Welcome!

um, well hey their! I'm the Once ler! well if you have a question i guess you can ask it, I'll try my best to answer it! i gotta tell you though, my mom says im not the sharpest tool in the house... or something like that...  happy customers ~~~~~~~ M!A: none

[askdunceler]

Oh Once-ler were is you other 4 family members I count like ten in the book?

i ate them

just kidding HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAH my family always leaves me.

[askdunceler]

OH MY GOSH I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD?!!1

!!!1 WHAT1!!!!!

NO!!!!!

IM STILL ALIVE!!!!!

AND BREATHING!!!!!!

INHALES EXHALES AAHH JUST TASTE THAT H20!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[askdunceler]

Did you have any dreams while you were in your coma?

yes i had a nice dream about pretty flowers and trees and it was a very good dream there was also a gigantic fishy fish and it ate my house??? but its cool we were still friends after.

[askdunceler]

Glad to see You still alive buddy boy

i survived the marshmallow coma!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im happy for me!!!!!! and you :)))))))

[askdunceler]

i ate so many marshmallows and went into a coma 4 a year

[askdunceler]

i missed you too. now u have to get CUDDLES.

you keep those cuddles a safe distance away from me!!!!!!!1

i am a grown man the only person aloud to cuddle me is my mom!!!!!!!!!!!!

[askdunceler]

Of course I missed you! You're like one of my best friends eveer uvu how are ya doin?

realy well!!!!!!!!! the business has realy taken of!!!!!!!

[askdunceler]

Oh my goddness duncie! :v I missed you!! -hugs-

realy?

aw

you missed me~

[askdunceler]

i guess if ur eating canned people sure

………….

people are too big to fit in cans.

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[askdunceler]

do u have any cannibalistic tendencies we should know about

yeah sure!!!!

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that means i eat canned food right?

…cannibalistic… i dont know what the rest of the word means.

[askdunceler]

Hopefully, yes. Trees are very important!! I suppose chopping a few down wouldn't hurt too much, but if you cut too many you might well, destroy the ecosystem. That wouldn't be good, it's pretty here. unu

pppff ya like that will ever happen!!!!!!!!

[askdunceler]

Ah, that's true.. For now, it would at least be a good idea to plant truffula seeds! I mean, you're going to need a ton of tufts if you're gunna make your business bigger, you don't want to run out of trees.

oh yeah for sure!

ive got brett and chett in charge of the replanting.

they got it under controll.

im sure…..

[askdunceler]

Why don't you just.. make a tuft-vacuum or something. Then you won't be chopping down trees, but there still won't be much work to do. uvu

well maybe when the business is bigger i can look into something like that,

but right now we just dont have that kind of money.

its not that simple……

[askdunceler]

Trees are living things! I know 'cause I did some science.

well sure yeah they are alive and stuff

i mean they grow

but they dont feel anything, they are just there.

i dont even know what they do aside from make shade.

[askdunceler]

you have to stop cutting down trees its not right oncie!

dont try to tell me how to run my business.

[askdunceler]

Do you think trees can feel pain?

uh no

there just trees…..

[askdunceler]

I'm glad you're back darling, I really am, I just don't want you to make the same mistake so many other Once-lers did.

the only reason im here is because there is less hard work to do sooooo………..i dont know what to tell you………..