THE GREAT ROUXLS KAARD ASK BLOG!!!

dumb guy with even dumber art 3

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HELLOETH INTERWEBS!! TIS I, THE GREAT ROUXLS KAARD, DUKETH OF PUZZLES, AND MOST DAZZLINGE DARKNERE IN THE CASTLETH TOWNE! THOU GAZETH UPON THE MOSTE HEY WAI--

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hello everyone!! welcome to my dumb rouxls ask blog with even dumber art!!

I will try my best be active but uh yk how it is lmao

basic rouxls (rules) for the blog:

be nice. be reasonable. be kind. dont be homophobic transphobic racist ableist etc etc, just have common sense?? also please stay away from political stuffs here please.

you can be a rouxls freak but like. dont be overly sexual?? like innuendos and of the like are ok (like you can say inkussy I do not care) but mod is a minor so like. yeah.

DONT USE MY ART FOR AI. also please dont like re-upload or trace ok cool

mods pronouns are any/all, rouxls is ALSO any/all but with a masc preference

you guys get anon until I decide to turn it off lmao. also I will try to draw some asks... dont be mad if I dont draw yours tho

ok I think thats it. uh okay have funs!!!!

(psst hey the artstyle may be goofy but be as angsty as you want!!)

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You enjoyed all of it didn't you

N-NO????? Why wouldst anyone enjoyeth beinge a cat, gehaha...

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are thou okay?

Imst doing Okaye. Imst not longer a cat, so tis somethinge, I guesseth.

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FOUND.

Although fEa is busy right now so you're stuck with ME. The MOD.

- fEm

YESSSS LETS GO BABY WOOHOOOO

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waiting for the day fEa finds me out

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What are you made of? Why are you like this?

- anon™

Inke, I thinketh? Also, what doth that meanseth.

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THE PEOPLE LOVETH MOI!!!!!!

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I mean after I bit him

oh. yeah just ink. exploded pen flavor

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what did he taste like

w- why arteth thou assuming we kissed?? We didn't?????

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So how was the date with that one anon?

I wast kidnappedeth??? So not greateth??? Howst did thou even get mine address????

...The froyo twas nice I guess....

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Just gonna tell you, people will probably say some.. -Interesting- things so be prepared

SOMEONE KIDNAPPEDETH ME AND TURNED ME INTO A CAT. HOWST MORE "INTERESTINGE" CAN IT GET.

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(OOC: I forgot to mention: the toppings for the frozen yogurt were mostly gummy worms and cookie crumbs for ‘soil’)

oh thats cutie. hell yeahs

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what’s with you. Like fundamentally

IMST A CAT NOW??? APPARENTLYE?????

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Meow meow meow meow meow meow

this gives me an idea hold on... must honor the tradition,,,,,

........

[*ROUXLS has been turned into a cat for uh as long as I want this bit to go]

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*bites you*

Owe.

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YOU-

*Grabs you by the neck, lifts you up, carries you to my car, drives to Sweet Frog, gets one large cup of frozen yogurt, shares it with you at a table, flirts, asks for your number, and then drives you back to where I found you*

Wait wh- HEY WHATETH THE--

[one froyo date later...]

uhm. Okaye.

[asketh-the-rouxls-kaard]

bonjour. art thou perchance a frenchman

Perhapse. Do tell me, whateth ist this "French" thou speak of?