Act Natural

And that's why Florine is a tramp.

[great-tweets]

AND NOW I WILL TOO

[californiadreamboy]

My soul is cleansed

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[marvelismylife]

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

[roses-likethis-blog]

can’t not reblog the money dog

[dyslexic-sinner]

Oh what the hell

[d3vilsfoodisnotjustcak3]

Please?

[clearly-grey-matter]

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

i love megan fox

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

[frogmp3]

her mind… unparalleled

[endangered-justice-seeker]

Made my day.

[chrisflemingfleming]

back in the subaru

[argumate]

wait I always assumed this guy was a girl

[ms-demeanor]

Chris is a forest spirit beyond the bounds of mortal gender. Also possibly some kind of stork.

[argumate]

I’m willing to believe that his arms and legs are conscious entities entirely separate from his body

[hellionesque]

There’s an Entire Video that breaks down Chris’s stance on gender, and it’s the best thing I’ve seen in years.

[nonbinarynedchicane]

we can’t talk about chris fleming and gender without mentioning his hit single, “I’m afraid to talk to men”

[firebreathingeli]

I saw his show live one of the best lines was “I’m not a man or a women, I’m a show pig”

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[lily-orchard]

Bad idea for a Romantic Comedy The Chief of Police is married to a Mob Boss, and they have to keep “just failing” to catch each other. When one of them hits the other in a shootout, it’s followed with “Oh I’m never going to hear the end of this…”

“So how was your day at work?” “YOU FUCKING SHOT ME! THAT WAS MY DAY AT WORK!”

[sirhate]

We clearly have different definitions of bad.

[clearly-grey-matter]

This idea could only be improved by it being a relationship between two women.

[swagintherain]

setup and punchline

[lord-kitschener]

The artist is luo li rong

[cecaeliawitch]

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

[radgoblin]

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

[gehayi]

By the way, the statue is called  La mélodie oubliée (The Forgotten Melody). Luo Li Rong also painted it:

And here she and the statue are in a more formal setting (museum or art show, I can’t tell):

[theepoetspoet]

“Dork ass losers”

[asymbina]

OK not only do I think she’s a sorceress but now I have a massive crush on her

[ja-khajay]

that one extremely homoerotic painting of a babylonian man listening to a babylonian twink playing babylonian harp. that one

[ja-khajay]

yeah

[theotherwesley]

this is my favorite painting full stop

[adulthoodisokay]

that “babylonian twink” is King David

[lunoki]

The baffled twink composing Hallelujah

[peppapigvevo]

Same energy

[vintagesalt-deactivated20181115]

Carol Kane photographed by Giancarlo Botti | 1970

[hyrude]

this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤

[musinvenusian]

I just want money for groceries 😭😭😭

[swarnpert]

i was never taught the little song about which months have how many days so ive basically just been guessing my whole life

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via DrMassicotte)

[yungterra-blog]

tutorial

question: how do i make my photograph more tumblr relatable?

Simple:

filter

lowercase helvetica

for extra points: add japanese text

[atbuttches-deactivated20170204]

I’m taking notes 

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

wrong you do this

[archdukegrand]

@timelordtroxvon us

[grlband-deactivated20150426]

a 30 y/o drunk man came up to me in a nightclub the other night and said “the economy might be shit but at least we have niall horan” 

[cleopat-ra-blog]

i’m having trouble believing this

[grlband-deactivated20150426]

i live in ireland the only thing irish men love more than themselves is niall horan 

[badwebbarchive]

#there’s an irisn pub near my old vocal studio and they have a framed picture of niall on the wall #not even signed or anything #just in the middle of the wall

[devotionsofmaryoliver]

[temptrsent-deactivated20161019]

“before he’s ready for it”

[liyumpeyn]

what about ireland shifting the date of their holy communion because one direction were performing that week

[knit-soup]

I remember that happened

[laughsandstuff]

Reblog if you want a "why are you so..." in your ask.

[anasandorpygoscelis-deactivated]

OK, I’m in