I'll be better than my brother!

Hi! I'm Ethan Azure! I'm pretty sure you've heard of my brother! His name is Gold Azure! He's pretty cool and awesome. But now I'm out on my own Pokemon adventure and I'm going to be cooler than him! Indie Ethan Roleplay blog tracking the tag: askethankun ((HI THIS IS RUN BY A GIRL. I'M NOT ALEX. ALEX-KUN ACTUALLY JOINED TUMBLR BECAUSE OF ME. THIS IS A REMAKE OF MY FIRST ROLEPLAY BLOG. UM CALL ME DIA.))

[askethankun]

((Dia stole Dia's school laptop. Dia doesn't care because now Dia can make videos again!))

[silverfragment-archive]

Ethan had randomly broken a window and crawled into a house. He refused to go back home and get food. Besides that was pretty far away. Now he was going through someone's fridge trying to get food. Whoops. Sounds like the owner of the house is here...!

Silver just got to bed when he heard the sound of shattering glass. He sat up immediately  He’s living alone so what the hell was that? The redhead got up and went down, Weavile hot on his trail. He heard something in the kitchen so he went in the direction and switched on the lights. 

"… who the fuck are you and what are you doing in my house?"

[silverfragment-archive]

Silver looked at the boy in front of him. Was this guy for real?? Because he’s hungry he just decides to break into peoples houses? Because they might not mind him taking food. Oh no Silvers not falling for the cute. 

"Excuse me but… Do I look like I care? You can’t just fucking break into peoples houses because you’re hungry!"

[askethankun]

"But I--" The cute almost always works! Unless it was Gold. Since Gold is an evil big brother and totally stupid-- Back to what matters. "But... But... Big Brother told me it's okay to break into people's houses when you really need something!" Yes. Blame it all on Gold!

[golden-eyed-master]

"I promised Mom that I’d never let you have human friends. Pokemon are your best friends bud. You’re not allowed to have any other friends. Deal with it. Oh they look at you weirdly? You sure it’s not because you’re talking to yourself or carrying around that damn axe?!"

[askethankun]

"Oh really?" Casually is now reaching for axe. "Hey Big Brother~ Want some more scars~? You better take that back and let me have friends! Or I'll let Kenji get you! Or dad!"

[golden-idiot-blog]

Ethan has bad habits, breaking into random people's houses is one of them. This house seemed good enough. His Pichu followed behind him. "Okay be careful Leiaka. I'm going to find some food."

Gold jolted from his bed when he heard a crash. “What the…? Someone broke in?!” He quickly grabbed the nearest Pokeball and dashed out of his bedroom. The sound appeared to have come from the kitchen. The boy rushed in to find shattered glass scattered over the cold tiles and an unknown figure by the refrigerator. Oh no. The cake.

"STEP AWAY FROM THE FRIDGE AND NO ONE GETS HURT."

[askethankun]

Oh dear. Looks like Ethan was caught. "I thought you were supposed to be watching Leiaka." Ethan muttered. The Pichu just let out an annoyed cry before shocking her trainer. "OW!"

"Um I'm sorry? I'm just--" Ethan didn't even get to finish speaking before Leiaka shocked him again. Today just wasn't his day.

[golden-eyed-master]

Brotherly senses are tingling…

"ETHAN NO! YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FRIENDS!!"

[askethankun]

"BUT I WANT REAL FRIENDS. I WANT TO HAVE FRIENDS. I CAN'T HAVE MY PARTNERS AS MY ONLY FRIENDS! PEOPLE LOOK AT ME WEIRDLY BECAUSE OF IT."

[askethankun]

"Big Brother doesn't want me to have friends--"

[silverfragment-archive]

Ethan had randomly broken a window and crawled into a house. He refused to go back home and get food. Besides that was pretty far away. Now he was going through someone's fridge trying to get food. Whoops. Sounds like the owner of the house is here...!

Silver just got to bed when he heard the sound of shattering glass. He sat up immediately  He’s living alone so what the hell was that? The redhead got up and went down, Weavile hot on his trail. He heard something in the kitchen so he went in the direction and switched on the lights. 

"… who the fuck are you and what are you doing in my house?"

[askethankun]

Whoops! Gold had warned Ethan that his bad habits would get him in trouble! Too bad he never listened or paid much attention. Geez. Gold was boring... Was he really a great trainer? Oh yea. Back to the matter at hand...! "U-um... I was hungry and I didn't want to head back home. Didn't think you'd mind me... Taking some food..." Ethan is pulling the cute card. Don't fall for it...

"I was just really hungry and I don't have any food on me and... And... Home is really far away... And Exbo would have complained if I didn't eat today..."

[askethankun]

"...I swear I didn't break into any houses before. Arceus..."

[tyrianwitchyheiressoflife]

Send me, "Empty Pockets," for something my muse carries at all times.

[askethankun]

((SHIT. I'M JUST SAYING THAT ON MY X ALEX-KUN STOLE MY GAME AND THEN GAVE IT BACK TO ME. IT'S MINE AND I LET HIM SET UP SHIT. OOPS. I NEED TO SWITCH THAT SHIT.))

[askethankun]

Okay so like. I'm... Supposed to be doing Math and it's due on the 1st. But like. I can do it any time. I have around a 80 in Math anyways.

[askethankun]

FUCK YOUR SHIT!! SILVY IS REAL!! SILVY IS A REAL PERSON! I'M NOT SILVY!!! SILVY IS REAL!!!

[askethankun]

I HAD A REALLY BAD DREAM AND NOW I'M SCARED AND SAD. I'M SORRY. I KNOW I MUST ONLY ANNOY YOU AND THAT YOU HATE ME. NO NEED TO LIE TO ME. I'LL JUST LEAVE YOU ALONE....

[askethankun]

Sleep time has come. So like idk. Sleep before I drive myself crazy again.

[askethankun]

Ethan just told me that he refuses to work until he gets a raise. WHO THE HELL WAS TALKING TO HIM ABOUT WORK?! HE DOESN'T HAVE A DAMN JOB AND I AIN'T PAYING HIM FOR ANYTHING!!

[askethankun]

((I want the laptop. I need the laptop. Actually I need to charge Silvy, Goldy and Clingy. Wait-- Where did I put Reddy-- Oh wait. I remember now. NOOO I HAVE MY LEAST TWO FAV MP3S LEFT. NO. REDDY AND LADY WHY MUST YOU LIVE FOR SO LONG?!))

[askethankun]

"Gold is being weird again. Ew no. Do I have to share you with him?"

((Yes bbu. You must.))

"Or you could just pay attention to me~"