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Hi i’m clef or whatever the fuck

And you, peasants, are REQUIRED to ask me shit now!

Tbh i’m doing this to piss off that bootlicker konny

Cuz APPARENTLY i’m “nOt AlLowEd” to show foundation secrets to a buncha sad gays on this godless website

So ask me anything, and i’ll relive anything! at least till gears finds out and waps me with some rolled up news paper again…

main is @rapidlyrotting

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officehoursofglass

Mnxbxbhjoop b bl I thitnk it'd be pretty funny if I was sJr awkar for millions years tbake you thank you +9 v :) hehrg

Um... pardon? Are you feeling alright, rabid?

#ooc:#i enjoy how rabid is just a common entity throughout the scp ask blogs #it makes me really happy

patcheelsyndrome

i want to brag about being at a ke$ha concert but i don’t know how

so here is a very bad drawing on alto clef with ke$ha

I mean, I could put her on the computer here if you wanted to talk to her? That is if you want to atleast

Well i would love to but Gears has banned me from inter dimensional tomfoolery.

Hi other universe clef, I uh... am dating your daughter from my universe. My universes Meri says hi by the way! Oh Clef says hello too.

…tell her i said hi.

#dr alto clef

Guns do fix the possessed actually

My source is FAITH

Well womp womp fuck off and die bitch

#don’t actually #this is a jokey joke #dr alto clef #dr clef

Can you shoot me

I think it would fix my headache

Yeah sure

#asker i want you to know i have the worst migraine right now and this makes me feel better -ronnie #dr alto clef #dr clef #dr alto clef scp #dr clef scp #scp ask blog #scp fandom #scp foundation #scp doctors #scp community #scp shitposting

SHOOT @dr-novaetine THEY LOOKED AT ME FUNNY AND IM 99.9 PERCENT SURE THEIR POSSESSED

Uuuuughhhhhhhhhh GUNS DONT FIX THE POSSESSED.

Can you shoot someone for me.

Sure!

For how long do you need to work in the foundation to talk in [REDACTED] and ███████████ ?

69 years.

#dr alto clef #dr clef #dr alto clef scp #dr clef scp #scp ask blog #scp fandom #scp foundation #scp doctors #scp community #scp shitposting

i picked ata. pinple ob my ,nose and it bleeding whta do i do helphelp hle phelp

Well why’d you do that at work, sicko.

#r you okay??#dr alto clef #dr clef #dr alto clef scp #dr clef scp #scp ask blog #scp fandom #scp foundation #scp doctors #scp community #scp shitposting

Do you, for any reason in particular, know how to preform an exorcism?

…That ain’t MY line of work, try hall D.

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Are you SURE you don’t recognize the bodies in the water? I think there might be someone in there you know….:)

Kid i can barely recognize my own face, if there was someone in the water i knew i wouldn’t even be able to recognize them.

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Who’s there…

Do you recognize the bodies in the water? :)

NO.

OOC: HI HOLY SHIT YOUR BACK!!!

scp has called to me like the green goblins mask

#it didn’t #my attempt failed and i had nothing better to do then ask blogs

one of my fav scp is....

SCP 729-J!

very nice and cute •^•

met it once, nice

…augh

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