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((Brain’s fried today, so here’s a meme to hold yall over))

#dio brando #stardust crusaders #jjba #shitpost

Have you ever considered, ya know, wearing a shirt

*Takes a sip of wine* “Only on Tuesdays..”

#ask #dio brando #stardust crusaders #jjba #Anonymous

Back!

((Gonna be reviving this blog now that I’m back to drawing full-time! Will slowly start posting responses, some with just text and some with drawings, before I open the ask box again, but I’m excited for the blog to see some more activity!))

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Temporarily Closing Ask Box

((Been busy with work and other art obligations, so I’m gonna be temporarily closing my ask box until I’m able to upload some more responses! Thank you all for the submissions though, I’m glad for the interest! <3))

#ooc

askdio

My ask box is open, mortals~

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dailyabba

Giorno’s tramp father.

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dailyabba

Baby Jesus should go back in the manger.

#((I CANT ADD ANYTHING FUNNIER TO THIS)) ((I JUST NEED TO REBLOG IT))#interaction #dailyabba

Excuse me sir but do you know a guy named "Jotaro Kujo"? Hes the father of the woman I love but HES FORBIDDING ME FROM MARRYING HER!!!!! Is there anyway you can help me please im shakgn im crying i need some jolyne coochie ill do anything mister dio! -weeklynarcisoanasui

“And what makes you think I, DIO, would help you acquire the favor of a... Kujo-spawn...?”

#ask #weeklynarcisoanasui #jjba #dio brando #stardust crusaders #Anonymous

((Another quick update: I’ve been super busy this past week wrt getting hired at a new job & some other stuff, but I’ll be getting some time off soon so I can respond to more asks, ty so much for your patience guys <3))

#ooc #SORRY FOR THE OOC POSTS I JUST WANNA STRESS THAT IM STILL 100% INTERESTED IN RUNNING THIS BLOG #im not dead dw #:')

((Sorry for the slowness with getting to asks! This blog’s pretty casual, so I’ll be posting answers in between other stuff, thanks for your patience <3))

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“No you’re probably Jonathan’s son, get out of my sight.” *waves anon away*

#Anonymous #ask #((for real tho dont send nsfw asks it's in my about pls read it))#((thanks))

“I......have sons?????? Is this what I, DIO, am hearing???”

“It.... it can still DO that..??? Oh dear, how many Joestars have I made....?”

#ask #anonymous #crazyfoxycozy #((I'VE GOTTEN SO MANY SON ASKS I HAD TO ANSWER THEM SIMULTANEOUSLY...))#((Look what youve done to poor DIO... youve broken him))#((also yall can get more specific abt his sons now that he's been made.....aware eheh))

bwappleart

It’s with great shame I finally present to you my secret project…the playlist tentatively titled the “Dio/Hol Hell Hol”, featuring such tracks as Lady Gaga’s John Wayne and Trace Adkins’s Ladies Love Country Boys.

Anyways this is the cover so please enjoy the pain that is the playlist itself. Suffer.

#ooc #promo #((THIS PLAYLIST IS RLY FUNNY BUT ALSO RLY GOOD I PROMISE))#diohol

@artisticraccoons submitted: “ÓwÒ hewp me Mr.DIO sir im dwowning”