AskEnderbro Reboot

Enderbro and Steve are Back in Action, and Gordon too.

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Lack of updates

(mod): I'm sorry I haven't updated this in awhile but I might get some comics posted here soon.

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How would Steve feel about meeting Minecraft Movie Steve?

The Steves

[Steve]: he and I would definitely hang, eat lava chicken, and sing silly random songs to annoy testificats.

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Wait Ari was emo??

Emo Teen Ari

[Ari]: Man, the 2000s was a time to be emo the days of MySpace-fu and my chemical romance.. after the 2010s, I grew out of my teen phase.

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Hey I know you used to be in a punk rock phase one Steve how did your parents react?

Well

[Steve]: Yeah, they weren't really thrilled of my teen self rebellion...

[Ari]: Wow, and I thought my y2k Emo phase was worse.

[Steve]: Wait, you were?

[Ari]: There's a lot to me you don't know about Steve.

[Enderbro]: For me, I was in a gang, but not anymore.

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Have you heard of Alphabet Lore?

Alphabet....lore?

[Steve]: Wait, isn't it that brain rot stuff like, skibiti toilet or some shit?

[Enderbro]: No way Steve it's a fun and suspenseful series created by a cool person. you should really watch it, bro. [Steve]: eeeeehhhh, sorry not my thing man.

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hey guys, we know about Herobrine and how’s he’s an evil version of Steve one stuff like that. But what about the mythical white Enderman, aka The Farlander?

Mod or Myth

[Steve]: You won't be seeing me fighting that thing, fuck Dat noise.....

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Hi guys. Ive been a long time fan since the beginning and I’ve had so many things to ask you but I think I’ll just start with telling you that I’ve been a time fan since I was 9. I never had social media at the time but I always checked you out every once in a while. And now that I have social media I can finally ask you stuff.

Old returning fans.

[Mod]; I'm back. I'm so sorry I been lazy these days...

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Hey Steve, Enderbro, and Ari, what’s your opinion on slapstick comedy?

Slapstick comedy

[Steve]: Did any Millennials have their parents say this? Cause I'm a GenX.

[Ari]: There are really funny slapstick moments in books. That counts, right?

[Enderbro]: Chey would also sometimes bring over snacks. That's what makes her a cool neighbor

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What lies in the nether..... pre "Steve's child" Arc (coming soon)

[Mod]: gonna get ready soon for the next chapter. I just need to finish up and meet the others, and I'll get started on a new chapter soon.

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What if doll trend?

[Enderbro]: I wouldn't recommend eating the small plastic you will choke.

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Two types of celebrations

Easter:

[Enderbro]: Easter is a wonderful day to find new colorful eggs.

And 4/20:

[Steve]: I'm too high as a kite to care, man.

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Steve Status: A Minecraft Movie.

[Steve]: oh shit where to begin. Well, I wanna go ahead and Say me and Enderbro saw the movie and I have mixed thoughts.

1. The visuals were absolutely stunning mixing irl props and CGI was a really nice move.

2. I don't know how I feel about Jack Black playing as me singing even though he's a funny ass guy I don't think the singing was necessary.

3. Chicken Jocky, that's all is needed.

And finally I feel like they Focused way too much on Me and Garret Garrison screen time I mean don't get me wrong Jason Momoa is siq as fuq. But the other characters didn't get much of a role or development. Of course a quick Technoblade Easter Egg was a great tribute.

[Enderbro]: Me and Steve enjoyed it, just wish the kids not yell and throw popcorn everywhere and ruining the movie.

[Steve]: Oh yeah that shit been happening every movie Theater...... My shoes got slightly sticky from the spilled drinks... Come on people.....

[Enderbro]: whatever happened to staying quiet and doesn't ruin the experience for everyone. The movie magic is dead.

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Seed time

Lots of vegetables and flowers. Just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks basically.

(Seed packets are 4 for $1 at Goodwill and Dollar Tree btw. I don’t mess with those $2-$5 packets unless it's some specialty plant. The cheapo ones are literally the exact same quality, there's just slightly less seeds inside.)

4/17/2025

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[Steve]: it's essential to grow Food especially if there's no Cows or CHICKEN JOCKY Chickens or pigs near by.

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How's Kelley been these days? Has he ever found a new job? Since he's no longer the village guardian?

[Kelley]: You know, this is actually great. That last testificate said this was a hard job. It was hard at first, but soon got the hang of it. It's about time I put these big old arms to use.

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Up Coming Arcs

[Mod]: hello My bros out there, SO Mod here and I have some big Story lines coming soon to the blog But mostly I do Want to see more and more people asking the characters as I progressivly introduce them So far Makena has made an appearence and more Players to be shown BUT I wanna go ahead And show you all big Story Arcs to come.

Firstly.

Meet The Others: In Progress

Steve's "Child": {Coming in Summer}

Steve Gets Kidnapped: {TBA}

Players vs. Deities: {TBA}

[Mod]: wowie, so far this is what I have, I Dont know when the last 2 comics will be announced but probably in the fall Of 2025 I dont know well see. anyways I hope yall have a great rest of your day. Mod Signing off.

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Meet the others pt 2.

[Mod]: Sorry for the lack of updates with the arc, but here it is. Meet Makena.

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hey Enderbro and Steve, what would you do if you each were captured by your worse enemy? Just curious ;)

Enemy

[Steve]: Seriously, this is really getting on my nerves....

[Enderbro]: Steeeeeeeve help, my worst enemy has me surrounded.