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@askenderbread
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Sorry to anyone who's been following EB for a while, I'm really happy to know people like my silly ideas.Sadly,I'll be closing this blog,but don't fret! I'll be making a new one soon, unfortunately, not with EB, but someone different.I'll keep you posted.Thank you so much!
Kale walks up to Enderbread then hands him a cyan-colored rose. "Of course! I'm sure many people think you're cute. Well anyway glad to meet you! My name is Kale and I hope we can talk when ever possible."
EB takes the rose gently in his hands, smiling and almost having a giggle fit. "Hee,golly..~" He nodded. "I'm Enderbread..~ I'd love to talk to you too if you ever have the time~"
This is a picture of my best friend and her boyfriend. Normal concert photo, right? Well, look closer in the back where the red circle is. Can you see the face?
This isn’t just some normal chain letter. My friend and her boyfriend died 3 nights after this picture was taken, the police having no idea how they died considering they were both 15 and perfectly healthy.
It turns out a boy died at that venue a few years ago at a concert. He was in the mosh pit and he hit his head and then a few nights later he was found dead in his bedroom from his skull broken and slowly bleeding to death.
If you don’t reblog this within an hour, you’ll hear faint music playing for 3 nights straight. On the 4th night, the boy will come from your closet while you’re getting ready for bed and kill you for not helping us put his soul at rest.
This is not fake. 3 people have already died from not passing this on.
OH MY F’CKING GOD.
Im crying holy fuck
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
im such a pussy lol
im not taking a chance .
Sorry but I don’t wanna die
OMG. ;___;
sorry guys, i don’t take any chances
I’m sorry guys. not taking chances ahkjfg.
^^^^
I’m such a pussy. Not taking any chances sorry followers D;
Why the fuck did I read it -_-
I’m a bitch when it comes to these things ;p
this is fucking scary…
all i can think of is the real life troll face
all i can imagine is im getting ready for bed and i see the troll face come out omf
im done
That… kinda looks like Peter Griffin… :/
Send a photo of clothing,and I'll draw EB in them!
For example ouo
original picture of clothing from here
Kale holds up a sign in the distance for Enderbread. "Pink,Orange, Cream, Beige."
"O-Oh gosh.." He gets all fuzzy inside as he reads the sign. "Golly..am,am I really that cute? ;//.//; oh oh,and I would like to get to know you as well..~ Everyone else as a matter of fact~ "
Red - I love you. Pink - I think you’re cute. Blue - You’re amazing. Rose - You’re pretty Purple - You’re hot. Plum - I would fuck you. Violet - I would date you. Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours. Lavender - You are my tumblr crush. Orange - I want to get to know you. Tangerine - We have a lot in common. Amber - I wish you would notice me. Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. Beige - I don’t know you at all. Yellow - I don’t like your blog. Green - I don’t like you. Olive - I think you are unattractive. Brown - I hate you. Grey - You scare me. Black - Delete your tumblr. White - FACEBOOK/SKYPE/other means of contacting you PLEASE
Cus I don’t have my tablet right now))
Cassandra: Your muse will see everyone as decaying, mutilated bodies.Feel free to add more to the list.
Everywhere. Everywhere he went, he saw nothing but these..disfigured,mutilated figures. He didn't know what was wrong or how he'd ended up like this..Maybe an after effect of a potion maybe?..But he'd never make something as..horrible as this.
Enderbread couldn't even go outside, or even play and take care of Trix without almost screaming at the poor little kitten.Confinement, he had to stay locked up in his cave,someplace dark,away from the others..Its like he just wanted to, gouge his eyes out from his sockets.He even took measures of blindfolding himself in this dark corner of his cave.He could hear his little tabby meowing and rubbing up against him.
Tears rolled and dried up as they hit the blindfold, picking up his kitten. She was soft, just as she was and has always been. He just couldn't look..he didn't want to. He sat there, quietly, brushing the little kitten softly in the dark..
Back~
((More than a week, very expected ;//o//; but im back and ill try to post up more things~))
Off for a week
((Heading to the P.I. guys for my grandma, i'll be back on the 4th. See you guys later~))
Have you ever walked into a glass door?
Enderbread: "o-oh yes.." *rubs his head* "plenty a times.. ; m ;'' "
Torture M!As for your muse
For these M!As, the muse will be the victim. And if anybody wants to volunteer to be the torturer, they're allowed to. (Some require more than the victim to be played with.)
Containment: For 12 hours, your muse will become insane, and be locked away in an abandoned asylum. Your muse will believe they are going to be executed and desperately seeks freedom.
Chained up: For 10 hours, your muse will find themselves bound by chains. They can either have a savior or a torturer.
Shock!: For 10 hours, your muse will be tied to an electric chair. Unless the torturer is provoked to electrocute your muse at a high voltage, it will not be enough to kill them.
Blood Rush: For 2 days, your muse will go completely insane, and will want nothing but to spill blood from anyone that can find. No matter who it is.
Mindfuck: For 5 hours, your muse will play mind games on everyone else, no matter how far it goes.
Backstabber: For 12 hours, your muse will get close to someone they hate (or love), for the sole purpose of inflicting physical harm on them.
Hate: For 6 hours, your muse will do nothing but spout hateful comments to everyone. Whether they liked them originally or not.
Martyr: For however long the anon decides, your muse is kidnapped and tortured for information they don't even have.
Six Feet Under: Your muse is suffering severe necrosis all over their body. They are, essentially, rotting while still alive.
My Worst Enemy: The ghost of the person who make your muse the most afraid will come and torture your muse for 24 hours.
Memories: Your muse re-lives the worst hours of their life.
Slowly and painfully: Every hour, for the next 24 hours, someone will come and remove one of your muse's body parts.
Cassandra: Your muse will see everyone as decaying, mutilated bodies.
Feel free to add more to the list.
((Mun likey e e ))
Hush: Black (chimeradittomc)
“It’s almost done Miss Black..~”, the gingerbread enderman called out to the neighboring enderslime beside him. The darker enderslime crossed her arms and looked away,huffing,and trying to get some of the left over flour off of her arms."I told you,I can't bake." Endernread smiled nervously."You did fine..~" As he looked down at the furnace, the light had died down,signaling that the cake was finished. He smiled more,then bent down to grab the sweet.To his surprise,it,was a bit burnt..Black's eyes widened,then a scowl appeard upon her face. "I told you! I did it WRONG." She stomped her foot and turned away.Enderbread looked at his friend..then set the cake down,placing a hand on her shoulder. "It's okay Black..it looks delicious..~ She didn't turn..EB blinked,then smiled,tapping her gently.That made her turn and to see,Enderbread eating a piece of her cake,crumbs and frosting all over his face."See,its good~" Black stared for a minute..then snickered,and started to laugh,giving Enderbread a good little noogie on the head. ((Sorry if this isnt good,im not a great writer ;//v//; ))
Here's a M!A List Spread It Like A Fatal Disease
Blood: Your thirst for blood is insatiable. No, you aren't some vampire with convenient sharp teeth. You gotta find blood to eat or you'll starve; all other food and drink make you promptly vomit.
Stuttering: You have an irresistibly cute stutter for the next _____
Little Bird: For ____, you have cute little wings. No, not big enough to fly. Yes, big enough that you might need to cut holes in your shirt.
Lips Like Morphine: You want to kiss everyone who says your name for the next ____.
Super Psycho Love: For the next ___, you're on a quest to make out with the one person you know you shouldn't.
Use Me: You have to abide to anyone that says your name, followed by a command. Lasts for _____.
Nice Guys Finish Last: If you're a nice guy, now you're bad. If you're a bad guy, you're now nice. If you're somewhere in the middle, you're now a fuckin' cat.
Just a Little Girl: No, I don't give a fuck about your gender. For the next ____, you're a little girl.
The Mirror: You become split into two versions of yourself -- your good and your evil, for ___.
Automatisch: You are now a robot or a cyborg (have metallic parts) for _____.
Anyway You Want It: You have to follow the next 5 commands in your inbox, no matter what. (Can only be refuted by another anon).
So Fierce: You're suddenly some kind of sex kitten, for ______. You smouldering temptress.
Chained to You: Physically, you are chained to (anon decides) for _____ long. Include chain leeway (length).
Brainwashed: You will be brainwashed by the next person to say your name. Lasts for _____.
T-Shirt: You can wear nothing but a t-shirt for ______.
When They Come For Me: Yeah. They're coming. You better run. They'll give up the hunt on _____.
I Don't Like The Drugs: Way to develop a physiological drug dependency for ____. Way to go, Tiger.
Pushing Me Away: You now love everyone you hated. You hate/are scared of the ones closest to you. Relationships that are somewhere in the middle are unaffected. Lasts for _____.
I'm Dying: I'm so...so sorry...
Kryptonite: Well, aren't you a hunk. You've got super strength, speed, x-ray vision, and dazzling hair. There's only one thing that can stop you, and that's (anon decides).
Drunk: Get Home You're drunk for _______. (Anon can specify a KIND of drunk; angry drunk, horny drunk, emotional drunk, etc..)
Killer in You: You want to kill everyone with RP with for ______. The only way to stop it is to kill yourself (you'll come back, obvi. But whether or not you know that...)
Good Life: For _____, you have everything you've ever wanted. When it disappears, though...
Send me a drabble prompt
Goodbye: My muse watching yours die
Farewell: My muse or yours leaving the other (Please specify which)
Blood: My muse killing yours
Shiver: Our muses trying to stay warm
Hush: My muse trying to calm and quiet yours
War: Our muses arguing
Nocturnal: Our muses up late at night
Confession: My muse confesses something to yours
Reckless: My muse does something dangerous for yours
Warmth: Our muses doing something fluffy and cute together
Intimate: Our muses doing some hot and steamy together
Phobia: Our muses discussing what scares them
Tricky: Our muses doing something sneaky
Deceive: My muse lying to yours
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happy crafting
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