Dr. Frank-N-Furter

Scientist / Sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania

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I see you shiver with antici...

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runs around hi frank

-butter anon

...Hello there. I better not see any more butter around here.

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i'm a lesbian but you transcend everything i want u so badly

Thank you. Labels are simply so restrictive at times, so I'm quite aware of my irresistible appeal.

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i just wanted to say hi.

ahem. so for now..

you.me.staring contest.go.👀

i guess this’ll be my anon emoji then

-👀

I'm going to win and you know it.

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My Dear Frankie... can i call ya Frankie? I am aware of the countless number other groveling fans in your inbox, and I admit I am indeed one myself. I know you appreciate stand-out effort, so I have written you a poem inspired by your beauty. Showing, here:

Your beauty is contrary of the beauty of an angel, where an angel is clear and bright, your beauty thrives in the darkness. Your beauty holds a cause, a hypnotizing security in itself that only adds to itself. An angel is humble and unaware where you take advantage of the power you know you hold. Your beauty transcends human nature, labels, and positions whilst still completely and utterly being. So human yet so alien, so touchable yet so unattainable. Your beauty is the type that deserves worship in all forms.

I hope you enjoyed that. I have much more effort up my sleeves.

-Your devoted servant, Jenny.

Hello, Jenny. Yes, you may address me as Frankie. What a wonderful poem you have written! You must be quite the master wordsmith. Color me impressed. As you yourself has so kindly said, my beauty deserves worship. I do hope you spend your effort doing as such.

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Can you dissect me?

-🦇

Hm... I'll keep you in mind for any future experiments that require a body. I thank you for your wonderful generosity. It's much appreciated in times like these.

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well hello there.

Well, hello there, anonymous. Did you just want to say hi, or do you require more from me?

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https://www.tumblr.com/askdrfranknfurter/818792292946247680/toucha-toucha-touch-me-frank?source=share

uh im really nice and also good and also starts giving you all my money and belongings

Material possessions are of little value to me. Unless they're sex toys. Or lingerie. Perhaps we could strike some sort of deal...

[one-and-only-frankie]

Is now a bad time to say I dislike butter?

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It's never a bad time to declare as such.

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frank is riff single i want him

Really? You want my servant, out of everyone here? By all means, go for him. I couldn't care less. Though keep in mind he still works for me.

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toucha toucha touch ME frank

Give me a good reason to. I'm waiting.

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PLEEAAASE MOMMY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME ONE CHANCE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IM BEGGING IM PLEADING

You want mommy so bad, don't you? Well, you'll have to wait for her. Get in line.

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Pretty please?

~ 🫪

Hm... I may consider it. I'll put you on my waitlist.

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Hi, Frankie. You are so beautiful 😍🥰💜

Thank you. I'm well aware.

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Can we cuddle 🥺

-🦇

That's far too boring for me, darling. You'll have to do more to get my attention.

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have you considered though. if you will. licking the butter off someone can be sensual. holding them and licking it all slow while they squirm. frank. franky. can you hear me.

-butter anon

Look, I may be open-minded, but I am not hearing you out.

[one-and-only-frankie]

rubs butter alll over you

Wha- my outfit! Now it’s all sticky! You fiend!

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You too? We can't catch a break...