Do I get a Badge for this?

I'd gladly introduce myself but my intuition tells me that you already know who I am. Don't patronize me, Go ahead and ask a question!

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we miss you :( why did you forget us?! WHY?!?!?

LIFE IS TOUGH, SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA TAKE LIKE A 9 MONTH BREAK FROM IT

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I can’t believe I forgot about this blog, what have I done

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Deadpool, will you be my daddy?

Yes.

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arent you canadian?

ssssHHHHHHHHH don’t blow my cover

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how many Canada

None because Canada is a myth

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I missed you soooo much!!!

And I missed you, anon.

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Hey Everyone!

Yo hey sorry I’ve been so dead lately both figuratively and literally (haha it’s funny because--eh.... yeah you get it) Anyway I’m gonna do my best to work more on answering questions here after so long so thank you all for being patient!

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I like the version of Deadpool from that Wolverine movie, with the heat-vision and the wrist swords.

We don’t talk about that, son.

[sarahconnorjr]

Attention REAL Deadpool fans

Stop it.

I see people already starting to harass the new Deadpool fans for only liking him now that…whatever the reason, it doesn’t matter. No one is a gatekeeper and even you weren’t born knowing who Deadpool was.

To the new fans: Welcome!

We have years of stuff for you to enjoy and we can’t wait to see what you contribute to the community, even if it’s just nice comments or liking our favorite authors and artists.

If anyone gives you trouble about becoming a fan “too late” let me know about it. I will address them personally.

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my fav marvel character used to be deadpool but then i realized that he was lame

same same

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Quicksilver lmao

Who are you

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Do you read creepypasta stories on the internet?

get out, child.

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Favorite Marvel character is Doctor Horrible... wait, wrong Joss Whedon film.

DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT NAME WITHIN SUCH A CLOSE PROXIMITY

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Ever tickled the one eyed snake?

Look, I'm a simple man

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How seriously do you take the saying "anything is a dildo if you're brave enough"?

As a challenge

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Fav Marvel character is The Doctor... don't you fuckin' doubt me, Marvel made comics about Doctor Who.

You're still in the wrong place, my child.