"My muse is dead. Tell me how yours is dealing with it." Well, I don't have a muse, but... *checks watch* You back alive yet? *sigh* Listen, could you step it up a little? I mean, yes, your corpse is very handsome, but I really don't have all day here. Just... Like, just come back alive already. We all know you're going to. What got you this time, anyway, great survivor? Did you step on a lego or something? No, no, I'm sure it was... like, super traumatic and stuff. Yeah. Sure.
Killian:
@killian-whump:
“Sigh.... They’re no fun once they’re dead.... unless”
“ah.... so much better”















