Yes, I Am Number One

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I’m not trying too hard to hide it, am I?

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How does it feel knowing you have one of the hottest asses in the game? :P

“How does it feel knowing you have one of the hottest asses in the game? :P“

Feels great.  

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the bruising stayed for a few days.

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Ah, well if it isn't Falcon... How have you've been? How's the smash thingy going?

Keeping everyone in line I assume?

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yo Doug, hit us with your best pick up line !

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Yeah, I get along with everyone pretty well! I spend most of my time hanging around with these guys though.

They’re a cool bunch.

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Opinions on Little Mac and Wii Fit Trainer? Thy look like some great workout buddies :D

Ah yes, the power couple… a little bit more than just workout buddies if you ask me. They’re pretty cute though.

and they’re great to mess with.

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what rustles ur jimmies

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how's brawling? are you enjoying it?

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Hey. Hey hey hey hey hey. What do you call a hot dog on October 31st?

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