Ask Germany

Ask Box is currently OPEN Guidelines: 1. Ask questions! 'Hi's' and 'Hello's' make it hard to think of anything. 2. Avoid ship-based questions. I'd like to keep a general/neutral feel to my representation of Germany. 3. Avoid sensitive topics like racism, war crimes, and violence. 4. Admin is NOT from Germany and can hardly speak German. 5. The information given here may not be entirely accurate to real German culture.

[ask-p2-germany]

I’m ready for Halloween. Are you? P:

[askdoucheland]

[luciseaux]

https://gum.co/HetaSweetZine

This fanzine and its contents must never be redistributed/printed/sold. All artworks belong to their respective creators. This zine is 100% FREE. Our only request is that you consider DIRECTLY donating (I would love for your generosity to be recognized).

DO NOT PUT MONEY INTO THE GUMROAD AMOUNT BOX. Do not tip or anything. We will not receive it (and you lose money).

A non-profit Hetalia fanzine about different kinds of candy around the world! Candies have been around for a long time, and it’s safe to say that all countries share a penchant for sugary goodness.

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[askdoucheland]

I didn’t think someone like him would be interested in taking me to such a thing but I’ve decided to go.

[askdoucheland]

[[ Something like this? ]]

[askdoucheland]

Wow it's great to see a little community coming together! Is someone organizing it? I'd love to join but I'm also kind of nervous that my art may not be good enough...

[[ Ah, nobody’s really organizing it, I think! We all ended up becoming good friends via World Meeting! It’s a group chat that serves as a network where Ask Bloggers and Ask Blogger Enthusiasts, as well as those considering making a Hetalia ask blog, meet and make connections. ]]

[askdoucheland]

[ask-p2-germany]

[askdoucheland]

You’re pretty popular so I was sure you’d choose from a lot of interesting people. I’m flattered you’d think of me.

[askdoucheland]

“Hey, you dropped this–”

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[[ As ever, late to the party since this is the first time I had a smartphone of my own. I got a Miitomo! Feel free to add me using Ludwig’s twitter: DeutscheFrage. ]]

[askdoucheland]

I made a group chat on Discord for everyone in the ask blog community to use. Whether you have an askblog or not, you're welcome to use it to meet new friends and find companions! Please make sure to read the rules!

[[ Please read the rules or else I will personally hunt you down and suplex you into your grave. I follow a strict protocol to ensure that everyone will experience a safe and enjoyable community. There will be no tolerance for ne’er do wells and rule breakers!! The purpose of this chat to is bring the ask blog community closer to each other by having a place to properly speak to each other.

Have I made myself clear? ]]

[askdoucheland]

Omg now I want to write a fabric about Lutz and baby Ludwig ;-; If I ever do, may I have your permission till the day I write it?

[[Wowee!! I’d totally dig that!! Go ahead! Take your time and have fun with it too! I’m flattered you enjoyed our interactions, that makes askblogging like legit worthwhile *O*!! Make sure you link it to me too so I can read it and share it with Mia (Lutz-admin)!!]]

[askdoucheland]

Hi Germany! Are you going to celebrate Easter?

[askdoucheland]

[[Yuletide Greetings! It’s the Eve of Christmas here. I hope everyone will have a good day.]]

[askdoucheland]

[[ft. @ask-p2-germany ]]

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[[ ft. @ask-p2-germany ]]

[ask-p2-germany]

I’m always craving that.

[askdoucheland]

[out of breath]

I made you your favorite. I wanted to get it to you as quickly as possible before the cherries begin to lose their flavor.

I had to put a face on it otherwise my brother would have eaten most of it. Sorry if it looks a little crude, I’m not the best at these things.

[luciseaux]

I celebrated Easter by treating myself to a Kinder chocolate egg. Unfortunately, there weren’t any of the normal sized ones in the market, so I had to make do with the tinier ones. I found myself a lovely orange flower ring from the girls’ section (the ‘for boys’ eggs had the likelihood of having that ugly blue plastic color). Clearly too small for my finger, it makes pretty neat clip for a hair braid.

Here’s a comparison next to my precious Chinese bootleg coin Germany.

Surprisingly, only half of the egg was actual candy. The other half gave room for the toy. I suppose this will likely prevent ne’er do wells from swallowing things whole in reckless abandon. I’m looking at you, America.