 

[askdashingdave]

So anyone else want to raise some hell tonight?

[brostridersaskbox]

I’m in, Dave; I have to say though…

Considering the way you’re dressed, I’d assume you were looking to raise something else besides hell, dude. 

Bow chicka-wow-wow

[askdashingdave]

I could always put on something else Bro?

This more to your liking?

Or I could always take something off...